Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Tour of Italy]

He's already insinuating that the founding fathers are hypocritical prudes.

I know it’s probably been said already but “incel prudes” is a pretty good signature lolcow term for detractors.

It’s no “Stalker Child” but it’s does have a ring to it. It’s a nice blend of dated boomer language and embarassing internet slang

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Sometimes yt is so relevant it's amusing

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

>there is no expectation of privacy just because a paywall exists

Looks like Nick just vindicated @Himedall All-seeing Waifu

No. That's different. It is line-crossing harassment. A non-practicing lawyer told me so. It is interfering with his business, but he does not want anyone banned.

(He really does.)

addiction is wild, this sounds like Ralph a year ago. The cope that it's only concern trolls telling him to lay off the booze would be so easily disproven if he'd just sober up for long enough to watch his own streams and see how low energy he is all the time when he's not screaming about Josh. He's talked about being depressed lately. Alcohol is a depressant. uhh i dunno bro maybe your viewers want you to stop drinking because it's making your streams even more boring

Give it a few months, and he will admit it--just like he did with the Friday degenerate streams. He'll still be right though because people gave advice in a 'faggoty' way.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Rekieta is certainly capable of streaming without drinking.
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We all know he isn't capable of it. Even if he didn't have physical symptoms he uses the glass holding in his very gay way when he makes points he thinks are convincing. The alcohol has become such a prop for him he couldn't do a stream without it because he needs it to gesticulate around.

 

[Associate Rick]

man.. someone made a full parody of Stan a while back and it had me dying, I forgot to save it and now can't find it. It seems especially poignant now and deserves to be seen

I posted one a while back, it might be it
(edit: I've added the track @RotPockets posted)

[Intro: Ralph]
My atole's gone cold, I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The horse done bolted out my rental
Here in Mexico
And even if she wins, it'll all be gay
But Nicks picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

[Verse 1: Nick]
Dear Null, I text you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my cell, my X and my discord at the bottom
I sent two balldos back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem with Serbian post or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble addresses cos I'm shakin when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up, man? How's your forum?
My channel's going great, think I'm bout to be a star,
If I get sports car, guess what I'mma call her?
I'mma name her Lawpope
I heard Melinda Scott and that dope Greer are suing you
I just called Montagraph a weirdo and now I'm getting sued too
I know you probably hear this every day, but my thread is getting weird,
Lots of posts lying and implying that my wife's a beard,
And I don't wanna tell you what to do with your site either
But kiwis are talking shit about Drexel, it ain't true neither
Anyways, I love you, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, don't be a faggot, this is Rackets

[Chorus: Ralph]
My atole's gone cold, I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The horse done bolted out my rental
Here in Mexico
And even if she wins, it'll all be gay
But Nicks picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

[Verse 2: Nick]
Dear Null, you still ain't called or text, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you won't give out bans
If you didn't want to talk to me in the shower, you didn't have to
But you coulda listened about Drexel, he's got soft eyes too
That's my nigga, man, I've known him since we were ten years old
He waited til she was 18 years old, to hit up those fetish clubs
and you even didn't ban no one
that's pretty shitty, man, Dick told me this might occur
I'm not mad, though, I just thought that you should know
Remember when I went to Jamaica? They said it was cuck week, and I went to get blacked
See, I'm just like you in a way: People lie all the time about me too
they attack me and my friends, Dick and Vito, just like with you
So I can relate to what's going on in your life
Cos now they've even gone so far as targetting my wife
But our marriage just gets stronger when we feel under attack
I even got a tattoo with "I'll be us" across my back
Every day I read my thread to see how much I sneed
It's like adrenaline, ego pain is such a sudden rush for me
See, everything you say is true, and I cope and seethe because you say it
My family's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But they don't know you like I know you, Null, no one does
They don't know what it was like for streamers like us comin' up
You gotta call me, man, it'll be the biggest mistake you ever make
Sincerely yours, Nick—P.S. You should try the balldo too

[Chorus: Ralph]
My atole's gone cold, I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The horse done bolted out my rental
Here in Mexico
And even if she wins, it'll all be gay
But Nicks picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

[Verse 3: Nick]
Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Autistic-to-Pick-Up-On-Cues
This'll be the last time I ever give you views
It's been six months, and still no bans—I don't deserve them?
I know you got my last two texts, the notification says you read em'
So this is my voicemail I'm sendin' you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the stang right now, I'm doin' 90 on the freeway
Hey, Null, I was up all night drinking whiskey, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drownin'
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is: I coulda rescued YOU from drownin'
Now it's too late, you're getting wrecked by Greer and I'm laughin'
And all I wanted was a lousy warning or a ban
I hope you know those farmers have never been your fans
I loved you, Null, I coulda fundraised for you—think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you get sued and you sneed about it
And when you sneed I hope your site dies and you seethe about it
I hope shyster lawyers fleece you and you can't ebeg without me!
See, Null—shut up, kid! I'm talkin' smack
Hey, Null, that's those damn kids screamin' in the back
You see I got a family, a wife and a house unlike you
Hiding out in Serbia and afraid of your own posters too
I still love you, Null, we can bury the hatchet, no more fights
Oh, shit, what's that? I think I see some blue lights!

