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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 22 48.9%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 5 11.1%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 18 40.0%
  • Total voters
    45
After being bullied for having disgusting flabby bingo wings, Ralph is now committed to doing bicep curls on stream for superchats:
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Rage Pig said:
Amazing how many blatant lies the Gunt can fit in a short Tweet.
He never had a career. There was no coordination, just Harry dropping the abuse audio. The audio proved what a disgusting piece of shit he is beyond any doubt and was therefore not bullshit and deserves no quotation marks.

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No no my friend- you simply fail to understand: The Killstream IS Ralph's career! It is the one and only job listed on his LinkedIn page, as a matter of fact! Right alongside his Political Science Degree (that he didn't actually graduate with)
 
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Fannyscum said:
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She’s got to weigh more than he does. That’s usually a slimming angle for arms and hers are still flabby. And look at the armpit fat overflowing.

Ralph talking about women being “uniquely twisted” while he drove drunk with his infant child bouncing around the truck without a car seat, hollering at the baby on stream, and physically abusing the mother in front of the kid? That’s about what I’d expect from this degenerate piece of shit.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
It's only a matter of time before he pulls his low-IQ extremely insecure bullshit on one of these Mexican whores. Good luck with that buddy, I don't know which would be worse showing up to teach you a lesson- their pimp, the cartel, or their male family members.
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Sometimes, they're all the same person.
 
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Fannyscum said:
After being bullied for having disgusting flabby bingo wings, Ralph is now committed to doing bicep curls on stream for superchats
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Slow, steady reps, control the eccentric motion, and don't cheat by throwing your body into it. Start with 50 lbs and follow this guide.



but don't bulk up too quickly, Ralph! If your arms get bigger than hers she might get hostile.

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WHERE'S YER CHUPACABRA, GAYDUR!?!?
 
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Fannyscum said:
After being bullied for having disgusting flabby bingo wings, Ralph is now committed to doing bicep curls on stream for superchats:
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Honestly a waste of money, should’ve gotten a 35lb kettlebell. They’re a perfect beginner item for invalids who have spent their entire life sitting on their asses lifting no more than a beer to their face all day. You can easily do full body exercises and mix in some HIIT stuff. Squats and overhead presses would probably do more for Ralph’s weird physique than bicep curls.
 
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Bicep curls? Do a real exercise Ralph. Curls are fine for super sets or getting a pump but you need to do far more that those if you want to see any real results. Thing is, the best exercises for your level of fitness require no equipment, just time and dedication. They are: pushups, situps, planks, squats and burpees. These will build core strength and stability so that you can handle weighted exercises more easily.

Or ya know, you can follow in the footsteps of your hero and bicep curl soda cans to try to impress some broad.
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
Honestly a waste of money, should’ve gotten a 35lb kettlebell. They’re a perfect beginner item for invalids who have spent their entire life sitting on their asses lifting no more than a beer to their face all day. You can easily do full body exercises and mix in some HIIT stuff. Squats and overhead presses would probably do more for Ralph’s weird physique than bicep curls.
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Really is an 'ignorance showing' moment. Delts, triceps, and chest are far more important things that will convey significant size. OHP like you said, great recommendation.

Buy thing. Dream of results. No planning. Consoomer.

Maybe he'll double down with some injectable peptides. Get some HGH and show us how large that head can grow Ralph!
 
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UCantCCPMe said:
Bicep curls? Do a real exercise Ralph. Curls are fine for super sets or getting a pump but you need to do far more that those if you want to see any real results. Thing is, the best exercises for your level of fitness require no equipment, just time and dedication. They are: pushups, situps, planks, squats and burpees. These will build core strength and stability so that you can handle weighted exercises more easily.

Or ya know, you can follow in the footsteps of your hero and bicep curl soda cans to try to impress some broad.
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Ralph could make money attempting burpees on stream. Hell I’d even send a $5 superchat to watch that comedy unfold live.
 
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Sam Losco's Wife said:
Lmao, Ralph ain't lifting no 35 lbs kettlebell, especially overhead. I think his 5 lb old lady training dumbbells will be fine.
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True if he got the ones I think he got they’re only 25lbs. Which is dumb. That does nothing and there’s no reason why he shouldn’t have gotten the 200lb adjustable set other than it proves he’s not serious about anything. That’s your typical fat guy cope.


Braphamut said:
Really is an 'ignorance showing' moment. Delts, triceps, and chest are far more important things that will convey significant size. OHP like you said, great recommendation.

Buy thing. Dream of results. No planning. Consoomer.

Maybe he'll double down with some injectable peptides. Get some HGH and show us how large that head can grow Ralph!
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It’s not like there’s been plenty of quick handing beginner info stuffed constantly spammed on /fit/ that give a decent job of starting.

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Ralph is just your typical New Year’s resoloser that comes in for a week or two hogging up all the fucking space before ultimately stopping while payment to the gym continues. The only we can expect is some Mexican is going to get second hand barely used dumbbells for his girlfriend in the future.
 
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UCantCCPMe said:
Bicep curls? Do a real exercise Ralph. Curls are fine for super sets or getting a pump but you need to do far more that those if you want to see any real results. Thing is, the best exercises for your level of fitness require no equipment, just time and dedication. They are: pushups, situps, planks, squats and burpees. These will build core strength and stability so that you can handle weighted exercises more easily.

Or ya know, you can follow in the footsteps of your hero and bicep curl soda cans to try to impress some broad.
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Here’s a link to a video where I cover a bunch of upper-body exercises you can do with nothing more than a shake weight my gurlfren at the time sent me. I know you read the thread, Gunt. Pay attention to my video and you’ll learn how to work yourself into shape just like me. People stop me on the street sometimes just to tell me how young I look. My Mawm just the other day told me how good lookin’ I am. You want that for yourself? Then watch my video and put in the work!

 
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The thing missing from all this advice is warm up/down. Looking forward to the Mexico ER arc (as if he's really going to train. Amount of talking this boy does he should have a jaw like Popeye).
 
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