Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Sayer of the N-Word]

Oh Boogie, it was never about liking the dog; you paid that money in on a scheme to emotionally blackmail a prostitute into becoming a True And Honest Girlfriend From The Ground Up. If it had worked you'd love him, but since it didn't you're burdened with a lifetime of responsibility for another living thing!

If the dog didn't serve its purpose, why not sell it and recoup some of that loan? A purebred poodle would sell in no time. He doesn't sound like he likes the dog that much anyway.

The IRS is patient?

Boogie has said a lot of dumb shit in the past but . . . I am stunned. This statement proves he's a waste of space. Is this fedposting? Is it trolling. Is he that goddamn stupid to say such a thing?

They're patient like an owl waiting for a mouse to scurry by.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Paying 6 figures for STD riddled whores and implying he is still financially stable?

We sure he isn’t some secret politician?

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

1:24:44 Boogie's excuse for not getting a job is that if you Google his name, it'll come up with heinous shit.

Here's what I got for Steven Williams

Not a single result actually relates to Boogie. I am shocked that Boogie has once again lied, and in a way which satisfies his ego by feeling like he's famous while also contributing to the never ending pity party. He really is a master at being a lazy piece of shit.

If you Google "Steven Jason Williams" then it comes up with Boogie's Wikipedia page, but there's an easy solution for that Boogie: Go by "Steven Williams" or "Steven J. Williams". It's almost DSP-tier "Nothing I could do!" cope from this nigger.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

The part where Boogie tells us why he didn't kill himself.

 

[HumbleServantOfRizzler]

1:24:44 Boogie's excuse for not getting a job is that if you Google his name, it'll come up with heinous shit.

Here's what I got for Steven Williams
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Not a single result actually relates to Boogie. I am shocked that Boogie has once again lied, and in a way which satisfies his ego by feeling like he's famous while also contributing to the never ending pity party. He really is a master at being a lazy piece of shit.

If you Google "Steven Jason Williams" then it comes up with Boogie's Wikipedia page, but there's an easy solution for that Boogie: Go by "Steven Williams" or "Steven J. Williams". It's almost DSP-tier "Nothing I could do!" cope from this nigger.

He could also lose weight, change styles and move to a different city.

 

[BigNig]

Did anyone else catch that when asked if he was buying snacks at his very regular expenditures at the gas station he says they buy a tank of gas once a week, then later when asked how much he spends on gas he says, "Hardly anything"? Seems very likely that those expenses are mostly corner store slop as well.

Also, I don't understand how these mega fatties can just shovel the absolute SLOP down their faces like fast food on a daily basis. I like a nice overpriced coffee here or there although Starbucks is pretty bottom of the barrel, but I can't remember the last time I bought fast food sober that wasn't because I was on the road and didn't have time for anything else. That shit isn't even good. If I was to go crazy and spend $1000/mo on food and get fat as fuck it's gonna be ribs, brisket, steak, wine, mashed potatoes some good home cooking. Not fucking microwaved mass produced slop.

 

[SammyShield]

About halfway through the audit video, Boogie straight-up says he doesn't like his other (not Sammy) dog. I don’t know what happened between now & the time he tweeted about how he finally loves it as much as Sammy, but it wouldn’t surprise me if he resents it because it isn’t an inbred dysgenic freak like Sammy & actually requires exercise.

 

[Muttley]

I made it to "I'm just like andy kaufman u guise"

then I tapped out. I don't think I've ever heard someone lie so much.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He introduces the topic of Leo the dog by saying “I don’t even like the dog that much.” Less than 10 SECONDS later: “I really like him. He’s a really good dog…He’s still a great dog.”

Transcript:


He is so addicted to attention that he will even put himself into a humiliation ritual to try and lie his way out of in front of an internet audience. What a fucking defective.

 

[Blamo2000]

So the "wah I'm broke" will be the new angle for trying to get attention and pity. Is the "wah I'm fat" and "wah I was molested" are being retired because people are sick of hearing about them?

This will not work as much unlike the older two things where you can get sympathetic, everybody has money problems. And you are still look a lot more loaded than most of your audience as well.

As for getting a normal job. Between having a huge gap in the resume and the controversial internet presence what skills does he have. I doubt he has the endurance to even flip burgers, let alone being humble enough to actually work and not just whine on social media about anything that hurts his ego on the job

 

[Gay Baby Jailer]

He WAS going to khs but he got stuck in traffic and then he realized he didn't do his recycling and omg what about his unpaid utility bill coming up!!1 I wish this sack of shit would stop lying. The guy makes 24k working, what, 4 hours a month based on the podcast? What the fuck is he even doing? Blowing it all on McDonalds? Is his girlfriend too retarded to get a part time job?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What’s hilarious is the show ended with Boogie unwilling to make even a single concession or resolve to modify even one of his many boneheaded behaviors.

He’s super retarded for not getting at least part-time or freelance work. It’s never been easier to make money WFH on your own time. But that would get in the way of him “working a good 40 hour week” i.e. sitting on his ass tweeting, eating, and surfing sugar baby sites.

Because you can guarantee he hasn’t stopped looking just because he currently has a hostage.

Unlike many of you, I don’t want Boogie to drop dead now. He doesn’t deserve that. He deserves to live through the consequences of his actions for as long as possible.

 

[Barbarella]

Boogie won’t use boobs for content? All that’s missing is the oil. At least the girl is not grossing out hotel guests.

