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[Breadbear]

This is going to be the weirdest fucking post I've ever had to make. I didn't want to make this post but I'm genuinely at my wits end. So on to the issue Ever since T, I've noticed that..it's harder to Wipe myself clean. Yeah. Gross I know. But it's at the point where l have to wipe so much that the backend is RAW AND Bleeding. I wish l was joking. I've wiped and wiped and thought was clean only to discover MF SKID MARKS. I AM DiSGUSTED WITH MY B0DY RN. I thought maybe it was just my disgusting amount of ass hair that T has "blessed" me with but no, it seems to be an issue with the actual exit I don't even go to the bathroom more than I did pre-t but somehow l've become raw from wiping anyhow. Has anyone else dealt with this shit? my cis bf don't got advice. Prolly just need a bidet but if have to go at Work it's an issue. (God wish this was a troll post but it's not yall )

Wet wipes, bitch, quit being disgusting.

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I'm thinking of moving to some nice third world country where you can live of 500$ a month and make a few "homeless troon gibs"-accounts and retire.
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How tf do you get "almost abused" by a landlord.

 

[quackrock]

How tf do you get "almost abused" by a landlord.

Sounds like a consequence of almost paying rent.

 

[Safir]

Tranny youtuber Sophie from Mars has been raping other trannies and burning them witth cigarettes (sorry I couldn't find a thread for him / general thread so I post it here)

One of the victims is aliceavizandum who came out as pro troon child pimping.

I don't believe it. "Alice Avizandum" is a masochist troon who's extensively posted about his various fantasies of getting raped, beaten, and otherwise violated (he even converted to Islam hoping he'll get beaten the way he thinks Muslim women do), and decried the lack of sadists who would be willing to inflict it on him (he says an overwhelming majority of troons are masochists). This is most certainly troons ganging up on and cancelling one of their own ("Sophie") because, conveniently, what they consented to horrifies normies and he didn't have consent forms in triplicate.

TiF is suicidal and vents to another TiF about this. Gets misgendered called a teenage girl by the TiF.

That wasn't a misgendering! The other pooner conscientiously warned the suicide-baiter that if she does it, she will be misgendered and buried under her "deadname". Which is true, and may even be helpful at preventing suicides, as common bullshit motivations for teenage suicide are (1) getting eulogized as stunning and brave and (2) showing one's true worth to the neglectful relatives and acquaintances and causing them heartbreak.

 

[Crusty Old Sock]

I'm totally agnostic on the likelihood of actual abuse having occurred. I just want them both shot in the back of the head.

 

[Procrastinhater]

he even converted to Islam hoping he'll get beaten the way he thinks Muslim women do

If he wants the authentic experience he just has to take the AGP road show on tour to Saudi Arabia, preferably attempt to get into Mecca during Hajj.
Or Yemen.
I'm sure if he goes to Yemen wearing his spinny skirt and cat ears he'll get the true Muslim beating he always dreamed of.

 

[Crusty Old Sock]

If he wants the authentic experience he just has to take the AGP road show on tour to Saudi Arabia, preferably attempt to get into Mecca during Hajj.
Or Yemen.
I'm sure if he goes to Yemen wearing his spinny skirt and cat ears he'll get the true Muslim beating he always dreamed of.

I will personally pay for his ticket on an Israeli cargo ship.

 

[batteredpancakes]

That wasn't a misgendering! The other pooner conscientiously warned the suicide-baiter that if she does it, she will be misgendered and buried under her "deadname". Which is true, and may even be helpful at preventing suicides, as common bullshit motivations for teenage suicide are (1) getting eulogized as stunning and brave and (2) showing one's true worth to the neglectful relatives and acquaintances and causing them heartbreak.

To sane people yes. But these people think any recognition of their original sex is misgendering and an act of transphobia.
They want to erase any existence of their former selves so acknowledging that they were female even in the past is heresy.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

His kinks:

Holy shit, there’s something deeply fucking funny and inherently insane that waxing, cuckolding, gangbangs, whipping, oh that’s all fine, gold star, tie me up, step on my balls, sound my nuts. Don’t kink shame love is love.

But if someone’s like “I’m just gonna lie down and not move teehee” or “call me the N word” it’s a hard line.

Maybe it’s because we’re all so far away from these kinks we can’t see the nuanced difference between someone who wants to pretend their partners fucking dead, or an anthropomorphic fox, or that it’s 1820 on the farm but goddammit can they really afford to be choosy? Aren’t you all past the “possibly axe murderer” line once your into pissing on people you tied up?

“Alright, I’ll be the Phillipino migrant, you be the 1920s mobster. Push me in the water and then cover me in cement, then roll me up like a gyro and feed me to the nearest Gardervoir”.

