Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nuck did a LOCALS show

- Nick wants to visit Rumble and LOCALS in the next month.

- He might want to make LOCALS the first 30 minutes of the show to be LOCALS instead of afterwards.

- He might change his show from 11 PM central to 7 PM. He used to do 11 PM because of jis children. If he does that, LOCALS might take the 11 PM time slot.

- He blames his children for not daystreaming because they will just not leave him alone no matter how many times they are told. He had freinds visiting this week and tried to have adult discussion about problems in the world (e.g. trafficking, war, etc...) and they kept coming into the room for random things like a glass of water after their bed time.

-- He has been dealing with heavy family things and wants to start the LOCALS series he has promised in the next 2 weeks. He also has seasonal depression and trauma from moving. He has a lot of birthdays and the holidays coming up. His wife is depressed too in December. His help is not as much on-hand either.

- His wife took the son to the early morning activity yesterday, but his daughter had an activity to get to. The guests did not leave until late, and that is why he could not stream yeasterday. Nick will not stream if he cannot do his best or fake it. His guests told him they were leaving 'soon', but they stayed for hours longer.

- He blames his lateness on ADD. He finds things to do before the show. Sometimes it is helping his wife with things bwciase he does not want her to think anything is more important than her. He LOVES doing shows. They help him theraputically. He feels bad when he does not strea..

- Life is so good for hum now. He can just buy hotel rooms for visitors. He will drive them to the hotel if they are sloshed. It is not a flex. He does it becuase his parent taught him yo help people when they can. If anyone ever needs help and he can, he will probably help. He is not bragging; the stories are just telling people how crazy his life ir. He puts way the mustang tomorrow.

- The internet is all wrong about him. He will end up dead and broke tomorrow. People took thr piss out of him for saying non-streamers cannot understand him, but it is true. They cannot understand, and they cannot because most people cannot handle being a streamer.

- He still has plans for LOCALS, he wants to bring 'joy' to the streams. He wants to add value and start soon, but he needs to have motivation to do it. He said he will do the 5k gift and other things, but don't take his word for it. Just wait and see what he does.

- Life has been hard thus last autumn. He might talk about it one day.

- The one thing that would help his mood and resources is the end of his court case.

 

[Thorndyke Special]

We already know how Nick is going to deal with this....

"Guys my Decembers are really CRAZY with holidays and my birthday. My schedule is all messed up so i've got to postpone tonight's stream! I'll try to do a make up stream on Saturday after driving the family around all day."

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The Exif data records the field of view (FoV) as 161.1 degrees.

Clearly that Nokia is a ... visionary.

Jokes aside, top shelf content, really well done. I'm concurring with the consensus (because why link to a random steam profile not yours, if it points to catfishing?):

• anyone who knows how to link to a specific steam profile, is not a tech boomer
• anyone who can play TF2 that long, is not a tech boomer
• anyone with that many hours in TF2, is a dude

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

trauma from moving

What bitch ass claim is this? He moved ONCE, didn't he? He's not some kid whose parents dragged across the globe every year/half year because of their job and never had long lasting friendship.

 

[Pomniman]

In any event, I really hope "Mandy" just fucks off now. Last I saw, she seems to be trying to move onto Sean's fandom. Fortunately, Sean seems a lot smarter and considerably more sober than Rekieta, so I doubt very much he's gonna get sloppy drunk and profess how much he wants to fuck Mandy.

Nah, I hope MANdy shows up at gay 90s in full bondage gear and Nicki gets balldoed by him because that'd be the funnier conclusion.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Maybe the malevolent udders behind this Mandy mask belong to none other than JuJu

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

OMG Himedall your writeups are amazing, I still don't know how you stomach all this.

He had freinds visiting this week and tried to have adult discussion

I thought he had food poisoning? Or maybe these are the excuse why he couldn't stream since then? Shifty ground...

He has been dealing with heavy family things and wants to start the LOCALS series he has promised in the next 2 weeks

He wants to do something soon but then goes on about how busy he'll be because of birthdays, holidays.... he doesn't have short term memory.

He also has seasonal depression and trauma from moving.

Already commented on above, but is he talking about the move from Texas? Dude you were in grade school, and supposedly the trauma was from the cops yelling at your nigga friends. Otherwise what, your move to college? Or the move to Spicer? Or the move across the back yard?

Bitch, please.

His wife is depressed too in December. His help is not as much on-hand either.

When is Kayla not depressed, per her own cocktail of drug descriptions?

Nick will not stream if he cannot do his best or fake it. His guests told him they were leaving 'soon', but they stayed for hours longer.

Oh so this is his best lately? I'd hate to see his worst.

Also, "Hey doofus, my work starts in 10, catch the road, jack."

- The one thing that would help his mood and resources is the end of his court case.

Boy, if only there was some magic way one could come to an agreement with the other party in a civil matter. HMMMMM. Might even save some money.

