Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

You're not wrong about YouTube. Most of the time their ToS is gay, but in Nick's case it kept him from getting wasted and wiggering out all the time. At least back then he stayed on track more

When he cast himself was a champion of trad values, who pushed back against some of the most obnoxious trends of the left (including #metoo, which the Vic thing was a part of), he was able do that within the boundaries of YouTube's ToS. One just needs to keep the naughty words to a minimum.

What's charged with Rumble? Well, now he can say "nigger," and "faggot," and a whole bunch of other edgy shit.

That's all good and fine, except his content is now utter dogshit, it doesn't really net him anything. He blew it.

Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should. Freedom is a double-edged sword.

Any set of warnings would also probably include this:

https://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-16962/modafinil-oral/details

I guess Balldo Man just took that as a cocktail suggestion.

"Fuck warning labels! Faggot ass FDA doesn't tell me what to do!"

- Nick Rekieta (probably).

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Nick: I want money from corporations. I don’t want donations from the lowly working man.

Also Nick: Why aren’t you joining my locals? What’s wrong, don’t you have $5? (Licks bottle) If you’re a poor boy just say so.

I still remember him saying, several times, that he did the show for fun and would happily do it for free.
One of many lies proven false.

 

[Pomniman]

When he cast himself was a champion of trad values, who pushed back against some of the most obnoxious trends of the left (including #metoo, which the Vic thing was a part of), he was able do that within the boundaries of YouTube's ToS. One just needs to keep the naughty words to a minimum.

What's charged with Rumble? Well, now he can say "nigger," and "faggot," and a whole bunch of other edgy shit.

That's all good and fine, except his content is now utter dogshit, it doesn't really net him anything. He blew it.

Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should. Freedom is a double-edged sword.

Ironically, he's been advocating for some viewpoints that could be called liberal since the rumble shift. Maybe I'm forgetting some older crap, but I don't remember him being so heavy on promoting things like onlyfans pornography as a legitimate form of employment before he signed the rumble contract. Most of the cringe "sex-positivity" crap seemed to manifest more strongly post-rumble too. Even with the nigger word and such he uses it as a "comedic" excuse to creepily drool about how much he loves black dick like some geriatric bathhouse queer from the 80s who just barely managed to not die from AIDS.

It feels like the more comfortable he gets the more he lets his true values show through revealing that he was just grifting off of conservatives because that was the edgy contrarian thing to do when he was starting out.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

It feels like the more comfortable he gets the more he lets his true values show through revealing that he was just grifting off of conservatives because that was the edgy contrarian thing to do when he was starting out.

And now that the cultural paradigm is shifting a bit more conservative in many places he's doing the edgy contrarian thing and acting libtarded. His bromance with Dax makes more sense now. Both of them just want to go against the grain for attention.

Edit: But the difference is, Dick was always that way. He was a foil to Maddox. Nick wasn't. He was his own person and establish his persona and gained a fanbase based on who we thought he was. And now that his facade has cracks in it and we can see what he's really like a lot of the Racketeers are fed up and gone. There's multiple discord servers out there just made up of disgruntled Rekieta fans a glee that he's floundering because we're irritated we were conned.

 

[Captain Manning]

Ironically, he's been advocating for some viewpoints that could be called liberal since the rumble shift. Maybe I'm forgetting some older crap, but I don't remember him being so heavy on promoting things like onlyfans pornography as a legitimate form of employment before he signed the rumble contract.

He didn't. In fact, in the Vic days, he used to even make fun of costhots. People like Dominique Skye.

I have to say though, out of all the ways he's changed, his new position on pornography, lewd pictures, and thottery is probably the least controversial.

Him seemingly doing an about face on sex with minors, and the sexualization of minors, is on a whole other level though. That's much harder to look past.

Even with the nigger word and such he uses it as a "comedic" excuse to creepily drool about how much he loves black dick like some geriatric bathhouse queer from the 80s who just barely managed to not die from AIDS.

As I've noted a number of times now, he gleefully used to claim Monical Rial was getting railed by black bulls. It was meant to get under Ron Toye's skin obviously, but most people also interpreted that as him condemning such behavior.

 

[Pomniman]

He didn't. In fact, in the Vic days, he used to even make fun of costhots. People like Dominique Skye.

I have to say though, out of all the ways he's changed, his new position on pornography, lewd pictures, and thottery is probably the least controversial.

