Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Kees H]

As funny as this imagery is, I believe it is a just flying insect.

Yeah, in the original source you can barely see it, I think it's a combination of me cropping out his camera, scaling that to 480p and then reencoding it again that makes it look like a laser pointer. I don't think it's a laser pointer but one of the flies that is in his room he keeps complaining about on stream. The way it moves makes me think it's just an insect as well.

After losing every penny he won on his 3k Keno climb, Austin suddenly realised ~20 mins later what actually happened to him. This is when it all hits him and he realised he lost 3k USD on Keno, after he lost his reload on Stake.us as well. This is one of the few times I've seen him not downplay the amount he lost in a session, which is why I thought it was clipworthy. He screams at a chatter while coping with that he lost 3k, and in the end the Ethereum of a juicer hits, and he's back to being laser focussed on gambling again. The duality of BossmanJack.

2 minutes later, he lost everything again including the vaulted 80 bucks, and he gets straight back into the "I lost 3k on Keno dude" mode.

CrymanJack, making sure Kick chat feels sorry for him. More juice has come in, straight into gambling, and he hits a triple on Keno and his mood shifts back again.

Ofcourse, he got felted on this juice as well, and he just quietly ended this part of his stream last night.

 

[Summer Never Ends]

As funny as this imagery is, I believe it is a just flying insect.

You're right. I am a retard and a gay.

 

[BurningBitch]

Hahah the question is what it weed or crack lmao. Im guessing it was cocaine/crack because i was getting notifications that he was streaming pretty late. You can usually tell when hes got the BEAMY eyes and dong that weird tic with his jaw,

News flash: Streaming late means you're a drug abuser. Your comments so far has been the worst bait and you sound like a retard.

 

[Ogre Magi]

Sorry didnt mean to reply to myself last night ahahah i had taken o much kratom XD. No im not a sock account dont know wtf that is but i assume its a like alternate account? i meant to reply to the user below me "GradeAGobbleDeeGook"

quit being fucking weird dude lmao i literally made this account yesterday.


Hahah the question is what it weed or crack lmao. Im guessing it was cocaine/crack because i was getting notifications that he was streaming pretty late. You can usually tell when hes got the BEAMY eyes and dong that weird tic with his jaw,

Hey newfag, I have some newfag intake questions for you. All newfags are required to answer these important questions, so please respond as soon as possible:

1. When did you start watching Bossman? How did you hear about him?
   
   
2. How did you hear about Kiwi Farms? Did you crawl out of some Discord server?
   
   
3. Have you ever juiced Bossman?
   
   
4. Are you aware this site is for adults?

I can process your intake form as soon as I get all answers for these questions. Thanks!

 

[into dust]

Hey newfag, I have some newfag intake questions for you. All newfags are required to answer these important questions, so please respond as soon as possible:

1. When did you start watching Bossman? How did you hear about him?
   
   
2. How did you hear about Kiwi Farms? Did you crawl out of some Discord server?
   
   
3. Have you ever juiced Bossman?
   
   
4. Are you aware this site is for adults?

I can process your intake form as soon as I get all answers for these questions. Thanks!

1. About 1 month ago i saw the low cow episode kiwi tapes released!!!! then i started to watch the the funny channels like LOSSMANjack and Austin_07 Schadenfreude

2. ive known about kiwi farms for a while just never made a account, just first visited it when i heard about chrischan.

3. Ive never juiced him no, i dont have that kind of $$ id rather spend it on my own degenerate acts hahahah. i watch him often though because i love seeing him climb thousands only to lose it to freakouts in the span of 5 minutes.

4. sure im aware.

i really dont understand whats going on lmao i just thought this was a place to discuss all the shananigins and crazy shit of bossmanjack but i guess there some impression that im a undercover or something or i really dont know.

I guess theres a certain way we are supposed to comment or something im saying is triggering the people here lol. i dont know what to say.

 

[Coalescence]

i really dont understand whats going on lmao i just thought this was a place to discuss all the shananigins and crazy shit of bossmanjack but i guess there some impression that im a undercover or something or i really dont know.

I guess theres a certain way we are supposed to comment or something im saying is triggering the people here lol. i dont know what to say.

People are suspicious of you because (no offense meant) you kind of talk like a retarded wigger child, and all the people who crawl in here from their gay Discord servers to try and run gayops against Bossman, also talk like retarded wigger children.
Just don't cause problems and you'll be fine.

 

[into dust]

People are suspicious of you because (no offense meant) you kind of talk like a retarded wigger child, and all the people who crawl in here from their gay Discord servers to try and run gayops against Bossman, also talk like retarded wigger children.
Just don't cause problems and you'll be fine.

Ok i see i just talk too "nicely" this isnt the place for that. Got it.

 

[Ogre Magi]

1. About 1 month ago i saw the low cow episode kiwi tapes released!!!! then i started to watch the the funny channels like LOSSMANjack and Austin_07 Schadenfreude

2. ive known about kiwi farms for a while just never made a account, just first visited it when i heard about chrischan.

3. Ive never juiced him no, i dont have that kind of $$ id rather spend it on my own degenerate acts hahahah. i watch him often though because i love seeing him climb thousands only to lose it to freakouts in the span of 5 minutes.

4. sure im aware.

i really dont understand whats going on lmao i just thought this was a place to discuss all the shananigins and crazy shit of bossmanjack but i guess there some impression that im a undercover or something or i really dont know.

I guess theres a certain way we are supposed to comment or something im saying is triggering the people here lol. i dont know what to say.

Thank you! I'll proccess your responses right away. Please keep an eye on your PMs for further updates.

Spoiler

Lay off the drugs and try to stop typing like a braindead zoomer. Kiwitapes is a nigger.

