Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

In getting all caught up from the past few months, I see they have another goddamn dog under their roof to torture with neglect. And that it's locked in a harness, like HOPE, probably for good.

This REALLY fucking pisses me off. And no, just because it came off of HOPE for a few minutes and then she went and sniffed at it doesn't mean she's telling you she wants it on the rest of her (their) lives, assholes! Jesus.

There's a handle sticking straight up from the middle of the back, so it's only for your benefit and not theirs. They're innocent dogs, not something to control like a pair of fucking suit cases. What if they want to sleep on their back?? HOPE will never know the joy of it.

Here's a great idea Jagoff and Tranny: why don't the both of you put on some hiking boots and never take them off EVER again. Comfy, huh?

I really hate these people.

 

[Aunt Carol]

he has heart failure. red fatty meats are the last thing he needs. turkey maybe okay, but not fatty shit

It doesn't matter what diet Jack is "on;" Jack will continue to eat the same way he always does. Only the flavor of his mushmouthed justifications changes.

 

[p1138]

Guy has no self awareness which is why he thought "leaning" keto was legitimate.

Don't forget his various bullshit excuses of only taking bites for the camera, giving away food with bites out of it to the homeless, etc. when he was getting called out for clearly failing any attempt at "keto"

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

I can’t lie I was hoping to see more Jack Jr Bicep shots on Cali trip

 

[toilet_rainbow]

It doesn't matter what diet Jack is "on;" Jack will continue to eat the same way he always does. Only the flavor of his mushmouthed justifications changes.

The only real entertainment I'd get out of Jack "attempting" carnivore would be him on Jack on the Go trying to pretend that he was taking only one "cheat" bite for the show. Which is exactly what he did with say, keto. "Oh, look guys, don't worry! I'm only eating one bite of this pizza/sandwich/breaded food for the show, I'll eat just the meat and cheese otherwise! *wink wink*"

Although even that would tire quick. Good thing Jack's only committed to speedrunning his sixth stroke through his abysmal eating habits. What will it be next week? More keto before eating shitty sandwiches? More demonizing sugar before having Tammy bake cookies? That's the real fun now since he can't fuck up cooking on his own cooking show anymore. I much more "enjoy" JOTG now because at least we have something besides mushmouth slurring and Victorian funeral photography-esque posing.

 

[Aunt Carol]

The only real entertainment I'd get out of Jack "attempting" carnivore would be him on Jack on the Go trying to pretend that he was taking only one "cheat" bite for the show. Which is exactly what he did with say, keto. "Oh, look guys, don't worry! I'm only eating one bite of this pizza/sandwich/breaded food for the show, I'll eat just the meat and cheese otherwise! *wink wink*"

Between the "trial bites" and Jack's dysphagia, maybe Tammy should buy a pack of those mesh baby feeders.

 

[Marc]

I'm curious if he'll start doing recipes while on his scooter in the kitchen.

I bet he puts his scooter in reverse to turn over in bed whenever he shits himself and can’t immediately fall back asleep due to the gud stench.

 

[A Bit Concerning]

he's the type that doesn't understand taking one bite from his fast food burger is enough to render his Keto diet ineffective.

Keto is fucking hard. Even if you're just going very low carb and 0 sugar, your body is still going to scream at you for the first part of the diet because it wants those sweet, energy filled carbs and sugar. That's on top of the hunger from reducing your caloric intake. To effectively do Keto you have to be as diligent as you possibly can for as long as you possibly can and Jack just can't do that.

yes i know it's a carnivore diet but it's the same general principle as keto

he has heart failure. red fatty meats are the last thing he needs. turkey maybe okay, but not fatty shit

I would say he should see a nutritionist but that wouldn't matter if he wouldn't follow the advice.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

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"The worst that can happen is nothing happens."

I mean I like popcorn as much as the next person but there's a limit as to how much I can eat, even when it's ungreased, I can only make it through half the container before I start feeling sick. So how they can both finish a bucket on their own shows how gluttonous they both are.

