🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Fannyscum]

After being bullied for having disgusting flabby bingo wings, Ralph is now committed to doing bicep curls on stream for superchats:

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[JAKL II]

Tucking his chin to hide his neck fat while giving the "I want to suck cock" face at the same time and posting it publicly.

Never change Ralph you stupid fuckin' woman.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

Amazing how many blatant lies the Gunt can fit in a short Tweet.
He never had a career. There was no coordination, just Harry dropping the abuse audio. The audio proved what a disgusting piece of shit he is beyond any doubt and was therefore not bullshit and deserves no quotation marks.

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No no my friend- you simply fail to understand: The Killstream IS Ralph's career! It is the one and only job listed on his LinkedIn page, as a matter of fact! Right alongside his Political Science Degree (that he didn't actually graduate with)

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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She’s got to weigh more than he does. That’s usually a slimming angle for arms and hers are still flabby. And look at the armpit fat overflowing.

Ralph talking about women being “uniquely twisted” while he drove drunk with his infant child bouncing around the truck without a car seat, hollering at the baby on stream, and physically abusing the mother in front of the kid? That’s about what I’d expect from this degenerate piece of shit.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

After being bullied for having disgusting flabby bingo wings, Ralph is now committed to doing bicep curls on stream for superchats:
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I feel so felted, sitting at home, not visiting third world tourist traps with hookers. Ralph sure is living the high life in his Mexican hovel

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

It's only a matter of time before he pulls his low-IQ extremely insecure bullshit on one of these Mexican whores. Good luck with that buddy, I don't know which would be worse showing up to teach you a lesson- their pimp, the cartel, or their male family members.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

It's only a matter of time before he pulls his low-IQ extremely insecure bullshit on one of these Mexican whores. Good luck with that buddy, I don't know which would be worse showing up to teach you a lesson- their pimp, the cartel, or their male family members.

Sometimes, they're all the same person.

 

[Cad an Hell]

After being bullied for having disgusting flabby bingo wings, Ralph is now committed to doing bicep curls on stream for superchats:
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Is it the same whore as before?



He deleted the tweet from Feb.

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[Nod Flenders]

Tucking his chin to hide his neck fat while giving the "I want to suck cock" face at the same time and posting it publicly.

Never change Ralph you stupid fuckin' woman.

I wouldn't be shocked if The Gunt has sucked a cock or two.

 

[Braphamut]

After being bullied for having disgusting flabby bingo wings, Ralph is now committed to doing bicep curls on stream for superchats

Slow, steady reps, control the eccentric motion, and don't cheat by throwing your body into it. Start with 50 lbs and follow this guide.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=Ynemk-Wy1-I

but don't bulk up too quickly, Ralph! If your arms get bigger than hers she might get hostile.

WHERE'S YER CHUPACABRA, GAYDUR!?!?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

After being bullied for having disgusting flabby bingo wings, Ralph is now committed to doing bicep curls on stream for superchats:

Honestly a waste of money, should’ve gotten a 35lb kettlebell. They’re a perfect beginner item for invalids who have spent their entire life sitting on their asses lifting no more than a beer to their face all day. You can easily do full body exercises and mix in some HIIT stuff. Squats and overhead presses would probably do more for Ralph’s weird physique than bicep curls.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Honestly a waste of money, should’ve gotten a 35lb kettlebell.

Lmao, Ralph ain't lifting no 35 lbs kettlebell, especially overhead. I think his 5 lb old lady training dumbbells will be fine.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Bicep curls? Do a real exercise Ralph. Curls are fine for super sets or getting a pump but you need to do far more that those if you want to see any real results. Thing is, the best exercises for your level of fitness require no equipment, just time and dedication. They are: pushups, situps, planks, squats and burpees. These will build core strength and stability so that you can handle weighted exercises more easily.

Or ya know, you can follow in the footsteps of your hero and bicep curl soda cans to try to impress some broad.

 

[Braphamut]

Honestly a waste of money, should’ve gotten a 35lb kettlebell. They’re a perfect beginner item for invalids who have spent their entire life sitting on their asses lifting no more than a beer to their face all day. You can easily do full body exercises and mix in some HIIT stuff. Squats and overhead presses would probably do more for Ralph’s weird physique than bicep curls.

Really is an 'ignorance showing' moment. Delts, triceps, and chest are far more important things that will convey significant size. OHP like you said, great recommendation.

Buy thing. Dream of results. No planning. Consoomer.

Maybe he'll double down with some injectable peptides. Get some HGH and show us how large that head can grow Ralph!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Bicep curls? Do a real exercise Ralph. Curls are fine for super sets or getting a pump but you need to do far more that those if you want to see any real results. Thing is, the best exercises for your level of fitness require no equipment, just time and dedication. They are: pushups, situps, planks, squats and burpees. These will build core strength and stability so that you can handle weighted exercises more easily.

Or ya know, you can follow in the footsteps of your hero and bicep curl soda cans to try to impress some broad.

Ralph could make money attempting burpees on stream. Hell I’d even send a $5 superchat to watch that comedy unfold live.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Lmao, Ralph ain't lifting no 35 lbs kettlebell, especially overhead. I think his 5 lb old lady training dumbbells will be fine.

True if he got the ones I think he got they’re only 25lbs. Which is dumb. That does nothing and there’s no reason why he shouldn’t have gotten the 200lb adjustable set other than it proves he’s not serious about anything. That’s your typical fat guy cope.

Really is an 'ignorance showing' moment. Delts, triceps, and chest are far more important things that will convey significant size. OHP like you said, great recommendation.

Buy thing. Dream of results. No planning. Consoomer.

Maybe he'll double down with some injectable peptides. Get some HGH and show us how large that head can grow Ralph!

It’s not like there’s been plenty of quick handing beginner info stuffed constantly spammed on /fit/ that give a decent job of starting.



Ralph is just your typical New Year’s resoloser that comes in for a week or two hogging up all the fucking space before ultimately stopping while payment to the gym continues. The only we can expect is some Mexican is going to get second hand barely used dumbbells for his girlfriend in the future.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Bicep curls? Do a real exercise Ralph. Curls are fine for super sets or getting a pump but you need to do far more that those if you want to see any real results. Thing is, the best exercises for your level of fitness require no equipment, just time and dedication. They are: pushups, situps, planks, squats and burpees. These will build core strength and stability so that you can handle weighted exercises more easily.

Or ya know, you can follow in the footsteps of your hero and bicep curl soda cans to try to impress some broad.

Here’s a link to a video where I cover a bunch of upper-body exercises you can do with nothing more than a shake weight my gurlfren at the time sent me. I know you read the thread, Gunt. Pay attention to my video and you’ll learn how to work yourself into shape just like me. People stop me on the street sometimes just to tell me how young I look. My Mawm just the other day told me how good lookin’ I am. You want that for yourself? Then watch my video and put in the work!

https://youtu.be/2PzqxkOXAkk?si=PLVo0-819kWRiTFb

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

I realky love how retarded the turbo-autist-tards on here are sometimes. I mean yall are arguing about which dumbells Ralph should have bought as if he's ever going to perform more than 5 reps in total. LMFAO.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

The thing missing from all this advice is warm up/down. Looking forward to the Mexico ER arc (as if he's really going to train. Amount of talking this boy does he should have a jaw like Popeye).

 

[Internet Inquisitor]

Ralph could make money attempting burpees on stream. Hell I’d even send a $5 superchat to watch that comedy unfold live.

He'd get picked up by seismographs in the region. If he strokes out, Merida will end up looking like Haiti after he hits the ground.