[Chorus: Ralph]
My atole's gone cold, I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The horse done bolted out my rental
Here in Mexico
And even if she wins, it'll all be gay
But Nicks picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

[Verse 4: Null]
Hey Nick, I meant to text you sooner, but I've just been busy
You said your threads harrassing now, what line-crossing did you see?
Look, I'm really flattered you would fundraise for me, it's not necessary
And I checked out that Drexel groomer shit, that dude's fucking creepy,
I'm sorry Montys suing you, it's fucked up, I've been there too
but you did call him a pedo, you should apologise, he might forgive you
But what's this you said about balldoing your wife too?
That shits a furry sex toy, Nick, come on, how fucked up are you?
You got some issues, Nick, I think you need some counselin'
Cut back on the drinking and pull up before you crash down some
And what's this shit about you and Vito getting together?
That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your family need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat them better
I hope you get to read this message, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt your channel, I think that you'll be doin' just fine
If you relax a little, I'm glad you're doing so great, but Nick
Why are you so malding? At your age it's natural to start balding
I just don't want you to do some creepy shit
I seen this cuckold shit online a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and crying all about his life
And had his best friend at his house, and he was railing this dudes wife
And in the corner was a cow, getting pegged and screaming juju
Come to think about it, his name was—it was you
Damn…

 

[Kopasea]

His hands drive me nuts. It's as if they're from a different, older, man. Or he just got out of a bath and is pruney.

Do you think he's wearing makeup on his face but forgets to wear it on his hands?

 

[Laura Loomer]

at the level he consumes, would he start getting symptoms if he didn't drink all stream
i assume he does the majority of his drinking on stream.
probably some mild agitation.

Nick's sober stream

 

[Clem Fandango]

Rekieta is certainly capable of streaming without drinking.
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Nah, I know addicts. You can't turn things around until you hit rock bottom. That's a requirement. You have to really hit the absolute rock bottom that you can before you can start to build yourself again.

Fortunately for us, Nick is nowhere near rock bottom. There's so much further for him to fall yet, and it's going to take a while. But I think hell get there.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nah, I know addicts. You can't turn things around until you hit rock bottom. That's a requirement.

This is a big misconception about addicts and recovery. The fact is that everyone gets to choose his or her “rock bottom.” Not everyone who gets sober did it because they got a DUI, lost their kids, ended up homeless, etc. Most people do not wait for those consequences before they admit they are the problem in their life. People who kept going until they had absolutely nothing often refer to themselves as “low bottom drunks,” whereas those who nipped that shit in the (relative) bud are known as “high bottom drunks.” Those who hold themselves to very low standards end up being low bottom drunks.

And that's why is so hard to listen to new Nick. The first 20 seconds he answers like the old Nick did..Then he devolves into passive aggressive "comedy/humor" bit.
I used to have him on all the time, now it's impossible especially because of that.

Whoever told him he was funny and had the chops to be a comedian is directly responsible for his insufferable demeanor. I wonder if it was Dax or some winemom he’s been sexting.

Hey Nick: Stop lying and saying no one ever tells you what “you’ve changed” means. This is just one of many examples of people spelling it out in detail.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Whoever told him he was funny and had the chops to be a comedian is directly responsible for his insufferable demeanor. I wonder if it was Dax or some winemom he’s been sexting.

Hey Nick: Stop lying and saying no one ever tells you what “you’ve changed” means. This is just one of many examples of people spelling it out in detail.

TBF, the 'best' streams nick had were usually filled with laughs. The difference is that it nick and his guests are laughing AT someone (jack murphy, greer, preston poulter, ronnie, melinda scott, the dbz dub outtakes, etc etc). As some have said before, nick mistook that as him driving the laughs, not the subject generating it. Probably, again, due to alcoholism.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

TBF, the 'best' streams nick had were usually filled with laughs. The difference is that it nick and his guests are laughing AT someone (jack murphy, greer, preston poulter, ronnie, melinda scott, the dbz dub outtakes, etc etc). As some have said before, nick mistook that as him driving the laughs, not the subject generating it. Probably, again, due to alcoholism.

This is accurate. Nick was always quick witted and could be quippy. When he had a subject to focus that on it was very good. Now that he's wet brained and made the content about himself he isn't quick or funny any more.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I REALLY wonder who told the Rage Twig he’s got expertise in male/female relationship dynamics, especially considering he wifed the first girl who saw his pee-pee. The fact that nobody in his life has corrected him on this tells you that everyone is just trying not to trigger another one of his seething tantrums.