Him seemingly doing an about face on sex with minors, and the sexualization of minors, is on a whole other level though. That's much harder to look past.


As I've noted a number of times now, he gleefully used to claim Monical Rial was getting railed by black bulls. It was meant to get under Ron Toye's skin obviously, but most people also interpreted that as him condemning such behavior.

Yeah, I remember all of that but I was just thinking maybe there were a couple of pre-rumble streams I missed or forgot about where he slipped some hints of his current views in more overtly. Certain things are more controversial and overtly debauched, though disregarding the exact levels of controversy it's interesting to note exactly what he fixates on the most, which is how joyless conservative incel prudes think of marriage as death pact or something retarded like that. More than what he's saying the way he's saying it is revealing because you could blank out his name and attribute some of his recent quotes to an unabashed communist breadtuber without changing any of the wording. He talks like he's reading a buzzfeed article when these subjects come up.

 

[waffle]

Taking it before you go to bed would make you not sleep and stay awake.

He's doing the drink a cup of coffee right before your nap and wake up wired because the hit before you woke up and you slept some all at once trick. It makes me wonder if that's all the sleep he's been getting most days.

If Nick has been sleeping 2-3 hours on the average day since October of last year it would explain why he looks like he does.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

He's doing the drink a cup of coffee right before your nap and wake up wired because the hit before you woke up and you slept some all at once trick. It makes me wonder if that's all the sleep he's been getting most days.

If Nick has been sleeping 2-3 hours on the average day since October of last year it would explain why he looks like he does.

I get the coffee thing with high caffeine sensitivity, I do that once in a while and have watered down coffee before bed.

I think Nick is unironically just an addict now. Molly, shrooms, and other shit broke his brain.

 

[Pomniman]

I get the coffee thing with high caffeine sensitivity, I do that once in a while and have watered down coffee before bed.

I think Nick is unironically just an addict now. Molly, shrooms, and other shit broke his brain.

It seems like he let the money and social media cocksucking go to his head and decided he could live a sad middle-aged faggot's approximation of a rock star's lifestyle where it's a constant stream of booze pills and sex all the way to the grave. Though I don't know of any rock stars who had to pay random Jamaicans to fuck their wives. Maybe I missed that subgenre of balldo beats.

 

[Hot Dog]

More Kino via Elissa Clips. Something about showing up? I don't know who would take that advice. It's a lot easier to just cancel and drink away your obligations.

 

[Neetorino]

So, as the Rumble decision date draws nearer I thought I'd compile the days Nick streamed in a handy calendar to be referenced. Note: This is only the streams done in 2023, using the streams listed on his Rumble account. Some dates might be off as Rumble seems to be iffy on showing what day streams that start slightly after midnight occur on, but the total number of streams should still be accurate. In total, Nick has streamed 177 times this year, 157 if you remove the morning streams that technically don't count as part of the Rumble deal. I also did not bother hunting down every vacation or trip Nick took to mark down, since their only impact is being a day Nick probably isn't streaming.

Night streams are marked with green, daytime streams (i.e. trials) are marked in blue.

Spoiler: Now for some breakdowns

January: 21 streams total (16 night and 5 daytime).
February: 20 streams total (10 night and 10 daytime).
March: 19 streams total (18 night and 1 daytime).



April: 13 streams total, all at night.
May: 15 streams total, all at night.
June: 13 streams total, all at night.



July: 17 streams total (13 night and 4 daytime).
August: 11 streams total, all at night.
September: 13 streams total, all at night.


October: 17 streams, all night.
November: 13 streams, all night.
December: 5 streams to current date (December/13/2023), all night.

It's proven very interesting to see just how much of the year Nick has actually gone live on Rumble. At 157 streams this year, at only 346 days passed so far, Nick has pulled off a stream roughly 45% of the time. I don't know about you guys, but that seems like a low number to me, especially from the guy who has this as his YouTube banner.



Although I guess he's lucky Rumble doesn't do channel banners, so he can lie by omission about how often his show was supposed to run.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

So, as the Rumble decision date draws nearer I thought I'd compile the days Nick streamed in a handy calendar to be referenced.

This is some top notch farming.

Assuming the contract was only for 3 shows a week? If that's an average or equivalent, 3 * 52 = 156, so he's *just* over that for night shows. If so, that's probably why he's done fuck all since his "food poisoning".

