Skitzocow Kyle Elias Perez / Foreskin Police / Foreskin Whispers ASMR / ForeskinJesus69 / twinky21boy / happygay8240 / keperez979 - psychotic florida man; deranged homosexual; sends dick pics to his dad; sexually threatens his sister; OBSESSED with foreskin; first man to ever be arrested and made homeless due to circumcision

[Named User]

Thank you, OP, for your hard work. 10/10

I’m sure the father feels like a failure with how his son turned out. Poor guy.

 

[pete white]

This made me laugh way too hard.

 

[Ged!]

Circumcision is definitely a fucked up thing to do to a kid, but Jesus Christ man get the fuck over yourself

Part of me kinda likes this guy, but dude reeeeeeeally needs to calm the fuck down.

His obsession with circumcision kinda reminds me of Game Dude but with less video games and more homosexual violence. It's also surprising that he hasn't joined his fellow uncut cock enjoyer at foreskin-restoration.net. Maybe someone should've told him about that place before he starts sending his own dick pics to his own father.

I thought the same exact thing the second I saw the OP. If I had a dollar every time a wannabe internet personality developed an unhealthy obsession with his (lack of) foreskin, went insane, and ended up homeless I'd have two dollars, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

 

[bile demon]

He looks like a kike.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Absolute stellar OP, @easy. Really like your little thumbnail drawings.

I'm actually surprised there was no part where we learn about Kyle contacting underaged boys and asking them for dick pics for "foreskin research purposes" but I'm looking forward to read again about Kyle in the news when he decides to cut off some other guy's foreskin and glues it onto his own schlong.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

 

[JudyTester]

Phenomenal writeup.

Is he saying that he can't orgasm at all because he's circumcised? Because if so that is definitely an anomaly among cut men...

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

I wonder if he has read the comic?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreskin_Man

BTW intactivists are cringe. An also right.

 

[William Afton]

Lmfao this retard is so funny for all the wrong reasons. I feel really badly for his parents and only feel slightly bad for the guy because of his unfortunate schizophrenia ruining his life , he could've gotten his degree for biochem but his DNA fucked him up.

 

[Poonocchio]

Awesome OP! Love me a new schizocow. I see parricide in my crystal ball.

 

[Heckler1]

Foreskin Police would be a great name for a Jewish Punk Band.

 

[afternoon_tea]

I'm pretty anti-circumcision but I've noticed intactivism seems to attract a lot of schizophrenic people. My friend's brother is schizo and went on a rampage at her wedding dinner throwing chairs and screaming at his parents for having him circumcised, it's pretty much all he talks about, it's fascinating. He'll bring it up out of nowhere, like he'll be eating ice cream and say "this sure is delicious ice cream, too bad I can't enjoy it since someone mutilated my dick!"

I believe there's a name for the tick Kyle has of repeating acronyms and phrases over and over again, it's common in schizophrenics.

I hope this guy posts more. I really enjoy the amount of razzle dazzle in his craziness, some crazy people are kind of dull, but he has panache. I also like the angle that he's gay and obviously has a foreskin fetish. I wonder if he ever got triggered into a foreskin rage while sucking dick.

I appreciate the well written OP, skitzo-cows can be difficult to write about because their worldviews can be hard to untangle but you did a great job.

 

[Radiaux]

I think he has it backwards. Don't you send death threats to your father and dick pics to your sister?

 

[Farmer9876]

Why do Americans love so much to mutilate genitals? At first they cut skin from penis and now they remove penis entirely.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Maybe I'm the schizo, but sometimes it feels like all the crazies being anti-circumcision is a psyop to make circumcision look better. Either way, very good OP.

 

[Trombonista]

Great OP. That being said, can we not make this a circumcision debate thread?

 

[easy]

Is he saying that he can't orgasm at all because he's circumcised? Because if so that is definitely an anomaly among cut men...

this is something I'm a bit unclear on, too. Kyle is pretty prone to exaggeration, sometimes the way he speaks would have you believe he doesn't have a penis at all.

in the video where he argues with Joseph and goes through their texts, he mentions that he 'didn't feel anything' when having sex with someone, and didn't cum. his dick is pretty weird looking, I've seen some circ's in my time, and Kyle's stands out as looking pretty.. off.
maybe his circumcision was botched, leading to complete lack of sensation or something? would explain why he is so fucked up about it, and constantly talks about how he can't orgasm.

or maybe he is just salty, and self aggrandizing his problems?

in that video, Joseph says something similar to you, that most other cut guys don't experience whatever it is that Kyle is experiencing. for whatever reason, that response almost drove Kyle to tears.
It's bizarre lmao

 

[Sprate Header]

Great OP. That being said, can we not make this a circumcision debate thread?

Sounds like something an uncut trash foreskin bastard would say!

 

[Mörkö]

Get this man into Congress!

 

[Begemot]

Great OP. That being said, can we not make this a circumcision debate thread?

What? You really don't want to turn this into a culture war thread by proxy where those of us outside the U.S rant about how weird mass circumcision is and how all Americans are secretly Jewish-controlled BLM-worshipping mutt slaves? Does that hit all the right notes?