Boogie lies about everything. Nobody ever told him he couldn’t get a job, the woman told him he could, but if his attitude was I can’t, than he can’t. And of course his attitude is I can’t, but she was willing to help him.

He is lying about his medical stuff. If he pays $900 a month for medical insurance, he doesn’t need to take a loan out for emergencies. Plus his labs and other things he detailed would be covered with just a small copay if that. Truth is this fat fuck does not have insurance.

He lied about crypto. I think he put about $25k in ETH, it went up to $750,00 and he left it there and it dropped back down. He likes to say he lost 750k but he never had it. And he lies about so much he may not have put even that much in. He’s never been close to a million.

He has his mother’s house but he’s done nothing to care for it. The trees and bushes are taking over, the roof is falling apart, the wood is rotting. The house is worth very little. Maybe the land is but it’s rural Arkansas so I doubt it. He just let it rot. Not for emotional reasons like he’d tell you, but because he’s a sloth.

He compares himself to Andy Kaufman, and others of that generation which a) he’s nothing like and b) they’ve been dead for 40 years. Nobody knows what Andy Kaufman was and he probably wouldn't be considered funny today anyway. It’s just his excuse to act retarded and then call it funny.

Boogie is no better than Chantal. His life is eating, he uses the opposite sex for his own goals while despising them, is completely irresponsible and will expect others to pick up the pieces when things go wrong.

I hope to god nobody does. Both deserve to end their miserable selfish lives in a cardboard box on a street corner.

I’ve been with @AnOminous since this thread began: Die Boogie. Your life has only been about hurting people with lies and using them, and it’s time.

 

[Cuckoman]

It's not Boogies fault, the headhunter in the documentary told him he can't get a job and to keep doing YouTube (off camera). Caleb: so you're not willing to try? "No."

Sorry for the late reply to a post but @Annealing Crater 's summary is amazing and I want to watch the whole stream right now.
The man actually refuses to take good advice and always explains why he must do the opposite of what he should do.
This is actually amazing. The complete refusal to even entertain the idea that he needs to change.

It is so surreal to see his complete refusal to even recognize the issues and how to solve them. I mean, it wouldn't be all that hard at all for him to turn himself around. but no, aggressive rejection of all good advice and why they are impossible.
TBH, I expect him to eventually stream from a small tent under a bridge, eating take out mcdonalds and complaining about how nothing was his fault and there was nothing he could do to prevent it. And I would laugh at him.

 

[Ponzo]

How can you sit on 50k worth of mtg cards and yet not sell at least half of that to pay off your loans? Is boogie that retarded?

 

[Sicilian1984]

About halfway through the audit video, Boogie straight-up says he doesn't like his other (not Sammy) dog. I don’t know what happened between now & the time he tweeted about how he finally loves it as much as Sammy, but it wouldn’t surprise me if he resents it because it isn’t an inbred dysgenic freak like Sammy & actually requires exercise.

He resents it because, if Boogie memory lore serves well, he purchased it for a sugar baby and still owes like 2.5k at 25% interest + other expenses.

If he's willing to say that publicly he probably neglects and/or abuses it. He says in the Caleb video he wanted it to have a personality just like Sammy...just like he wanted Dez2 to be just like his ex. Fucking deranged.

Fuck you Boogie. I know you're reading this you fat, lecherous, lying, leaching, disgusting cuck.


Remember this gem?

He was so relieved when he thought Kiwifarms went down and he could finally escape accountability. Spoke too soon you deathfat.

 

[Cuckoman]

How can you sit on 50k worth of mtg cards and yet not sell at least half of that to pay off your loans? Is boogie that retarded?

It is 50k until he tries to sell it. Just like SuperMario3 (one of the most common and most produced console games ever) it worth >1M$ according to WATA.

And that is how much it is worth.
Until you try to sell it. lol

 

[Ponzo]

It is 50k until he tries to sell it. Just like SuperMario3 (one of the most common and most produced console games ever) it worth >1M$ according to WATA.

And that is how much it is worth.
Until you try to sell it. lol

My understanding was that he estimated the least amount that card store retard would pay him for his cards but in the documentary he overestimated their worth too so they are probably worth half of that.

 

[AnAccount]

Did anyone else catch that when asked if he was buying snacks at his very regular expenditures at the gas station he says they buy a tank of gas once a week, then later when asked how much he spends on gas he says, "Hardly anything"? Seems very likely that those expenses are mostly corner store slop as well.

Also, I don't understand how these mega fatties can just shovel the absolute SLOP down their faces like fast food on a daily basis. I like a nice overpriced coffee here or there although Starbucks is pretty bottom of the barrel, but I can't remember the last time I bought fast food sober that wasn't because I was on the road and didn't have time for anything else. That shit isn't even good. If I was to go crazy and spend $1000/mo on food and get fat as fuck it's gonna be ribs, brisket, steak, wine, mashed potatoes some good home cooking. Not fucking microwaved mass produced slop.

Unless you're buying honestly bottom of the barrel stuff there's plenty of decent fast food out there to get. All fast food is terribly is like an old 80s-90s thing when it was mostly targeted towards kids and the family market and there was much less diversity.
I mean pretty much everything you listed can be bought from fast food places, and I'm not talking Mcribs. Just last week I had a very nice burger made with smoked brisket from a fast food place.

 

[Father Fornicatio]

When you see the proverb: pearls before swines, become reality. I love how his financial audit revolves for 80% about food, food and pity....when i got to the part were he took a loan for a dog with a 24% interest while having 160k on the bank, i knew we where having a pile of garbage floating in a Indian river.