Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I'll just say, if that happens, I will feel bad for the kids. That's what really chaps my ass about Nick. It makes it hard to laugh at him too much knowing there are young children

I generally think parents should be involved in their kids' lives, but I completely believe his kids would be better with Balldoman out of the picture. Permanently.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I generally think parents should be involved in their kids' lives, but I completely believe his kids would be better with Balldoman out of the picture. Permanently.

I mean ideally (THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN) he’d have a white light spiritual experience, get his shit together and show them that it’s possible to go from the brink of ruin to redemption if you realize you’re not God and seek to sublimate your own will to His. That would have been nice.

Since that won’t happen, they’d be better off not being dragged through a lifetime of BS with an embarrassing drunk pervert father who has zero boundaries and overshares his every deviant urge on the internet.

 

[Captain Manning]

I generally think parents should be involved in their kids' lives, but I completely believe his kids would be better with Balldoman out of the picture. Permanently.

I dunno man. You may be right, but then I imagine a crying little girl.

Like all Farmers, I'm an asshole, but I dunno if I'm that much of an asshole.

Best outcome would be for him to get help, but he probably won't. I suppose one could then argue that, absent that, the kids would be better off without him in the long run.

The sick thing is that I think even the cadre of braindead idiots who still remain loyal to him know he's on the path to destruction (hell, Shila Aliens just admitted it). They're just too chickenshit to be assertive or anything other than dick riders. It's far easier to sit in Nick's husk of a Discord, or Nick's husk of a Locals, and pretend the Farms is full of shit and Nick is doing just fine.

Whatever makes them happy, I guess. I don't think they're doing him any favors though.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I dunno man. You may be right, but then I imagine a crying little girl.

Kayla can tell the kids he died in Ukraine, alongside Rozy's and Xander's dad, trying to save their good friend, Coach RedPill. Also, Uncle Jim was there.

They don't pull wrecks out of the lakes until spring, so she'll have some time to "let that happen" .

Better the momentary pain and then a fading memory, than what's happening now. Questionable education, potential malnutrition, erratic sleep schedules, being raised largely by iPad, heresy... I mean, Nick's clearly not there for the kids already. No male role model is better than Balldoman.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I dunno man. You may be right, but then I imagine a crying little girl.

I imagine the little girl crying because Drexel raped her.

 

[stupid frog]

I imagine a little girl crying beause Drexel raped her.

He was just improving himself, so it's fine.

 

[Neetorino]

I imagine the little girl crying because Drexel raped her.

"NICK, NICK, NICK, I did it because I had to! I couldn't let her suffer her dad acting like you, she might go turn tricks like your Instagram whores, and I couldn't let that happen." - Drexel, probably.

 

[LiquidKid]

I generally think parents should be involved in their kids' lives, but I completely believe his kids would be better with Balldoman out of the picture. Permanently.

I think it depends on how involved they were at the start. I’ve known people who’s alcoholic dad died and they lived with them and those who’s alcoholic dad died and they lived apart. Generally the former felt more pain than the later.

Nick does live with his kids, but we don’t really know how close he is with them. Only that he has regular family nights with them and has annual family trips, or at least he did at one point

 

[Neetorino]

has annual family trips, or at least he did at one point

They still do family trips, like Labor Day weekend! Nick just spends every waking minute on Xitter instead of with his kids.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Didn’t Nick say Kayla was teaching their 16-year-old son to drive? I always thought that was one of the most fun parts of being a father.

Also makes those “Kayla doesn’t drive” claims more puzzling.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Didn’t Nick say Kayla was teaching their 16-year-old son to drive? I always thought that was one of the most fun parts of being a father.

As a son, also. I assume daughter as well. It's a right of passage for men. But I suppose it's par for the course with the noses.

 

[Captain Manning]

I imagine a little girl crying beause Drexel raped her.

Unfortunately, that could still happen even if Nick dropped dead tomorrow.

Nick's death might spare her Vito though. I don't think Vito has been introduced to the children... yet.

Ultimately, we might just have to hope Drex tries to pass a fake $20 at Cup Foods at some point.

Didn’t Nick say Kayla was teaching their 16-year-old son to drive? I always thought that was one of the most fun parts of being a father.

Just as well. I have a feeling Nick drives like an asshole.

 

[Local Wordmason]

Didn’t Nick say Kayla was teaching their 16-year-old son to drive

Kayla is probably "teaching" him to drive via paying their nanny do it like everything else. Just like Kayla is "raising" her kids. Also in the US drivers training usually has to be taught by a licensed third party if you're under 18, so that's probably the real answer.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Holy crap, I didn't watch the dick stream cause I can't stand dax herrera but I finally watched the KC segment on it. Nick's obsession with american beauty has always sounded weird but I never watched the movie so the alarm bells was ringing at medium speed. But watching the KC segment set it off to full speed. Nick is full on fucking projecting and seriously idolizes the spacey character to the point where I think he wants to emulate it. This shit even makes dax herrera uncomfortable, though I bet he's just worried about optics more than anything else. The 20yo insta follows makes much more sense now. He wants to bang an under 20, maybe possibly under 18.

Does anyone remember nick streaming on twitch watch party some old arty fartsy movie with lots of nudity about some woman being a prostitute trying to get some french noble to become her sugar daddy or whatever the fuck on amazon prime on twitch? IIRC halfway thru the movie he founds out the main actress is like 14 when this was filmed (or was it 16, can't remember but it was certainly underage cause when he mentioned it i switched to his tab and nick looked unsure but in the end he just kept going) I had it on background doing something else and honestly at the time I wasn't sure what to think. There's lots of movies that breaks twitches stream rules but nick seems to be fine doing watch party of old movies with tits about because it's by amazon, twitch's owner so I wasn't sure if this is part of it. I had completely forgotten about this until now. iirc it was a weird pick too since nick usually picks the typical corny/jank 70s 80s movie, i think nick suggested it himself, like he has watched it before.