Uh, yeah you like that you fuckin uh, zoot suiter

“Yeah this isn’t going to work, that’s an orange flag, next absolute fuckin degenerate, read the operators manual next time”

 

[Vampirella]

Holy shit, there’s something deeply fucking funny and inherently insane that waxing, cuckolding, gangbangs, whipping, oh that’s all fine, gold star, tie me up, step on my balls, sound my nuts. Don’t kink shame love is love.

But if someone’s like “I’m just gonna lie down and not move teehee” or “call me the N word” it’s a hard line.

Maybe it’s because we’re all so far away from these kinks we can’t see the nuanced difference between someone who wants to pretend their partners fucking dead, or an anthropomorphic fox, or that it’s 1820 on the farm but goddammit can they really afford to be choosy? Aren’t you all past the “possibly axe murderer” line once your into pissing on people you tied up?

“Alright, I’ll be the Phillipino migrant, you be the 1920s mobster. Push me in the water and then cover me in cement, then roll me up like a gyro and feed me to the nearest Gardervoir”.

Uh, yeah you like that you fuckin uh, zoot suiter

“Yeah this isn’t going to work, that’s an orange flag, next absolute fuckin degenerate, read the operators manual next time”

Fucker needs 50 billion things going on in the bedroom to get off, how bad are his blue balls. Maybe that's why he wants to cut them off.

 

[Fapcop]

There is, like, LITERALLY a 0% chance that this was written by "a cis dude", or whatever, oh my god. Like, you know what I mean? How you can just, like, tell?

Some pooners are so close to figuring it out. You know who else feels invisible and objectified and gets no support from the community? I'll give you a hint. They have two X chromosomes.

Come on king… Don’t you often hang with your dudes, and strike up a conversation about misandry and its effects on the transbros? And how it’s unacceptable that cool trans dudes get babied and aren’t seen for the Dudeley men they are?

 

[melty]

Fucker needs 50 billion things going on in the bedroom to get off, how bad are his blue balls. Maybe that's why he wants to cut them off.

When I see a ten page kink list I automatically assume that person doesn't get laid much. That shit's for the terminally online that nobody wants to touch.

 

[Crusty Old Sock]

It's fuckless shut-ins who experience their sexuality entirely through porn who develop extensive lists of fetishes. Mentally replace the entire thing with "I do not fuck".

 

[AfghanBlue]

Holy shit, there’s something deeply fucking funny and inherently insane that waxing, cuckolding, gangbangs, whipping, oh that’s all fine, gold star, tie me up, step on my balls, sound my nuts. Don’t kink shame love is love.

But if someone’s like “I’m just gonna lie down and not move teehee” or “call me the N word” it’s a hard line.

Maybe it’s because we’re all so far away from these kinks we can’t see the nuanced difference between someone who wants to pretend their partners fucking dead, or an anthropomorphic fox, or that it’s 1820 on the farm but goddammit can they really afford to be choosy? Aren’t you all past the “possibly axe murderer” line once your into pissing on people you tied up?

“Alright, I’ll be the Phillipino migrant, you be the 1920s mobster. Push me in the water and then cover me in cement, then roll me up like a gyro and feed me to the nearest Gardervoir”.

Uh, yeah you like that you fuckin uh, zoot suiter

“Yeah this isn’t going to work, that’s an orange flag, next absolute fuckin degenerate, read the operators manual next time”

i assumed, and probably so did he, that it meant fucking real corpses/animals. Lol .
(that list was very annoying to read, i kept having to refer back to the key. i am tarded, though. what did come out loud and clear, and got a laugh from me, was open to a lot of things, indiferent even, but strictly, NO POONERS. NO ROADKILL, NO POONERS )

 

[Fields Of Rye]

i assumed, and probably so did he, that it meant fucking real corpses/animals. Lol .
(that list was very annoying to read, i kept having to refer back to the key. i am tarded, though. what did come out loud and clear, and got a laugh from me, was open to a lot of things, indiferent even, but strictly, NO POONERS. NO ROADKILL, NO POONERS )

Yeah but see, I don't see anything for like, "Beast play" or whatever deranged term they'd call it so I wouldn't assume they'd skip that but include dog fucking. It reeks more like ERP, which is a whole different level of sad and depraved.

Just imagine being some sad, horny, equally fucked up dude going "ah no don't tie me up haha, don't slather me in peanut butter ahahaha, don't make my wife and kid watch ahahahaha for over an hour on IRC only to be told that in the end, the pack of feral pozzed dickwolves would only lick the peanut butter off then leave, and this is after you like, shuffles deck described his nuts getting crushed by a freight train.

I'm now on the side of the "never laid" team. This is the kind of sheet you'd make if you doing artistic comissions, and in some way whatever he's done to his sexuality is it's own highly abstract piece of work.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Another man that left his wife for agp fetish:
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Link: https://www.reddit.com/u/Apprehensive-Play255/s/EieFJ0vPop
Archive: https://ghostarchive.org/archive/koNjV
Sissy femdom degenerate
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His kinks:
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Spoiler: NSFW

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“She decided to end the relationship since she is only attracted to men.” Yeah, I’m sure she told you that’s why. Or maybe she didn’t, she just got sick of his coomer bullshit and he pretends that’s just him “discovering his true self” so it’s not really about wanking.