You know, I wonder if part of the reason the trial is getting to Balldoman so, is because it's the first time he's really having to own up to his own actions.

 

[SargonF00t]

With how fast this thread moves, it is hard to keep up, but I wanted to throw out a thing or two and see what people think.

1. When Rekieta was saying how he gave moral support to Andy during "AIM, AIM, AIM", so doesn't know why Andy would now be criticising him for his drinking, would Rekieta be aware that just a few weeks ago, Andy claimed that a drunk Lady Rackets had put her hand on his cock, in Knoxville?

2. If one can overlook that the above claim is from Warski, hardly a bastion of credibility, what does this say about her being the one interested in swinging, or certainly interested after a few drinks?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Mandy being a a man catfishing Nick means there’s a high chance we see worse than a bottle in Rekieta’s cheeks. We might gaze upon the balldo in all its glory. Do not want.

 

[Captain Manning]

Maybe the malevolent udders behind this Mandy mask belong to none other than JuJu

Nah, it's Vito

He wanted Nick to lust over the "high school pictures," thus giving validity to his own position on men having sex with minors.

Little did he know, all he had to do was ask Nick about American Beauty. Stupid ass Vito. Pedo smarter, not harder, faggot. Lol.

Mandy being a a man catfishing Nick means there’s a high chance we see worse than a bottle in Rekieta’s cheeks. We might gaze upon the balldo in all its glory. Do not want.

Yeah, I mentioned when this was being researched that there is a non-zero chance they have dick pics of Nick and maybe a few other people in Locals.

I also do not want.

 

[AnOminous]

It's showcasing fempyro on your steam page.

This is a very specific stereotypical troon fetish style of art. It's always in this exact format.

There are probably dozens of galleries on deviantart of exactly this shit but here's the first hit:

https://www.deviantart.com/tag/transformationfetish

Troons often have this shit on their social media.

his children . . . freinds visiting this week . . . heavy family things . . . seasonal depression and trauma from moving . . . a lot of birthdays and the holidays coming up. His wife . . . His help . . . his daughter had an activity . . . guests . . . ADD . . . The internet . . . most people cannot handle being a streamer . . . LOCALS . . . Life has been hard . . .his court case. . .

Bla bla bla excuse after excuse after excuse.

You know the one thing this mangy catfished faggot doesn't blame? Himself. The fact that he's soaked in booze every waking moment. "Muh depression. . ." Fuck off faggot then quit incessantly consuming a depressant.

 

[Pomniman]

Bla bla bla excuse after excuse after excuse.

You know the one thing this mangy catfished faggot doesn't blame? Himself. The fact that he's soaked in booze every waking moment. "Muh depression. . ." Fuck off faggot then quit incessantly consuming a depressant.

Like the anorexic teenage girls he imitates he too loves wallowing in performative self-pity.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

With how fast this thread moves, it is hard to keep up, but I wanted to throw out a thing or two and see what people think.

1. When Rekieta was saying how he gave moral support to Andy during "AIM, AIM, AIM", so doesn't know why Andy would now be criticising him for his drinking, would Rekieta be aware that just a few weeks ago, Andy claimed that a drunk Lady Rackets had put her hand on his cock, in Knoxville?

2. If one can overlook that the above claim is from Warski, hardly a bastion of credibility, what does this say about her being the one interested in swinging, or certainly interested after a few drinks?

CRP is another witness to that incident. That's where "slatternly woman" came from, because CRP had called her that from the way she behaved in Knoxville.
He'd be able to retell it if only he wasn't currently being blindfolded in Ukraine with a cigarette in his mouth. Very thunkprovoking, hmm

 

[Poop Shoot]

When is Kayla not depressed, per her own cocktail of drug descriptions?

If I had five kids and was married to Rackets I’d be depressed too. I’m not even shitposting I’m being very honest.

 

[AltisticRight]

Brilliant post but I'll admit to being confused by one thing. In the EXIF it says there is a focal length of 2.5mm, but you then recalculate it to 0.3mm. Why take the angle as wrote but not the focal length? It doesn't change the math much, 110mm instead of 13mm, but I doubt the Nokia is capable of macro focus at 13mm. 110mm seems a reasonable bottom end of focus for a potato phone.

The sensor is tiny and the there's some degree of zooming involved.
Combined with severe downscaling, any out of focus weirdness would appear to be acceptable.

This led me to believe that the lens itself was a something-2.5mm and some degree of zooming was allowed, the Exif simply didn't record it.

Then there's hyperfocal distance which was 0.12m, this means everything 0.12m away is in acceptable focus, which means the focal point is about 6cm away. That's also a reasonable number to be photographing a monitor. The numbers based on using 2.5mm appears to produce something close.

That's when I tried to replicate whatever MAN-d made with my own phone at around 160 FoV and I was able to do it, so I just went with whatever I've calculated.

Chances are, this cheap piece of shit phone doesn't record the camera Exif adequately. Unless someone gets a hold of one and tries it, we're left with a working distance of around 1cm, around 6, or around 11.