But if the contract is 3 shows per week, he's missed that obligation for 7 weeks already (would have been 8 but for that pickup Saturday on the 2nd). He's not looking good for this week, and the trip to Gay 00's or whatever for this year's birthday fagstevities is probably not going to help.

I don't know if even the 3 days a week is supposed or from the coomer's mouth, I tried searching but came up either too broad or no info. It does look like 3 shows a week might be the number, solely based on the number of times he hit the bare minimum.

 

[Hot Dog]

Although I guess he's lucky Rumble doesn't do channel banners, so he can lie by omission about how often his show was supposed to run.

If you're going by that banner he hit barely 7% of the weeks this year which is totally false advertising.

This schedule screams non existent planning and complete apathy. It's Rumbles loss for signing him again if they do with this kind of performance.

Great job putting this together.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Another visual drop in subs in YT!

 

[Swole McPole]

He'd rather spend his Labor Day weekend Bible camp raging at random alogs than chat with his loyal paypigs.

Be fair though, you can hardly blame him for this, can you? Given that they've stopped getting their baps out for his entertainment, you can't expect him to sit around and chat with these retards as they swap conspiracy theories and beat their meat over their 2A shooting fantasies.

And he can't really attempt to slap them around like the alogs on twitter because they're his paying customers. So they'll get their videos of him slurping ramen in the kitchen and be grateful for it.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I'm watching the dec 11 kino casino clip on elb's channel..Is there actually any comedian that makes 'joking being a pedo' a schtick that lasts for months on end? I get that sometimes comedians make jokes of that nature but I always assumed that it's usually a hit and run? They drop it and then change the subject or something? I don't watch stand up comedy at all other than the occasional yt clips/shorts.

Assuming the contract was only for 3 shows a week? If that's an average or equivalent, 3 * 52 = 156, so he's *just* over that for night shows. If so, that's probably why he's done fuck all since his "food poisoning".

It's been mentioned before that his quota is 14 a month. Can't remember who but it's been mentioned somewhere in this thread. I did a quick calculation based on his rumble live tab a few pages ago.

Anyone got a count of how many stream he has done on rumble this year? 14 streams a month is 168 streams by end of Dec. How close is he?

Edit: Ok so, I went to check his live tab on rumble page. Each page has 25 streams and his chrismas streams with dani was on the 8th page, 4th from the top.

So 25x7= 175 streams plus 3 so assuming each page is a uniform 25, he is officially in the clear??

Time for a vacation for the rest of the year, Nick??

 

[AnOminous]

I'm watching the dec 11 kino casino clip on elb's channel..Is there actually any comedian that makes 'joking being a pedo' a schtick that lasts for months on end? I get that sometimes comedians make jokes of that nature but I always assumed that it's usually a hit and run?

I've rarely seen even other people called "shock jocks" who constantly made jokes about pedophilia, and when they did, it was generally at the expense of the pervert, not pretending to be one. Howard Stern used to rip into Polanski a fair amount and even had a parody song. Stern was sort of the opposite of pre-Balldo Nick, in that while Nick posed as a wholesome family man while privately being a degenerate, Stern was publicly a degenerate while actually being sort of a prude in his private life.

 

[Pomniman]

I'm watching the dec 11 kino casino clip on elb's channel..Is there actually any comedian that makes 'joking being a pedo' a schtick that lasts for months on end? I get that sometimes comedians make jokes of that nature but I always assumed that it's usually a hit and run? They drop it and then change the subject or something? I don't watch stand up comedy at all other than the occasional yt clips/shorts.

Anthony Cumia, though like Vito or mrgirl he wasn't really joking. Opie and Anthony is its own whole bucket of worms.

 

[Anticipointment]

Is there actually any comedian that makes 'joking being a pedo' a schtick that lasts for months on end?

Also, are there any straight comedians who constantly “joke” about being gay?

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

July: 17 streams total (13 night and 4 daytime).

I somehow completely blocked out that Nick did another short trial stream at the end July. In my head, Nick never returned to trial streaming after the Murdaugh ragequit.

Looks like he covered Taylor Schabusiness for 3 1/2 days, missing the initial morning, according to Rumble VODs.

His Day 2, 3, 4 daystreams were 9, 9 and 10 1/2 hours. So impressive length, similar to Rittenhouse and Depp, if only for a short burst.

So at least as of Aug 1st, Nick at the time was able to hammer out a true week of trial streaming if he had to.

Not sure that still holds true today, but my memory at least was wrong.