Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[PiggyPie]

-eating shit and showing her "healthy food container"
- whining over a picture of herself from a year ago where she claims to be 100lbs THINNER
- her idiot girlfriend "practicing" cursive out of a 3rd grade book
- her girlfriend cleaning her "definitively not" diabetic ulcers

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

-eating shit and showing her "healthy food container"
- whining over a picture of herself from a year ago where she claims to be 100lbs THINNER
- her idiot girlfriend "practicing" cursive out of a 3rd grade book
- her girlfriend cleaning her "definitively not" diabetic ulcers

Jesus, look at her lumbering around as she tries to walk. She's only 26. Her joints are shot for life. Even if she drops 2/3 of her current body weight, that knee cartilage is still worn out. I'd feel pity if this wasn't something she inflicts on herself.

 

[FatNero]

Jesus, look at her lumbering around as she tries to walk. She's only 26. Her joints are shot for life. Even if she drops 2/3 of her current body weight, that knee cartilage is still worn out. I'd feel pity if this wasn't something she inflicts on herself.

"I'm going to make a whole video on my erupting holes of blood and pus in my body."

WHY EVER.

 

[Astaroth]

She's gone Slaton on us. Chip taste-testing, with some bonus snack cake-snarfing and non-diet Pepsi-guzzling. Views are taking precedence over anything resembling a healthy lifestyle change.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

I wish these fat chicks would stop calling their online binges "mukbangs."

It never stops amazing me how huge these people get at such a young age. It's baffling how they get used to the suffocating and nauseating feeling of being stuffed to the breaking point but mild hunger scares them.

 

[Cunty Boo Boo]

Thanks for clarifying they're the mini bags. Against your body, I wouldn't even be able to tell.

Also, who is this "gurrrl" she keeps addressing? Am...am I the gurrrl?

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

Also, who is this "gurrrl" she keeps addressing? Am...am I the gurrrl?

Does seem to be a thing some fat chicks do. They often have a fag they're the hag to (or are always on the hunt for one) and watch RuPaul Drag Race. Maybe they think they're sassy and empowered saying it?

 

[PiggyPie]

At this point, I'm not even sure which one weighs more... Amberlynn or Amy Slaton.

 

[pickleniggo]

-eating shit and showing her "healthy food container"
- whining over a picture of herself from a year ago where she claims to be 100lbs THINNER
- her idiot girlfriend "practicing" cursive out of a 3rd grade book
- her girlfriend cleaning her "definitively not" diabetic ulcers

I really need to add more commentary to this because that video was so insane:
She makes shitty packaged ramen in a microwave, is going to throw a bunch of random shit into it, and claims she will only use "half the packet" of flavoring which doesn't even matter at that point due to everything else being added. Her "low sodium" soy sauce isn't convincing anyone. She "just woke up".....at 2:30 in the afternoon. Why even admit that? I noticed most of her "healthy food bin" consists of unopened packages, and why would she even bother buying original instant oatmeal if she hates it so much? "I would eat two ramens at once and sometimes twice a day." At least she was honest for a second. But let's break that down:
4 Packages of Top Ramen Chicken Flavor is:
1520 Calories
88% of your daily fat intake
and 304% of your sodium intake

And those sores on her body are fucking disgusting and we really don't need a video about them.



This is a legitimate question: is her girlfriend an actual factual slow-in-da-mind? I've only recently started watching Amberlynn's videos and in all honesty, I can't tell.

 

[nad7155]

She's gone Slaton on us.

Not quite.

This hambeast can actually speak like a normal person.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

I really need to add more commentary to this because that video was so insane:
She makes shitty packaged ramen in a microwave, is going to throw a bunch of random shit into it, and claims she will only use "half the packet" of flavoring which doesn't even matter at that point due to everything else being added. Her "low sodium" soy sauce isn't convincing anyone. She "just woke up".....at 2:30 in the afternoon. Why even admit that? I noticed most of her "healthy food bin" consists of unopened packages, and why would she even bother buying original instant oatmeal if she hates it so much? "I would eat two ramens at once and sometimes twice a day." At least she was honest for a second. But let's break that down:
4 Packages of Top Ramen Chicken Flavor is:
1520 Calories
88% of your daily fat intake
and 304% of your sodium intake

And those sores on her body are fucking disgusting and we really don't need a video about them.



