Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Seymour Duncan]

The saddest part is, despite him being trapped in a rapidly decaying prison of flesh, he doesn't care. It would be hell for anyone else, to witness their faculties slip away one by one, but not Jack. As long as he has one arm to stuff his face with, he's perfectly content. If the next stroke takes away his "good" arm, then we might get to see some suffering, as he'll have to wait for Mommy Wife to feed him and she can't be around 24/7.

The apathy is sad enough, but the truly horrible part is that he'd have these moments of clarity about needing to change before he irreversibly damages himself, but he'd just grow impatient, throw a tantrum and settle into his "comfort zone" instead. The P90X and Saebo stroke rehab glove arcs are the worst ones, he genuinely realized he had a problem and actively tried to do something about it, but in classic Jack fashion he'd just kinda try something too little too late, be disappointed with the lack of immediately visible results and just kind of give up with life.

 

[Andoxico]

Happy birthday, Jack, you fat fuck.

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[Bogdandoff]

How often does Jack eat out every week?

 

[Human Butthole]

How often does Jack eat out every week?

Yes

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Actually neither one wants him which is why he keeps surviving these things. It's like how that famous story of two sisters keep regifting that same fruitcake to each other year after year. God stops Jagoff from dying and coming to heaven hoping he sins some more. Satan stops Jagoff from dying and going to hell by having him praise God for his luck and so on. Back and forth it goes.

I can see it now when Jack dies.

Lucifer: He's a True Believer he goes to you.

God: Fuck that he's a gluttonist he goes to you.

God and Lucifer in Unison: Purgatory.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Jacks continued existence is a testament to the resilience of the human body. He has crippled himself almost deliberately, and yet his body persists. Despite all the horrors it has endured, undercooked chickens, nutirentless slop, lack of exercise, etc, this brave machine of meat endures. It will have a breaking point, at which time Jack will then go to be judged at the chili cook cookoff in the sky.

 

[a terminal posture]

Jack goes to the counter next to the terrible Loredo's Tacos to get some fried chicken.
It's all just tenders.
More bitching about prices even though prices seem to be in-line w/ Raising Cane's.
Liked the mac and cheese even though it looked like trash (cheese gud).
Stupid nigger couldn't even be bothered to comment on the chicken tender quality.
Gave it a lower score than Loredo's! (C+)

 

[Guntanator]

He was gimpier than usual in this video I think. When he tries the mac and cheese it looks like he just ate the entire top layer of cheese on that side and nods his head "Cheez gud" before moving on to the next food item.
That one boomer at the beginning who was trying to get into jacks shot gave me a tickle tho.

 

[Sonic T]

Jack goes to the counter next to the terrible Loredo's Tacos to get some fried chicken.
It's all just tenders.
More bitching about prices even though prices seem to be in-line w/ Raising Cane's.
Liked the mac and cheese even though it looked like trash (cheese gud).
Stupid nigger couldn't even be bothered to comment on the chicken tender quality.
Gave it a lower score than Loredo's! (C+)

I wish his bitmoji was a face I could punch IRL. At least the correct arm is working in this thumbnail.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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All he ate was the fucking cheese and that damn tongue action again.

Anybody who took a look at this still and said, "that's how I look" would stop it. But Jagoff is such a mushbrain that he can't conceive of himself being anything other than perfect.

 

[AnOminous]

Anybody who took a look at this still and said, "that's how I look" would stop it. But Jagoff is such a mushbrain that he can't conceive of himself being anything other than perfect.

It looks putrid and absolutely nauseating.

And the cheese doesn't look very good either.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It looks putrid and absolutely nauseating.

And the cheese doesn't look very good either.

Cheap cheese that doesn't melt properly but the same stuff you find in every cheap kitchen.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

I feel that unless you are in the middle of a long arduous roadtrip and making a pitstop at 7 Eleven, the idea of eating at places like Laredo taco and Raise the Roost should never even cross your mind. He actually drove to this place in his hometown and spent 25 dollars there.

 

[desudesu]

Jack goes to the counter next to the terrible Loredo's Tacos to get some fried chicken.
It's all just tenders.
More bitching about prices even though prices seem to be in-line w/ Raising Cane's.
Liked the mac and cheese even though it looked like trash (cheese gud).
Stupid nigger couldn't even be bothered to comment on the chicken tender quality.
Gave it a lower score than Loredo's! (C+)

Fatty also doxed Hammy in the video.
Seems like Hammy went on with her fraudulent non-existent degree (Fatty claimed her "business school" burnt down) to work at CEVA Logistics.




Some more infuriating screens of him contemplating the flavour profiles of shitty fast food while literally dying. Note the dandruff, and his inflamed red skin around his mouth:



And lastly this - pure foodgasm:

 

[toilet_rainbow]

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Out of all the revolting, disgusting Jack recipe abortions, faggot lipped soyfaces, and snake jaw wide tongue action pics that fill this thread, this-- this fucking picture, was the first one to make me impulsively gag for the first time since he made some meat and cheese based abomination that looked like an ejaculating cock. That melted plastic sheet cheese, the blank black shark eyes, that motherfucking fat cow tongue... Absolutely vile.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I feel that unless you are in the middle of a long arduous roadtrip and making a pitstop at 7 Eleven, the idea of eating at places like Laredo taco and Raise the Roost should never even cross your mind. He actually drove to this place in his hometown and spent 25 dollars there.

This is why when you travel I always suggest stopping off at some deli and either grabbing a couple sandwiches to go. Or hit the local supermarket for foods you can eat as you drive. And have a small cooler with ice packs to keep it, and the drinks, fresh.

But that defeats the point. Fatty Doo Doo here just wants fast food because he's an addict and because something something tax write off.

Some more infuriating screens of him contemplating the flavour profiles of shitty fast food while literally dying. Note the dandruff, and his inflamed red skin around his mouth:

It's so retarded when he does that. He can never describe the food properly so why act like he's somehow analyzing every ingredient when his final verdict will simply be "gud".

 

[lindsayfan]

i hope when they have jack's funeral at the lasers-and-fog-machine megachurch run by an isis executioner, there's a long, slowly crossfading montage of these images on the jumbotron set to soothing inspirational music


this guy REALLY has nothing left. and stopped-clock jack is right, 25 bucks for that pile of freezer-burned plastic trash is absurd.

i enjoy how jack tries to act like his white-trash half-dead scooty-puff cross-necklace ass is somehow "above" eating faux-fancy junk food at a chain corner store. jack you are literally the target market for this shit.

"the biscuit's rock hard, as biscuits always are... it might be edible to some of you..."

eid, yttaf, eid

 

[ZipDisk]

In the arms of a forklift, because even the angels declined.

Heat sore in nasty beard.

 

[Fata v3]

Fatty also doxed Hammy in the video.
Seems like Hammy went on with her fraudulent non-existent degree (Fatty claimed her "business school" burnt down) to work at CEVA Logistics.

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Looks like she works in the finance department there. Bit surprised since Ceva is actually a legit large multinational logistics company.