Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Pretty sure Pat was the kid in school who was the guy in the friend group who was just there for everyone to shit on, but he was too stupid (and fat) to realize everyone thought he was a human goiter. Now he thinks he is a super smart author man, when he really is just a jester on xitter.
Bold of you to assume he had friends or was in any group other than Ricky and his legion of chins.
 
Last edited:
Pretty sure Pat was the kid in school who was the guy in the friend group who was just there for everyone to shit on, but he was too stupid (and fat) to realize everyone thought he was a human goiter. Now he thinks he is a super smart author man, when he really is just a jester on xitter.
He wasn't fat back than though. Just stupid.

Given the way his mother raised him I doubt he had any real friends.
 
panzerpat.jpg
Enjoy KZ, stalker
 
is Patrick still sperging
Yes. The answer to this question will always be yes. He will NEVER let the idiots win, no matter how much Lynne has to pay. Pats poor MiL copes with her idiot swine in law by expressing herself on random contact forms (Originally discovered by DanMullen'sRetardedNephew on the second, better forum).
lynne.png
 
Pretty sure Pat was the kid in school who was the guy in the friend group who was just there for everyone to shit on, but he was too stupid (and fat) to realize everyone thought he was a human goiter. Now he thinks he is a super smart author man, when he really is just a jester on xitter.
Jesters were supposed to be able to criticize the monarch or emperor but be taken in good humor.

They were an early form of satire in certain regards.

Fat is not a Jester. He is a loudmouth shouting treasonous things from the pillories.

He is largely ignored however as he is clearly a village idiot that probably got brought along by a village to the city when the village was destroyed by marauding enemy soldiers, or fleeing a plague.

The village folk might have abandoned him due to concern that association with him would get them all hung, but the city burghers took pity and let him stumble around getting drunk in the various taverns, providing entertainment for the rude mechanicals and off-duty guards who like to fling spoiled pepperonis at him.
 
Back