This is a legitimate question: is her girlfriend an actual factual slow-in-da-mind? I've only recently started watching Amberlynn's videos and in all honesty, I can't tell.

I too am curious as to whether or not the girlfriend is firing on all cylinders. She always came across as kind of dopey but those cursive workbooks sort of indicate that perhaps she is a bit slow.

 

[commandersalamander]

-eating shit and showing her "healthy food container"
- whining over a picture of herself from a year ago where she claims to be 100lbs THINNER
- her idiot girlfriend "practicing" cursive out of a 3rd grade book
- her girlfriend cleaning her "definitively not" diabetic ulcers

She'll never go vegan?!?!? Shocker! Amber went vegan for weight loss. It's easier to stick with when you care about animal and/or environmental welfare. Why bother if you don't?

Veganism is not a magical gateway to health like Amber thinks. It takes extensive planning to meet nutritional requirements (particularly b12, iron, iodine and calcium.) Amber is probably too lazy for that. Plant foods are typically healthy but so are animal foods like fish. Egg yolks have nutrients and dietitians are starting to think they may lower LDL. If Amber is worried about cholesterol she could switch to egg whites.

She should ditch the ramen and choose brown over white rice.

What's with fat lolcows and cliff bars? They're high in calories and contain 20+ grams of sugar per bar. They're meant for athletes who need the extra glucose for energy. Sedentary people will convert the glucose into fat. It figures there's a case of coke beside her "healthy" food bin.

There are penmanship improvement books for adults, but of course that's not what Destiny is using. Love how her name is a stereotypical white trash one.

I wish these fat chicks would stop calling their online binges "mukbangs."

But consuming unhealthy foods in large quantities is more justifiable if they're "mukbangs" rather than binges!

I agree though. Call a spade a spade. It doesn't help Amber's "mukbangs" are even harder to sit through than Trisha Paytas' "mukbangs," which is saying a lot.

she "just woke up".....at 2:30 in the afternoon. Why even admit that?

And those sores on her body are fucking disgusting and we really don't need a video about them

Amber loves to powerlevel doesn't she?

why would she even bother buying original instant oatmeal if she hates it so much?

I give her kudos since it's healthy when done right unlike the flavored varieties. I'd suggest her to add a banana, walnuts and cinnamon (it's one of my favorite ways to eat it) but she probably wouldn't find it sweet enough. lol

Am I the only one who prefers this cow over The Slaton Sisters? They're kind of boring imo.

I'm late to the "Shopping Adventures" video but lol at considering The Cheesecake Factory "better than usual" and PF Changs a "fancy" restaurant.

 

[PiggyPie]

Am I the only one who prefers this cow over The Slaton Sisters? They're kind of boring imo.

I have to agree. At least Amberlynn can read and her videos are more entertaining

 

[laserbender]

At this point, I'm not even sure which one weighs more... Amberlynn or Amy Slaton.

She's isn't on the same level as the Slatons ... yet.

 

[pickleniggo]

She's isn't on the same level as the Slatons ... yet.

There is something slightly more likable about Amberlynn than Amy, but I think I'm always just so frustrated with the Slatons' illiteracy, ignorance, and transparency that I've become desensitized to the chronic excuses and phony upbeat personality masking this one's obvious unhappiness. Amy is just unpleasant, Amberlynn I would kind of feel for if there wasn't something so off about her personality.

 

[commandersalamander]

I have to agree. At least Amberlynn can read and her videos are more entertaining

Amy's illiteracy would be entertaining if she attempted to read above her comprehension level like ForeverKailyn, but she can't even bother to do that.

I tried to get into The Slatons but they have little substance once you get past the double foreheads and Amy's scamming and sex stories. The channel mostly just consists of eating and Amy showing off random junk she owns. They rarely do or say anything interesting.

