Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

The Budget
  • Boogie pays $222 a month for his cell service. Caleb suggests switching to a cheaper carrier. Boogie explains that he can't because he's still paying off his iPhone (he previously claimed it was free)
  • His previously claimed grocery budget for 4 people is now only for himself and the sugar baby; Boogie has "someone" who will cook for him for free if they are eating as well
  • At home they cook cheap, only eating sandwiches (what happened to the shrimp pasta, tacos, and hamburgers?)
  • "Every grocery in the house is budget no-name brand, 100%" and they taste the same anyway (previously Boogie refused to buy chicken at Walmart because it "tastes bad")
Survival Only Budget.png

Budget counting only absolute necessities. The subscription is for his streamlabs.
 
  • Like
  • Informative
  • Winner
Reactions: centaursTesticle [CT], turkey lurkey, derpherp2 and 29 others
Ted Kaczynski said:
Boogie has appeared on Caleb Hammer's financial audit.
I'm just a few minutes in and he already won't shut the fuck up.

at 18:00 Boogie talks about his retarded teenage girlfriend and how "when I met her, she was getting her life together.... she was struggling with social anxiety"; Aka he groomed a retarded bitch into being his sex slave lol

at 25:55 Boogie talks about how he called his trolls "worse than Nazis", and how he had a "nervous breakdown". Obviously done to elicit sympathy from Caleb's viewers and show him to be some kind of cool and humble but broken guy (which he clearly is not)

Around 27:30 Booger starts talking about his stupid DMT experience that was in the shitty documentary that posted a few weeks back and how he really NEEDED it so that he could get rid of his "PTSD", again trying to get more sympathy

29:30: Boogle spent $5k on a purebred Poodle dog. lol, lmao even

30:15; it gets worse, Booga took out a LOAN for a fancy bed for his "leg and back issues" (that means he's fat) $600 down, $2500 6% loan, but IT'S LE OKAY because his doctor "Insisted" that he get this bed (shifting blame)

32:35: Bonga tries to say that you "can't feed 3 people for cheaper than $12" as a way to justify buying fast food. Caleb calls him out and tells him to buy shit from a store. Booba complains that walmart food doesn't "taste good"

37:40, Booja starts sperging about how yummy arby's is. he is autistic.

Lost track after 45 mins in lol.


Hey Featurefags, don't shit up the thread. read it first. thx :)
Click to expand...

DeusVult said:
I just want to point out how fucking fat this fagot's face got.
View attachment 5558485

View attachment 5558486

400 lbs my ass, he's close to his pre-surgery weight. Also you can see him sipping mountain dew and the can is often visible in the lower left corner. No idea whether it is diet or not.

P.S Also this Caleb guy did some pushback against Booger's bullshit, it was nowhere near enough and let the fat cow tell its sob stories for some reason instead of telling him to shut the fuck up. The only people who handled properly Booger were Frank Hassle on killstream and Mutahar on ReviewTechUsa and every single time there was an epic meltdown. Yes, Mutahar is a giant fucking bitch for pussying out retroactively.
Click to expand...
How did this bastard get so fat? Caleb has the potential to be a cow in his own right with all the trauma dumping he does about mental illness.
 
  • Disagree
  • Like
Reactions: Doinker Marmalade and Falcos_Commisar
Annealing Crater said:
  • All of Boogie's remaining money is the equity in his house. If he sells it he would have a nest egg of $300,000 to invest "smartly this time" and live off the dividends
Click to expand...
I'm retarded but how does this make any sense? A nest egg is supposed to be money that you have saved up, not money resulting from liquating all your assets. Investing at this point just doesn't make any sense. It's like he wants another go at the table after going broke.

Boogie is trying to fix his money situation by doing the same shit that got him here in the first place.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Da Dude123, Falcos_Commisar, Cpl. Long Dong Silver and 5 others
After reading the breakdown I WAS going to say he needs a talk with Dave Ramsey but in reality he may need a higher power. This cow is throwing bad money after bad on repeat.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Falcos_Commisar
This is Disgusting (The Backup Plan)
  • Boogie purchases A LOT of Magic The Gathering cards and they are worth a lot of money.
  • Conservative valuation of the collection according to Boogie: $50K if he bulk sold it tomorrow
  • Boogie will continue to sell a card or two periodically because the market is going nowhere but up
  • Caleb suggest selling $16k worth to knock out all of the high interest debt
  • Boogie says he must maintain the loans to keep building his credit score for his next medical emergency loan
  • Boogie will focus on re-engaging with YouTube because the ad revenue doesn't cost his fans anything and he doesn't want their money
  • Caleb says all the pity-partying and begging for money is turning people off. Boogie says he's done with that (Press X).
No Longer Welcome on YouTube
  • "I'm just a small bean uwu"
  • Boogie acts intentionally pathetic so people don't harm him, "like Jerry Smith from Rick and Morty"
  • Unfortunately, this has lead to people "victimizing" him
  • "During the Frank Hassle situation a man was battering down my door calling me the N-word, and an F-A-G-G-O-T, you know why I opened that door? Because I wanted to stand up for myself. I did it because you shouldn't be on my fucking property because this is a transgression. Does the law care? No."

I am begging for the video to end with a cinderblock crushing this waste of flesh's skull.
 
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: like_shutup_&_drive_scoob, centaursTesticle [CT], turkey lurkey and 42 others
all this video does is point out how boogie could very easily recover from this if he just put in actual effort. he could make bank farming money from his fans and a-logs alike.

but he is so obsessed with making himself look as pathetic as possible he cant even put in the minimal effort it would take to do so. he could even pull a ethan ralph and use his child bride to bait donations.
 
  • Like
Reactions: centaursTesticle [CT], turkey lurkey, Cowboy Kim and 11 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back