Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Magic cards are extremely easy to flip with sites like tcgplayer.com. However, Boogie for some reason decided that instead of listing them at-price online and losing 10-12% in fees/shipping costs he is going to sell them IRL for half their worth to a card store he goes to.
Yes and no. If he were to sell them to TCGplayer itself, he would be selling them for buylist prices, which are usually only slightly higher than what a store will offer. If he were to sell them through TCGplayer as a marketplace, he would pay a small fee - but the risk is that some of the more-expensive cards (dual lands, cradles, etc) are still hundreds of dollars, and not infrequently go missing in the mail or have the buyer feigning ignorance.

There's always something of a risk with anything that involves shipping. This is what allows stores and collectors vis a vis Alpha Investments to pick up extremely expensive cards on the cheaper side, as dealing with someone reliable is often worth the haircut for people who are selling them off. However, these kinds of sell-offs are also usually done... with something in mind. Buying a house. Having a child. Buying a car. Financing a move, etc. etc. Boogie would be selling them because he refuses to sell a house he can't afford. In his mind, he'll always be able to fleece just enough to get by, so he'd may as well wait for their price to increase before he flips them.

Which leads me to why I don't think the cards have sentimental value for him. Most magic cards are worthless. The vast majority of them aren't even worth a dime. There's almost no point in selling bulk cards like this, and if you want sentimental value - there you go. Or you hold on to one or two expensive cards that you have memories with, or maybe even a whole deck. That's not what his case is. See, in MTG, there was a huge boom in 2020-2021 due to Cryptoretards "diversifying" into collectibles. You know, instead of investing in index funds or stocks, they decided that buying up collectibles would send them to the moon. Not dissimilar from that retarded obsession with grading old video games, the price of MTG reserved-list cards (they will never be reprinted, so the promise from WOTC goes) spiked dramatically over the course of 2 years, which meant easy returns (that weren't classified as investments) for the people who had large positions of them.

The cards that Boogie was trying to sell off in the video are all reserved list. RL cards see play in effectively 3 formats of the game, and all 3 of them frequently allow for proxies owing to just how expensive the cards are. I doubt he uses them in decks; I doubt he has sentimental attachment. I suspect he "diversified" his crypto by buying up all these cards that were going to the moon, and have since shed hundreds of dollars from their price peaks. Here's an example: Cradle was a $300 card for a long long time. It spiked to over $800 in the great frenzy, but has dropped several hundred since. At buylist prices, we're looking at maybe being able to turn them in for $5-600, if that. Given the time-frame of when Boogie thought he was financially successful, it seems like he probably shelled out at the high and is poised to break even (not even, given inflation) or take a haircut.

For you or I, that actually doesn't seem like a terrible deal: an investment shit out, but you're taking a dollar on the dollar, or even maybe 90c on the dollar. Could be a lot worse. For Boogie, this was likely part of his grand, ingenious, infallible financial strategy and by jove he'll be rewarded for his diamond hands by collectibles somehow spiking in a global interest rate spike and market correction.
 
Boogie reverts to toxic covert narcissism in T-10...9...


Does Boogie think constantly referring to himself "breaking character" will mean people will perceive him as a serious artist and performer as opposed to an obese, crusty human tumor?
At this point he's breaking character so often it's probably safer to just assume he has undiagnosed BPD
 
See, in MTG, there was a huge boom in 2020-2021 due to Cryptoretards "diversifying" into collectibles.
Remember Mt. Gox, in its day the exchange handling the majority of Bitcoin transactions (before going belly-up in a massive loss/theft of Bitcoin)? It started as MTGOx, that is, an exchange for selling Magic: the Gathering Online cards.
 
Remember Mt. Gox, in its day the exchange handling the majority of Bitcoin transactions (before going belly-up in a massive loss/theft of Bitcoin)? It started as MTGOx, that is, an exchange for selling Magic: the Gathering Online cards.
Oh, that's funny. Kindof a bizarre market for them to get into, too - MTGO being an online client confuses a lot of people. There's no way to enter in cards you have in real life to the online client, nor vice-versa. There's also no reserved list. It's a very niche program where you still have to buy cards, most staples (even for formats like Vintage / Legacy, which cost thousands to play in paper) are stupidly cheap, but there is absolutely zero return long-long run. The moment those servers go down, every card is rendered worthless - so it's a rush to sell what you don't need the moment you don't need it. There are tons and tons of bots that take care of automated trade, and even 'rental' programs owing to the fact that people don't want to spend money on shit that isn't real and that they may never be able to even remotely cash out of.