Amberlynn on the other hand has a tragic backstory complete with abusive parents and currently has a fucked up girlfriend. Her living situation is more fascinating than Amy's moldy camper. She puts more effort into dieting and making excuses so her diet fails and justifications for eating like shit are more entertaining. The best Amy can do is order a salad with ranch at a fast food place and claim she doesn't eat all that much. While Amberlynn is not the brightest, she at least has the capacity to put more thought into her words than Amy and Tammy. She also doesn't film horrific close-up shots of her face like Amy. #Team Amberlynn Reid all the way.

I genuinely hope this thread catches on like The Slaton Sisters thread. This cow has tons of potential.

There is something slightly more likable about Amberlynn than Amy, but I think I'm always just so frustrated with the Slatons' illiteracy, ignorance, and transparency that I've become desensitized to the chronic excuses and phony upbeat personality masking this one's obvious unhappiness. Amy is just unpleasant, Amberlynn I would kind of feel for if there wasn't something so off about her personality.

I'd be lying if I said I had no feels for AmberLynn. Her most unlikable traits seem to be her laziness (especially an able bodied person driving a motorized scooter,) self pity and excuses. She seems like a sweet girl and I think she'd be more pleasant if she took control of her current situation and worked on the extra baggage her traumatic childhood caused. As much as I'd love for The Slatons to succeed, I don't think there's any hope for them unfortunately. Rate me optimistic, but I think Amberlynn has a chance of turning it around. She has a long way to go though.

Double post, but new video!

Amberlynn cooks dinner and films footage of a minor flood in her backyard. She's scared you guys!

The highlights:

• Dinner is processed food with added ingredients as per usual. To be fair, the Tasty Bite bombay potatoes are not that bad compared to most ready meals, but Amber would be better off if she made those from scratch. Too lazy though.
• "Most indian food is vegan." Vegetarian yes, but vegan no. Palak paneer and ghee anyone?
• "So while I was making it, I added sriracha. At the end I put on some green onion- scallions, whatever you want to call it- and some sesame seeds. So, these types of things aren't Indian but girl, I ended up making it taste a lot better."
• Amberlynn ends up not liking the dish.
• Apparently Amberlynn invented her own variant of fried rice. Hoping for a future cookbook from our favorite hambeast.
• Amberlynn goes on a captain obvious tangent about how people from Kentucky are used to the rain and "sit out on their porch and just enjoy it" whereas she is #not used to that because she's from warmer, drier climates. Mind-blowing.

Does anyone know how Amberlynn met Destiny and ended up in Kentucky? I'm fairly new to her channel and have tons of videos to catch up on.

 

[JuliusSeizure]

Does anyone know how Amberlynn met Destiny and ended up in Kentucky? I'm fairly new to her channel and have tons of videos to catch up on.

I believe they met on a dating app and it was Destiny that initiated the first move. Like the little child she is, Destiny wanted to be closer to her mommy, but we all know that they just don't want to pay for their own shit.

Edit:

 

[PiggyPie]

Yep, they met through a dating site when Amberlynn was living with (off) her ex girlfriend's family in Virginia. Destinys family picked her up and they lived in Florida for a year with a room mate and recently moved in with Destiny's mom in Kentucky.

 

[commandersalamander]

Amberlynn explains the reality of her depression and dispels rumors:

• Depression is always chemical, not situational guys!
• Her brother and his girlfriend went to prison. To further wreck the train, his girlfriend is pregnant. Amberlynn's not revealing the details, but since she mentioned she's devastated her bro went on the same path as her parents, I am guessing it's drug related.
• She's grieving for her parents
• Destiny is acting bitchy towards Amberlynn because the negative youtube comments upset her, not due to any discord between them.
• Providing armchair diagnoses and questioning a person's mental health is inappropriate and a moral dilemma guys! It's not like questioning a person's mental health isn't what gets them referred to professionals in the first place or anything.

 

[UrbanDecayLover]

This lady...dear jesus.