Either way, that's a monitor photo. "She" didn't crop anything, so there's zero chances she was holding the phone in reverse.

The Exif also records circle of confusion (coc), I can use that to calculate the working distance differently but that'll involved calculus which I am not in a mood to do right now.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

- He might want to make LOCALS the first 30 minutes of the show to be LOCALS instead of afterwards.

Nick can't handle the transition from youtube to rumble only. He's definitely not gonna be able to slot the first 30 minutes on locals and then open it up to the other platforms.

- He might change his show from 11 PM central to 7 PM. He used to do 11 PM because of jis children. If he does that, LOCALS might take the 11 PM time slot.

- He blames his children for not daystreaming because they will just not leave him alone no matter how many times they are told. He had freinds visiting this week and tried to have adult discussion about problems in the world (e.g. trafficking, war, etc...) and they kept coming into the room for random things like a glass of water after their bed time.

He used to stream at 11 because of his children, presumably so they'd be asleep. But now he's gonna move the show to 7 when his kids are not supposed to be in bed and who he readily admits bother him constantly? This doesn't make sense.

-- He has been dealing with heavy family things and wants to start the LOCALS series he has promised in the next 2 weeks. He also has seasonal depression and trauma from moving. He has a lot of birthdays and the holidays coming up. His wife is depressed too in December

Their life is so fucking hard. He was like 5 when they moved. He doesn't have trauma. That's an excuse he can use for missing shows.

Nick will not stream if he cannot do his best or fake it.

How does he explain this past year then? Certainly wasn't his best work.

- Life is so good for hum now. He can just buy hotel rooms for visitors. He will drive them to the hotel if they are sloshed

So Nick, notorious for getting sloshed, is going to drive people to hotels now? Smart thinking.

- The internet is all wrong about him.

Of course. "It's not me who's wrong, it's the children"

He said he will do the 5k gift and other things, but don't take his word for it. Just wait and see what he does.

Don't hold your breath.

 

[TyrasGuard]

I don't get how they never question it could be a dude behind the screen and even then, you have a perfectly accessible pair of tits at home. Pretending to be a girl to get your way on the Internet is probably one if not THE oldest trick on the book.

People sharing nude pics with people they can't fuck (If you have the ability to go and fuck them just go and fuck them) will forever be a mystery to me. It might as well be some dude sending you porn links. I've never seen nude pics NOT end up with somebody eating shit for it later.

 

[Pomniman]

I don't get how they never question it could be a dude behind the screen and even then, you have a perfectly accessible pair of tits at home. Pretending to be a girl to get your way on the Internet is probably one if not THE oldest trick on the book.

People sharing nude pics with people they can't fuck will forever be a mystery to me. It might as well be some dude sending you porn links. I've never seen nude pics NOT end up with somebody eating shit for it later.

Horny dudes are some of the most retarded motherfuckers on the planet, this is a universal constant. There's a reason "post nut clarity" is a thing. That and for a fag like Nicki the possibility of it secretly being a man probably turns him on in its own way.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I don't get how they never question it could be a dude behind the screen and even then, you have a perfectly accessible pair of tits at home. Pretending to be a girl to get your way on the Internet is probably one if not THE oldest trick on the book.

People sharing nude pics with people they can't fuck will forever be a mystery to me. It might as well be some dude sending you porn links. I've never seen nude pics NOT end up with somebody eating shit for it later.

Yeah, the first rule is if someone won’t voice or video call, they’re a catfish.

This isn’t the 1990’s, it doesn’t cost anything to voice or video call and people who claim to lack the equipment, it’s like “ok then you’re probably not in an actual developed country.”

Doesn’t matter if it’s true that they don’t have the equipment or they do or whatever, all paths lead back to the conclusion that you’re getting scammed

 

[AltisticRight]

the focal length calculation in the OP might disagree with the EXIF reported focal length because OP assumes the original image was 8 MP, when it could have been taken with a 2 MP secondary camera. Still a picture of a monitor, though.

I think you're right. There's a secondary camera which I assumed was the selfie camera. If these numbers are used, then both the focal length of 2.5mm and the hyperfocal distance of 120mm which places the subject around 60mm (bit over 2 inches) in front of the sensor makes sense.

I need to get somewhere, I'll check out the full Exif later and issue a correction.

Front camera sensor:5 MP
Number of rear cameras:2 pc
Rear camera 1:
Main Camera
Rear camera 1 sensor:8 MP
Rear camera 2 sensor:2 MP

Edit: I cannot find any information on the wide angle whatsoever, all the sites list it as having 2 main cameras, 8+2MP and the Exif I can find only records that of the 8MP sensor. My guess is even with the wider secondary camera, the Exif of the main one gets tossed in. If someone has one, feel free to take two sample photos and share them with me. Remove the GPS information if you're worried, this can be done with any online Exif editing tool.