In short, boogie is fat and the world will be a better place when he dies and donates his revised duals to the wood nymph he groomed.
 
Lmao. Man, what a fucking retard. Caleb was actually quite reasonable, like a doctor telling you what you need to know. In now way was he an asshole. In fact, he was far too lenient on boogie as far as I'm concerned. Of course someone calling you a pedophile seems like it's uncalled for, but I don't go around telling others publicly that you're a dumbass for believing I bought a Tesla and shitting on you. So yeah, fuck you boogie.
 
Always remember that if it seems like Boogie is a piece of shit, it is just because he's playing a character to make you think he's a piece of shit, and he only does this every day publicly, but in real life is a nice guy.

How can you guys think that someone like Saint Boogie the hooker fiend would crudely brag about defiling fresh out of high school virgins? He was playing his R. Kelly character, you dumb fuck!
 
"WOW GUYS!!!!" :story:

It's almost like this was what he was supposed to do with it in the first place 🙃 except now it's just his rambling series but longer with zero effort compared to what the original Power of the Internet podcast was supposed to be!

I truly can't deal with this fat fuck. Holy shit.

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>not spending 3600/month on candles
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This is not helped by the fact that we saw in the documentary, he doesn't list the cards himself, since that requires too much work. He drives on down to the local game shop and accepts half-value for them since he's too fucking spineless to negotiate at all and too desperate to get them to pound sand. And I distinctly recall a point where the owner tells them that the cards he's trying to sell have dropped in price, meaning either Boogie got swindled hard or he's not checking current prices nearly as often as he should. I love friendly local game shops as much as the next guy, but every one I've known that stays in business had some absolute sharks behind the counter. Works out well for me, some people's cardboard crack addictions pays for a spot where I can easily find other needs into tabletop.
Those were dual lands which dropped hard because they reprinted them, which was telegraphed hard and was a major deal since wizard violated the reserved list of cards to never reprint so as to not crash the market, they're also reprinted in a non tournament legal format which gives you the worst of both worlds tanking the price from speculator panic over collector valuation and lack of interest in dual lands except for people actually playing the legal ones

Tldr boogie is a fucking retard nigger that would buy stocks in buggy whips and isabad crane himself through the automotive age
 
"WOW GUYS!!!!" :story:

It's almost like this was what he was supposed to do with it in the first place 🙃 except now it's just his rambling series but longer with zero effort compared to what the original Power of the Internet podcast was supposed to be!

I truly can't deal with this fat fuck. Holy shit.

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This guy is such a major faggot. I can't stress that enough.

This year alone he has:

- Made rambling vids "members only"
- Made them public again
- Started doing them "once at the start of each month"
- Is now doing them once a week in his Power of the Internet Podcast which was meant to be a platform to interview other creators

He sticks to these changes like he sticks to a diet. He feigns shock that the video did so well, yet it's tracking for the same view counts as his last few videos (20K):story:

This whole character excuse has now gotten out of control. Usually he kept that retarded claim relatively under wraps, but now it's his latest excuse for everything. Essentially anytime Boogie makes a take that people agree with, that's the real Boogie. Any time Boogie says something that is perceived as retarded, that's him in character! This guy turns 50 in under a year.

Caleb calls Boogie's gf a child, he responds with "that's fair" but next minute he's retweeting Caleb over the same tweet telling him to go fuck himself LOL. He says he's being an asshole character but then he deletes the tweets? He is such a spineless loser.

The mental gymnastics are at an all time high with Boogie when he has no idea what to do to deflect criticism. I am nearly at the end of his audit video with Caleb and Boogie is treating his appearance as a way to make excuses / highlight every single major controversy he's been involved in. What the actual fuck does the rapists and nazis meltdown have to do with you pissing your money away on whores and +$30 of fast food per day? God, he listens to nothing Caleb says and just wants him to finish talking so he can read off one of his many pre-rehearsed stories / excuses. You can literally tell any time he's doing it. It's fucken weird. You can tell he thinks about these stories 24/7.
 
