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He passed out cold it was like a light switch went off. Wanna bet how long it takes for some fuckface to call in a welfare check because cobes is taking a drunk nap?
Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.
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I think someone's gonna fuck up his nap with a Door Dash order instead
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Yeah they're all pissing their pants calling for his address to doordash or call in a welfare check. I genuinely want to murder 90% of these stupid fucks. "hE'S GonNa dIe!!111" he passed out drunk like billions of people a year he's fucking fine.
Edit: already knocks at the door. thankfully he passed out listening to ozzy so he probably can't hear shit
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Chats already lighting up with fuckeads trying to doordash and call wellness checks. The weens hate to see the sexy gothic bad boy
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Tapping the glass is so fucking angering.
re. passing out—Only saving grace is that he's not supposed to smoke in his apartment, or else it woulda been RIP Cobes
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Is this the longest he's just been asleep on stream? Usually he at least wakes up and turns off the stream. LMfao I hope he makes $100 in pay piggie superchats while just snoozin
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Getting jealous of a mentally retarded (literally) alcoholic who will never do anything with his life, never have any kids, never even feel the touch of a woman ever again because he gets a few hundreds pity dollars that he will immediately spend on booze because the deafening void of his existence is too much for him to bear sober even for a single day is such a certified Reddit moment.
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I love this man. Look how fucked he is. Just a dude who looks like a cenobite passed out in the dark listening to ozzy, sitting on a dead dog chair, plush snakes all around, a random workbench behind him, and a literal bundle of sticks in the corner. it's art.
Ironically spilling that drink was the best that could happen cause evidently, he didn't need it.
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He's had a long day of streaming and owning trolls, he's tuckered out 
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He spilled the last quarter of the whiskey at least
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No I think he's been out much longer in past streams. I'll edit this post if I can find the one where I think he falls asleep for at least an hour. One guy has sent two $49.99 superchats since he fell asleep.
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Like I said, if you look at that subreddit without any prior knowledge of who Jord is you'd think he was some kind of serial rapist. They treat every tiny thing he does like it's an affront to God. The straw that broke the camel's back for me was when they were malding about him watching weird alpha male videos on stream and acting like he was literally going to go on some incel terrorism spree because of it.
Let me repeat that - THE GUY WHO CAN BARELY FORM 3 COHERENT SENTANCES IN A ROW is going to become the next Elliot Rodger.
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Damn cobes really looks like he's turning into butterball from hellraiser, and that's goth as fuck TMDWU
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He's definitely going for that God forsaken wretch look. He'll probably get there too
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These cocksucks hear a sleeping guy snore and think he's on the brink of death and the cops need to show up.
Edit: he just ripped ass
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its hilarious how his lips are so easy to spot in the dark lol