 

[GetRichOrCryTryin']

Nigga, it's already at that point. There were troll channels before Bossman even had a thread.

Thankfully there hasn't been a bigger troll following yet, but I'm bracing for it. The already existing trolls are gay enough, so I am not looking forward to anymore gayoppery.
As long as Reddit stays away, I think things will be relatively fine.

What can you tell me about the trolls, and how they're gay.

 

[Ogre Magi]

What can you tell me about the trolls, and how they're gay.

What is it with the influx of newfags recently? Please also answer these questions for me before I enlighten you:

Hey newfag, I have some newfag intake questions for you. All newfags are required to answer these important questions, so please respond as soon as possible:

1. When did you start watching Bossman? How did you hear about him?
   
   
2. How did you hear about Kiwi Farms? Did you crawl out of some Discord server?
   
   
3. Have you ever juiced Bossman?
   
   
4. Are you aware this site is for adults?

I can process your intake form as soon as I get all answers for these questions. Thanks!

 

[BurningBitch]

I guess theres a certain way we are supposed to comment or something im saying is triggering the people here lol. i dont know what to say.

No, but you just make yourself look as gullible and fucking stupid as Austin himself.

 

[Kees H]

Last clip post of today guys, my apologies, I didn't think I'd find anything else funny in the ~6 hours of VODs from yesterday. I call this small clip segment, Math with BossmanJack. Our protagonist is hunting for pennies on Stake.us to throw away on Keno, when he stumbles upon the reload section of the site again.

And here, we get a math lesson from BossmanJack.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Ok i see i just talk too "nicely" this isnt the place for that. Got it.

No you just sound like a retard. Take some time and read your posts before replying.

 

[Coalescence]

Ok i see i just talk too "nicely" this isnt the place for that. Got it.

The fact that I said you were like "a retarded wigger child" and you thought that meant "too nice" just proves my description is completely accurate.

Lurk moar.

And lay off the drugs, like Ogre said.

 

[into dust]

No you just sound like a retard. Take some time and read your posts before replying.

No, but you just make yourself look as gullible and fucking stupid as Austin himself.

-Be civil. Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not

get over yourself fucking weirdo. i guess im the only one who read the fucking forum guidelines before signing up?
Can you read buddy?

Take some time and fuck off.

The fact that I said you were like "a retarded wigger child" and you thought that meant "too nice" just proves my description is completely accurate.

Lurk moar.

And lay off the drugs, like Ogre said.

Ill do as i please.

 

[GetRichOrCryTryin']

What is it with the influx of newfags recently? Please also answer these questions for me before I enlighten you:

1: I saw a recommended video about him back in September, but fell off the topic between October and November.

2: I've heard about kiwifarms way back in the day when it was called CWC wiki when it basically talked about Chris Chan. The reason why I never made an account until now was because I am actually interested in learning more about BMJ. I know other cows like dsp, wingsofredemption, boogie, daniel larson, cryax etc. I don't use discord very much or participate in any servers. I mainly use it for communication since I trade in team fortress 2.

3: Never juiced bmj for 2 reasons. I don't fuck with crypto, and I would rather spend my money on more important things than giving it to some random dick head who yells at his parents.

4: I am very aware this site is for adults. Which is why I have an actual brain, and not post shit like "YO GUYZ! WE SHOULD SEND PIZZAS TO HIS HOUSE, AND FUCK WITH HIS PARENTS!!" I hate both the trolls, and the cows deeply. I'm just here to sit, and laugh, and have a good time.

Hope that clears things up.

 

[austins_crackpipe]

Some more (old) songs:

Shit fucking game dude:

Back with a smash:

 

[Ogre Magi]

1: I saw a recommended video about him back in September, but fell off the topic between October and November.

2: I've heard about kiwifarms way back in the day when it was called CWC wiki when it basically talked about Chris Chan. The reason why I never made an account until now was because I am actually interested in learning more about BMJ. I know other cows like dsp, wingsofredemption, boogie, daniel larson, cryax etc. I don't use discord very much or participate in any servers. I mainly use it for communication since I trade in team fortress 2.

3: Never juiced bmj for 2 reasons. I don't fuck with crypto, and I would rather spend my money on more important things than giving it to some random dick head who yells at his parents.

4: I am very aware this site is for adults. Which is why I have an actual brain, and not post shit like "YO GUYZ! WE SHOULD SEND PIZZAS TO HIS HOUSE, AND FUCK WITH HIS PARENTS!!" I hate both the trolls, and the cows deeply. I'm just here to sit, and laugh, and have a good time.

Hope that clears things up.

I appreciate you honestly responding to these questions. I won't haze you anymore.

If you go back 20 or so pages ago trolls were contacting Bossman's dealer via phone and telling him Austin was ratting on him for dealing; particularly dealing crack/coke. While this is the most recent gayop that crosses the line, they routinely are trying to get him to stop streaming so he can, "get his life together because we care about him."

That's a joke. They hate him because they, like Austin, are gamblers, who he has wronged in the past in one way or another. Either scorned ex-mods or juicers who never got their money back.

And then there's the Alpha Rhino himself TargetMePlz, (power word: Isaac Dunn), aka @Clayton harnish and assumed to be @Dopamine Abuser, who is the newsest of the whiteknights to turn a-log.

 

[lol cow supreme]

@GetRichOrCryTryin' and @into dust

All the info you need to know is here, along with a complete guide

Spoiler: How to be a better kiwifarmer

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

Bossman has recived his monthly bonus a few hours ago. IT IS ONLY 1000!


Also he said he was going live 1 hour ago.


That 1k is gone Civicbros.