The cringe yo-yo bullshit this fatass pulls all the time is exactly why I refuse to believe any of his edgy asshole behavior was Boogie being "mask off". Assuming he ever had a spine, it dissolved into nothing a long time ago. He's a whiny bitch who can't back anything he ever says, to the point that he acts like a simpering loser even with a loaded gun in his hand. He's too much of a coward for this big ol' meanie act of his to be anything but that.

You can't be mask off when you have no personality beyond being a fat retard who salivates over teenagers and gets big mad that women won't fuck him and baby him. He stands for nothing, but we shouldn't be surprised, because this fat idiot can't even stand to go to the bathroom without breaking his ankle.

Did I mention Boogie is also fat?
 
The mental gymnastics are at an all time high with Boogie when he has no idea what to do to deflect criticism.
There is one thing Boogie can do to deflect all criticism.

He can fucking DIE.

Sure we'd piss and shit on his grave a couple times, but then he would be completely forgotten.

All criticism would be gone, though.

So do it Boogie. Just DIE already.
 
Late post, but the whole "I wanted to buy a Tesla and convert it into a DeLorean facsimile"(totally on advice of a car museum, yeah right) story Fatty came up with just sounded like bullshit to me.

I asked some local petrolheads I know about the feasibility of attempting this and the general consensus was that it was a really fucking stupid idea because you'd have to permanently expose part of the Tesla's battery pack.

One old guy said the Tesla shape was all wrong - the DeLorean lookalikes he's built were all based on 80s Mitsubishi bodywork.

As there aren't many Teslas here(only one of the guys I spoke to had previously done conversions on them), are there any US car culture guys ITT who can inform us on how feasible a Tesla to DeLorean lookalike conversion would be?
 
Caleb calls Boogie's gf a child, he responds with "that's fair"
Watching this episode I thought would make a great drinking game, something like: take a drink every time Boogie says 'That's fair', 'That's true', or otherwise agrees with Caleb in spite of his previous documented behaviour. Finish your drink entirely if he brings up one of his famous dramas.
 
Late post, but the whole "I wanted to buy a Tesla and convert it into a DeLorean facsimile"(totally on advice of a car museum, yeah right) story Fatty came up with just sounded like bullshit to me.

I asked some local petrolheads I know about the feasibility of attempting this and the general consensus was that it was a really fucking stupid idea because you'd have to permanently expose part of the Tesla's battery pack.

One old guy said the Tesla shape was all wrong - the DeLorean lookalikes he's built were all based on 80s Mitsubishi bodywork.

As there aren't many Teslas here(only one of the guys I spoke to had previously done conversions on them), are there any US car culture guys ITT who can inform us on how feasible a Tesla to DeLorean lookalike conversion would be?
He stole this idea from someone else, i cant remember now exactly where but someone said they wanted to do it and boogie adopted it as his own.

The same way his "i didnt kill myself because i looked at my dog" he stole that from Ricky Gervais Afterlife show that was on at the time and he was watching. He literally forgets that he steals stories and becomes cannon to him because he tells the lies so many times. I havent done a deep dive on the afterlife dog thing but im certain if you find mention off when he started telling that he didnt kill himself because of sammy only started around the time he was watching it when it came out on netflix.
 
In his latest "podcast"

- Boogie says he rarely brings down the veil to reveal he's playing a character.

- He says he thinks too many people fall for the character (If Boogie is a character then it's reasonable to bring all his rape/molestation claims as only happening to his character and not Steven, same with his draw my life).

- He says one of the first things Caleb did was ask about the Tesla, and Boogie says "it was a bit, man" like wtf, you said you BOUGHT a tesla, not everyone is going to pay the utmost attention to your twitter to read it was only a down payment. "I played the bit, front page of reddit; I leaned into it"

- Feels like the podcast gives him a space to fix his issues,

- He mentions Andy Kaufman a-fucking-gain, Jesus Christ, I'll never be able to enjoy Taxi without thinking about this fat faggot every time Andy is on screen.

This is really the only semi-interesting shit he says in 50 minutes. Who wants to bet this podcast doesn't even make it 3 more episodes? I give it 1 more before another hiatus.
 
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