 

[FedPostalService]

So what’s with Nick’s new deep smoker voice he puts on? Has it replaced the “I. Do. Not. Wear. The Balldo” voice? Did Null get in his head? It’s made watching the clips unbearable.

He’s always thought he was a great public speaker (remember those gay toasts he’d do in a singsong voice to the audience members who’d donate for them in memory of the family members who died?), now he must think he’s got a good radio voice and is inflicting that on his viewers occasionally.

I’m not sure what he thinks fake gravitas makes his segments about wanting to have sex with Null sound better, but maybe I just need to drink more whiskey?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I REALLY wonder who told the Rage Twig he’s got expertise in male/female relationship dynamics, especially considering he wifed the first girl who saw his pee-pee. The fact that nobody in his life has corrected him on this tells you that everyone is just trying not to trigger another one of his seething tantrums.

He staved off divorce by agreeing to "spice up" his love life with Kayla so now he thinks he has the answer that solves marital strife.

SEX. The coom-brained, alcoholic non-practicing lawyer's only answer is SEX.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He staved off divorce by agreeing to "spice up" his love life with Kayla so now he thinks he has the answer that solves marital strife.

SEX. The coom-brained, alcoholic non-practicing lawyer's only answer is SEX.

What a retard. Sex alone is never the glue that holds a couple together for the long haul, especially once kids are in the picture. I almost want him to start opining on this just so I can hear how out of his mind he is. I’m sure it would be hilarious.

Here’s a thought experiment: If Kayla were to be (God forbid, truly) disfigured or catastrophically injured in an accident tomorrow, how long would Nick stick around? I’m guessing about as long as it would take to empty their bank accounts, sell the house and move to LA to be with his true love: Daxipad.

 

[Obsul]

Nah, I know addicts. You can't turn things around until you hit rock bottom. That's a requirement. You have to really hit the absolute rock bottom that you can before you can start to build yourself again.

Fortunately for us, Nick is nowhere near rock bottom. There's so much further for him to fall yet, and it's going to take a while. But I think hell get there.

I was being sarcastic, he's obviously incapable of not drinking when streaming.

Here’s a thought experiment: If Kayla were to be (God forbid, truly) disfigured or catastrophically injured in an accident tomorrow, how long would Nick stick around? I’m guessing about as long as it would take to empty their bank accounts, sell the house and move to LA to be with his true love: Daxipad.

If Kayla wound up bedridden, it would be Silent Hill 2, except instead of the protagonist being James Sunderland, it would be Balldo Man.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

I REALLY wonder who told the Rage Twig he’s got expertise in male/female relationship dynamics, especially considering he wifed the first girl who saw his pee-pee. The fact that nobody in his life has corrected him on this tells you that everyone is just trying not to trigger another one of his seething tantrums.

Rage Twig is a money name, will steal that one for the future.

 

[TherapyMan]

I REALLY wonder who told the Rage Twig he’s got expertise in male/female relationship dynamics, especially considering he wifed the first girl who saw his pee-pee. The fact that nobody in his life has corrected him on this tells you that everyone is just trying not to trigger another one of his seething tantrums.

I don't think anyone specifically told him. I think he got drunk off the power of his fans treating him like an e-daddy and leaned into that persona more as a way to distance himself from law content. If I were to blame one person specifically, I think Drexel prompted him to address that subject.

Rage Twig is a money name, will steal that one for the future

Seriously, kudos to @John Andrews Stan for that one.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

If Kayla wound up bedridden, it would be Silent Hill 2, except instead of the protagonist being James Sunderland, it would be Balldo Man.

Instead of Pyramid Head, Nick would be chased around by a demonic Balldo. There would be puzzles involving putting balls into torture devices, a bottle shaped monster that appears to lick itself. Ralph can be there as Eddy I guess. Oh and one of the bosses makes an ackacakackackack sound. Assuming Nick would feel guilt and need to be punished for killing his sick and disabled wife that is. Most. Likely. Answer. He. Is. Justified. Her. Body. Was. Ruined. Worse. Than. Her Pregnancy.

Have a drink Nick no worries or judgement here!

 

[Potatoherder]

Low night in terms of rants and viewers on rumble. YT did almost 5x in superchats at $122 and lower than normal viewers at 1,225 viewers. Rumble was getting DDoS'd so i guess you could blame that his lower than normal views/rant. The chart seems to indicate that wasn't the case as everything lines up to normal nights. Including all rumblerants as there were only two. Nick didn't say a anything chat.

KcBee44	"Happy early birthday, Buddy! Praying you have a wonderful day and feel super celebrated. You deserve it! If you find a couple minutes can you please find my DM to you on Twitter? God bless you."	$20	2023-12-12 01:00:02 -0600 CST
Two4Flinching	Nick you ever use Flonase after taking a shit?	$5	2023-12-12 02:09:51 -0600 CST

This probably made Nick a bit sad knowing what he lost.

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2023-12-12 01:14:05 -0600 CST

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