 

[Sam Losco]

Also in the US drivers training usually has to be taught by a licensed third party if you're under 18, so that's probably the real answer.

What? No it doesn't. Maybe some states lioe Commiefornia, but I don't think that's widespread. Only my dad taught me.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Also in the US drivers training usually has to be taught by a licensed third party if you're under 18, so that's probably the real answer.

Drivers training isn't really a thing in the US. You just get a learners permit and have to drive X hours w/ someone who has a loicense. There is a class you can take for "cheaper" insurance; but that's just a lecture and maybe a test.

 

[Strix454]

Drivers training isn't really a thing in the US. You just get a learners permit and have to drive X hours w/ someone who has a loicense. There is a class you can take for "cheaper" insurance; but that's just a lecture and maybe a test.

Its different than that in minnesota. Or it used to be. You had to do classroom and then a few hours with a state approved behind-the-wheel driving school.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Whatever makes them happy, I guess. I don't think they're doing him any favors though.

It does us favors, though. They keep enabling/encouraging him and we get to continue laughing at Nick.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

If Nick is this degenerate while having sex, I can´t imagine how a virgin Nick would be.

he would have ended up better overall, got all his whormongering done pre-social media. Like how most of Dick Masterson's faggier movements are all lost to time because of myspace or in archived blogs. Imagine if Dick came out with that "the hammer" gimmick or the eyebrow piercing today.

18 year olds who think they're smart and make good decisions because they're 18 and not 17 are some of the dumbest motherfuckers in the world.

Increase the age of consent to 21, unironically and not in Minecraft.

Nick's a dipshit at 40, as is Ethan and Dick. therefore we need to raise the age of consent to at least that.

ask her how she spends so much or tell her to not do that because shopping isn’t even her job. Nick says he has never before questioned her on why so much is spent on snacks nor has he asked her not to shop. She brings him the receipts & he gives her the money, says nothin

He has the receipts but doesn't understand how she manages to spend that much at Walmart? Maybe its just me but wouldn't he be able to know because he literally has the fucking recipts? He could even go in-depth about what she's buying if he's being legit. Or the more likely option is she knows the husband and wife are addicts and she's fleecing money from them hard. She probably finds the recipts on the ground or has a buddy who reprints or saves especially long recipts and she just pockets the money. Even something like skimming an extra thousand a month wouldn't be hard, and thats before stuff like stealing booze from nick's probably insane liquor collection or swiping pills from the wife. Again when both parents are out of their minds stealing is as easy as it is in video games. literally just stand outside of the eyeline and grab whatever. The fact that she's doing this of her own initiative means either she's that devoted to the family or figured she could pull off the grift easily. By Nick's own admission he's too scared to confront her.

The fact that Dick's showing some feels during the episode shows even he seems to be worrying about whats going on in the household.

His favorite movie is American Beauty

Got another theory for that, since he most likely saw it back when he was a teenager, if not in high school. combined with his passion for the creative field what are the chances that when he first saw it he identified with the teen with the expensive audio and visual equipment and unloving parents and as he got older or re watched it recently learned he identified niew with Kevin Spacey's character? Also when was the first time he referenced this as his favorite movie? because its a pretty odd pick for a teenager as their favorite movie, even if he's more focused on the hot cheerleader part.

The film was originally inspired by the "Amy Fisher/Joey Buttafuoco" case

That doesn't sound right, even if he did say it. I always heard it was more like a "lolita for the next generation" style film. with a more middle class and learned version of Humbert. I'd certainly accept that over the idea that the writer thought a grease monkey's marital woes would be great inspiration for an upper middle class white collar work's midlife crisis.

who resents having to work and being tied down by societal/familial obligations

we have this guy's entire resume when did he ever have to work? Lester quit his job to work in fastfood and hang out with teenagers all day. Nick could have done that at any time, for fucks sake technically that is basically what he did all day during Weeb Wars. this guy had Lester's dream life, outside of fucking a teenager and it was still too much for the lazy bum.

 

[Fapcop]

I think the part that annoys me is that it genuinely is a great movie, but for none of the reasons Nick likes it for,
It uses a lot of imagery at its advantage. Besides the rose petals, you have stuff like his face reflecting off the computer monitor to look like jail bars and other stuff to sell emotion in every frame. But it’s most definitely not supposed to promote pedophilia or having a selfish life style. It’s like people forgot that the extreme subject matter is supposed to be a commentary and not a literal glamorization

You realize you’re on the farms, when everyone pearlclutches about American Beauty, and insists on the most autistic, literal interpretation possible.

“It’s Jew propaganda glamorizing pedophilia and breaking up families haha! Muh DEGENERACY!”

American Beauty is about a lot of things. It’s about taking control of your life, living it on your own terms and rebelling against superficiality. It’s also about dysfunctional families, mid life crisis/growing older vs. growing up, and the way we sexualize youth.

(And yeah, there’s also some globohomo nonsense about acceptance and repression. Hey, no movie is perfect.)

The girl Lester has a crush on represents his youth, and when he ultimately chooses not to have sex with her, it represents coming to terms with his age and embracing the fact that “you can never go back.”

Geez, didn’t any of you spergs have media literacy in high school, or talk about analyzing books?