Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chug Smuckle]

With A.I this shit is only gonna get worse. Remember there are no women on the internet.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

thats insane, they're connected to so many lolcows on the site and their fanbase is responsible for so much content we post here. its like being a Rekieta law fan but not a fan of alcoholism.

I've never known anyone who listened to them. In fact, I've only heard them referenced by another morning show, before they became yet another milquetoast show.

 

[Ghostse]

Do You Know MANdy?

Goddamn son, that's well done.

Also I have to admire this tranny(?)'s hustle and ID'ing some easy coomer marks. They can be last against the wall.

 

[paperwork]

Mandy

future generations will write songs about the autistic supernova of detail and scrutiny in this post, it makes me so happy to have witnessed it. bless.

 

[Neetorino]

in June 2008 it was Mandy from Israel. If this is really is a man, he has been pretending for nearly 16 years

Is it possible Mandy is some old tranny from Israel? But also, how certain are we this is her Steam account?

As for everything else, holy shit that's one big effort post, well done everyone involved.

 

[AltisticRight]

Thank you again to @AltisticRight for providing this analysis.

>You want this job as a lead imaging scientist? What's your accomplishments?
>Sperging about tripods, analysing catfish, and calculating the height of a pig on this Tor forum
>...
>You're hired!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Is it possible Mandy is some old tranny from Israel? But also, how certain are we this is her Steam account?

Mandy gave it out on Locals.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

You know, I get being catfished if you're young and dumb and lonely or whatever, but a married man in his 40s with "the hottest wife ever" is...weird. This went beyond just saying she was hot and post more, it got fucking weird and obsessive.

Oh, he's saying he licks the bottle because you would spill it on the carpet and cleaning the carpet is difficult.
Having drank as much as him after a breakup, including whiskey, at my desk which is in a carpeted area; wtf is he going on about?

Either way, keep drinking nick. Seeing you shake and noticing I had a bit of the shakes one day after heavily drinking really helped me stop drinking as medication.

 

[feral cat #6385]

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Only 4.9 minutes late.

What the actual fuck is this?
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He had "unexpected company" that decided to stay much later than expected, until, at least, 3:30AM. Make of that what you will.

Your Rumble contract might not be available online, but your wife's cunt is available to every drug dealing Nigger in the twin cities. Go drink yourself to death faggot.

Do You Know MANdy?

Not much gets me off these days but when I got to the math section, I shot a huge cum rope that splattered on the ceiling.

Nick's descent into Esoteric Balldoism has apparently been the result of being catfished by a dude.

I mean we already knew he's a faggot so did "she" really have to pretend to be female?

Nick is such a homo he can subconsciously sense MANdy is a man and lusts after it.

Is it possible Mandy is some old tranny from Israel?

Or some sort of glownigger intelligence operation to comp right wing influencers.

 

[jalopy]

I didn't want to include this in the main post because the demonstration is scuffed (I don't really know how to use Blender and the idea is not to be precise, but merely demonstrate the intuition) but in this clip I try to give an example of how insane a 161.1 degree field of view is.

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From Twitter, Cog uses some sort of Motorola, though 3 different models are mentioned: https://twitter.com/GuntHunter1/status/1702685994175058214
They have rear-camera FoVs of around 70 degrees reported in technical specifications.

You can see the vast difference between 70 degrees and 161 degrees.

I have no idea how "Mandy" accomplished this with their phone, but it's what's in the EXIF metadata.

Brilliant post but I'll admit to being confused by one thing. In the EXIF it says there is a focal length of 2.5mm, but you then recalculate it to 0.3mm. Why take the angle as wrote but not the focal length? It doesn't change the math much, 110mm instead of 13mm, but I doubt the Nokia is capable of macro focus at 13mm. 110mm seems a reasonable bottom end of focus for a potato phone.

 

[Pilgrim of Grace]

MANdy

What a wondrous Christmas Example.

Yourself and @AltisticRight are class acts. I would give you both a thousand winner stickers if I could.

 

[Obsul]

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

He simped and drooled over a literal catfish publicly for years.

He probably got into fights with his wife over a man catfishing. Incredible. Fantastic work. Absolute gold.

 

[Bepis]

I would legitimately be on suicide watch if I threw away my streaming career simping for a catfish lel

 

[Breadbassket]

Assume everyone on the Internet is a man until proven otherwise.

 

[Chibitzen]

Can't wait for the implosion when Null covers the catfish on MATI. He has tried to bury the Farms with overly enthusiastic accusations of inaccuracies in the past, but this isn't something his tryhard fans can just ignore once it's out.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I would legitimately be on suicide watch if I threw away my streaming career simping for a catfish lel

I'm going with glownigger OP to destroy Rekieta. His coverage of the Rittenhouse trial, combatting the narrative and what not got the attention of the glowies.

 

[SoggyToeHolster]

The idea of wanting to fuck someone without ever hearing their voice before is a very interesting psychological question.
Reminds me of that turkey test where they remove pieces of a female model to see when the male would stop trying to mate with it. The male would still attempt to mate with a head attached to a wooden dowel.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Do You Know MANdy?

Nigga, I've seen dissertations less detailed than this.

I guess autism does have a silver lining.

 

[feral cat #6385]

The idea of wanting to fuck someone without ever hearing their voice before is a very interesting psychological question.
Reminds me of that turkey test where they remove pieces of a female model to see when the male would stop trying to mate with it. The male would still attempt to mate with a head attached to a wooden dowel.

Did the wooden dowel have a hole in it?

 

[FedPostalService]

Assume everyone on the Internet is a man until proven otherwise.

Even then it’s probably a troon with filters.

There are no women on the internet.