There's something addictive in that butter for sure. I'm not normally a junk food person but when I walk into the theater and smell that fake-ass popcorn butter I am hit with a strong desire to consume as much as possible. If I hold out for 10 mins or so it passes. Odd.

 

[p1138]

"The worst that can happen is nothing happens."


There's something addictive in that butter for sure. I'm not normally a junk food person but when I walk into the theater and smell that fake-ass popcorn butter I am hit with a strong desire to consume as much as possible. If I hold out for 10 mins or so it passes. Odd.

It smells better than it tastes, and once you've acclimated to it you become "nose blind"(same reason stinky people can't smell their own stink)

 

[Bassomatic]

Guys this isn't keto this is all meat! Totally different and totally for real just leaning it tho.

We all know this won't work. But who's to say we can't bet what's first thing he breaks it with?

Me he's going to be a dumbass with a brown sugar rub on something.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Guys this isn't keto this is all meat! Totally different and totally for real just leaning it tho.

We all know this won't work. But who's to say we can't bet what's first thing he breaks it with?

Me he's going to be a dumbass with a brown sugar rub on something.

Or on JOTG he'll do a fried chicken sandwich or something like it "without the bun"

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Jack is such a scum bag boomer.

Comes from California into Tennesee.

Makes fun of the Southern accent.

Jack, you're a bigger hillbilly then those pesky southern folks you uneducated fuck.

California and the South do not want to claim you.

EDIT: DEER BALLS! Hehe! Boomer humor is terrible.

 

[That Damned Tiger]

Jack is being especially annoying today. He truly does have no social skills to deal with people.

 

[beautiful person]

In getting all caught up from the past few months, I see they have another goddamn dog under their roof to torture with neglect. And that it's locked in a harness, like HOPE, probably for good.

This REALLY fucking pisses me off. And no, just because it came off of HOPE for a few minutes and then she went and sniffed at it doesn't mean she's telling you she wants it on the rest of her (their) lives, assholes! Jesus.

There's a handle sticking straight up from the middle of the back, so it's only for your benefit and not theirs. They're innocent dogs, not something to control like a pair of fucking suit cases. What if they want to sleep on their back?? HOPE will never know the joy of it.

Here's a great idea Jagoff and Tranny: why don't the both of you put on some hiking boots and never take them off EVER again. Comfy, huh?

I really hate these people.

The most appalling thing to me about the Scalfanis, aside from them knowingly going to a church run by a guy who literally decapitated a Sunday School teacher, is how they treat Hope. She's such a cute little doggie. I want to liberate her from them, and I'm not even usually a dog person.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

To wrap it up: "Ok guyz, we're gonna play with our balls ..."
Ho ho ha! Gee is there a two drink minimum and will you be here all week? You hilarious 9 year old

 

[desudesu]

The most appalling thing to me about the Scalfanis, aside from them knowingly going to a church run by a guy who literally decapitated a Sunday School teacher, is how they treat Hope. She's such a cute little doggie. I want to liberate her from them, and I'm not even usually a dog person.

Just saying that Fatty announced that they are in Orlando at the moment and 103 Thomas Court is pretty much empty, save from the shitty doorbell camera. Make of this what you will.

 

[EatYourVeggies]

Deer balls has to be one of Scalfani's worst videos ever. He goes on and on forever about that woman's youtube channel and how selfless he is for shouting her out, and her fake smiling and wishing she wasn't there. Then they take forever to explain the ingredients while making bad jokes in a very uncomfortable pretend-it's-funny manner. After making the dish we get "meat gud", nothing about taste, texture.... Fucking hell I want my 10 minutes back, this wasn't even fun to hate watch

 

[Too Sneed to care]

Come on everyone, Jack looks after his health, the man himself says he only expects us to have him another 20 or 30 years.

The way he's going it's going to be 5 or 10