Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
Probably wouldn't shut the fuck up about Japan.
Well they did go for ramen so he must have been really going hard about how great it is over there and he's had so much and this one is good but nothing compared to Japan and blah blah blah.

Dude it's fucking Toronto of all places. I mean nice enough city but it's not my first choice if I wanna go to Canada to visit. Montreal and Vancouver are probably the best. Toronto is just kinda dull.
 
What are the chances that Chibi's date searched him up online and found this thread and ran away from him?
I don't think it would be very hard to get bad vibes from meeting Chibi face to face: meet him, have him talk in a totally self-centered way, creep you out, discuss weird hobbies and be way too clingy.

Especially with gay men, who have tons of sexual partners, Chibi probably would've given off incel vibes with a strong rapey overtones. His entire persona is me, me, me, and you wouldn't need to go onto Kiwifarms to figure that out. Really, even another Chibi would be totally unattracted to Chibi, he's a narcissist who makes himself unattractive to everybody.
 
he sounds super sure that his date's profiles were deleted. Does this nigga have alt accounts he uses to stalk people that block him?
I mean, we've seen how he goes into every discord server and just spews non-stop worthless posts about stupid shit for hundreds of messages until he's kicked, and how he plays Mario Kart in a hotel room at 3 in the morning when everyone else is trying to sleep, so it's more likely he can't possibly fathom the idea that someone could block him because who doesn't want to hear him cry about seeing pictures of Mario? So the only explanation must be that they just quit the internet because muh stress (which is also the exact thing he does, until he doesn't)
 
Pretty much this. It has nothing to do with Japan nor do any of them actually know or give a shit about any part of the Japanese culture beyond what they see in anime. And 98% of anime and manga is about some socially weird retard nobody that suddenly finds out he's actually really cool and special and has special powers and now everyone is enamored by them and also titties. That's literally the autistic/maladjusted weirdo dream. There's also an entire concept of people in Japan who retreat into a room in their parents house and never come out or have to work or anything (which is literally just the typical young American lifestyle now, but they think it's accepted there....even though it's accepted here which is why they do it). Plus it's cOoL FoReIgN but not like, actually foreign like Sri Lanka or Nigeria or something, cause I mean they make the vidya and quirky food (instead of dog, or whatever trash they eat in India).

Plus, you know....pedophiles.
Not sure if fully true anymore, but when Cracked.com did their "Reasons why your plan to move abroad will not work out," article, one reason discussed how many young weebs here in the states think that somehow Japan will "get them" and "be more tolerant" and "actually adore them for their love of Chinese children's cartoons MOTTO KAWAII DAISUKI DESU YO." In actuality ( outside of companies squeezing family allowances out of them), the Japanese are even MORE embarrassed and disturbed by weebs there than Americans in America view them.

"Remember, for so much shit you will get in America it's SO MUCH WORSE over there, kids."

The average Japanese person will likely know a handful of Studio Ghibli/big studio anime movies, like 2-4 "big name shonen," and some "family/kids anime" (think: Shin Chan or Detective Conan or GeGeGe Ni Kitaro) and that's about it, if THAT. There's a reason so much anime has long aired at "otaku o clock" (1:45 AM or so), because it's expected that's when all the weird college students, or weird underemployed shift workers, terminally online weirdos, etc. will be up. Or the fact that anime is constantly blamed for violent acts, youth delinquency/crime, wasteful spending, etc.
 
In actuality ( outside of companies squeezing family allowances out of them), the Japanese are even MORE embarrassed and disturbed by weebs there than Americans in America view them.
It's like how otaku which was a pejorative in Japan wound up meaning "anime nerd" over here. Otaku are looked down upon in Japan. Those that were that way in high school are ashamed of their otakuness now. Here? It's fucking celebrated in some circles. People wear the tag "otaku" like a badge of honor. Of course they're still just weebs and weebs really do ruin everything they touch.
 
Chibi drove from Detroit to Toronto of all places for a date? That's a four hour drive just to possibly get some tail. Fuck this guy is pathetic.

And yes. It was his fault for being a complete and utter sperg. If a woman ghosts you this badly that she's willing to delete her entire internet footprint it means you either creeped her out so bad she had to go into witness protection or it was all a setup.
Honestly the fact that his date is "Ramen, an aquarium, and then karaoke" which is the no.1 most common trope for first dates in anime has coupled with long drive makes me believe this person didn't even exist.
 
Chibi is back at harassing con goers.
 

Attachments

  • Chibi.png
    Chibi.png
    1.7 MB · Views: 290
Honestly the fact that his date is "Ramen, an aquarium, and then karaoke" which is the no.1 most common trope for first dates in anime has coupled with long drive makes me believe this person didn't even exist.
Either that or he and his "date" which we all know was a tranny are just massive weebs. It's the only kind of person that I think would willingly want to spend time with him.

Chibi is back at harassing con goers.
That fucking picture of him with the thumbs up. You can just feel the retardation oozing from it.

I read that less as him harassing con goers and more him trying to sneak back into a group he was banned from and getting caught very quickly.

Despite all the name changes, you'll always be you, Adam. Can't change that.
He gives himself away by being a complete and utter tool. Guy really needs to step back from this all. I mean completely. Step away from social media for a while, focus on himself and improving himself and then in a couple years come back. Most people will have forgotten about him by then.
 
  • Optimistic
Reactions: GumballFapper
Guy really needs to step back from this all. I mean completely. Step away from social media for a while, focus on himself and improving himself and then in a couple years come back. Most people will have forgotten about him by then.
He's withdrawn from the internet with the intent to "better himself" how many times now? Once it hits him that his reality is a 9-5 selling phones and getting mocked by his peers he realizes it'll take some serious effort to dig himself out of that hole and instead chooses the path of least resistance (crawling back to the fantasy realm of the internet like the autistic cockroach he's repeatedly proven himself to be).

A consequence of being a severely maladjusted loser is that your reality will never be as appealing as the escapism offered by semi-anonymous online spaces. Prioritizing reality takes a serious amount of willpower that Adam will never even come close to having.

edit: Japan is a blatant extension of this obsession with escaping his sad, fucked up reality. Japan is a magical fantasy land where Adam-kun can get a fresh start. ;)
 
Oh I know he won't. He addicted to the dopamine hit that he gets from posting online. But because he can't hold back the spaz within, he's always going to be known for his spergery back on GDQ.

He's withdrawn from the internet with the intent to "better himself" how many times now?
More than I care to remember. He makes a fool of himself, says, "i'm stepping away" for a while, needs to come back because he needs that validation, says he's changed and the countdown to him making a fool of himself starts up again.

Japan is a magical fantasy land where Adam-kun can get a fresh start. ;)
I still want him to go and wind up coming back bitter and miserable like Gaijin Goombah.
 
Back