I have yet to hear an explanation for how trans women, who were totally always women and had female minds and souls and personalities, somehow managed to attract heterosexual women.

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

“She decided to end the relationship since she is only attracted to men.” Yeah, I’m sure she told you that’s why. Or maybe she didn’t, she just got sick of his coomer bullshit and he pretends that’s just him “discovering his true self” so it’s not really about wanking.

I have yet to hear an explanation for how trans women, who were totally always women and had female minds and souls and personalities, somehow managed to attract heterosexual women.

As a practicing somewhat serially monogamous heterosexual I have learned a few things: Women want someone their girlfriends won't judge openly and blatantly (and that is all you can hope for), and who can prefreably grill nice with the husbands of her friends. Or whatever men do. And they should in turn leave the wives alone, not try to be part of their gang.
Ok, you might be able to fit a troon husband into a marriage, but it must be near impossible for anyone who isn't either a homeless narcosexual or an excentric billionaire to fit one into your social life.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

I dunno, AGPs are appalling. I would rather be alone at 45 with three cats than live with one.

I’ve seen those videos where the women pretend to be happy, smiling and putting makeup on these freaks. These are the super pozzed AWFLs who know they’re supposed to think their partners are stunning and brave. But it’s just not how the female brain is wired imo. No woman can be happy with or respect a man acting like this.

But yes actual female socialization will have them tell their husbands that they “aren’t gay”.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Also a weird equivilancy to draw since the point of the sissy hypno fetish is that the...reciever? Receptacle? Finds having femininity forced upon them degrading/humiliating. So this Real Boy finds behaving in what he, erroneously, thinks is a masculine way is degrading?

sorry for dragging this back up but I've noticed a lot of pooners enjoy misgendering. "breed me"/"force my gender upon me", stuff like that.
Both pooners and the troons who are into sissy (a lot of them) find feminity to be something you aspire to AVOID. Breaking gender gaps as a True and Honest woman while also embracing that you are a woman isn't enough for these psychos. They hate themselves so deeply and see womanhood as the worst possible thing in life, so they reject it (pooners) or want it forced upon them (troons)

I'm not a psychologist and I'm fairly sure you'd be kicked out if someone did a study on this, but I'm very interested in seeing hard data on how big a percentage of trannies are like this. The pink pilling Keffals-type tranny who gets off on forcing little boys to be castrated or the pooner who hates everything about herself because she's a woman and society(in her head anyway) has taught her that women are the lowest class citizens but secretly wants what other girls have - breasts, curves, the ability to bear children, the lack of physical strength that the fairer sex don't have compared to men etc.

Blahblahblah I'm trying to avoid saying "muh patriarchy" because I genuinely don't believe in that radical feminist brain cancer.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

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sorry for dragging this back up but I've noticed a lot of pooners enjoy misgendering. "breed me"/"force my gender upon me", stuff like that.
Both pooners and the troons who are into sissy (a lot of them) find feminity to be something you aspire to AVOID. Breaking gender gaps as a True and Honest woman while also embracing that you are a woman isn't enough for these psychos. They hate themselves so deeply and see womanhood as the worst possible thing in life, so they reject it (pooners) or want it forced upon them (troons)

I'm not a psychologist and I'm fairly sure you'd be kicked out if someone did a study on this, but I'm very interested in seeing hard data on how big a percentage of trannies are like this. The pink pilling Keffals-type tranny who gets off on forcing little boys to be castrated or the pooner who hates everything about herself because she's a woman and society(in her head anyway) has taught her that women are the lowest class citizens but secretly wants what other girls have - breasts, curves, the ability to bear children, the lack of physical strength that the fairer sex don't have compared to men etc.

Blahblahblah I'm trying to avoid saying "muh patriarchy" because I genuinely don't believe in that radical feminist brain cancer.

It’s like during the Evergreen freak outs.

Most people assumed these were spoiled children who had never been told “no” and given everything they ever wanted.
But I dug around and one of the “trans femme” leaders of the protests had been in and out of care homes throughout his life because his mother never had food in the house and burned him with cigarettes and other acts of horrific abuse.

This, I imagine, is not uncommon for troons. Mary Eberstadt has said growing up in broken homes is what a lot of young people are actually angry about, but their pozzed up brains blame it on “heteronormative culture” or “the kyriarchy” or whatever the fuck.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

They hate themselves so deeply and see womanhood as the worst possible thing in life, so they reject it (pooners) or want it forced upon them (troons

I can only theorize about the Troon side of things, but under the AGP model it’s more about constantly picturing themselves as the girl getting raped in the porn they are viewing (as compared to the rapist) until it eventually crystallizes and bursts out of their skull. Now they cut off their dick and no one wants to fuck them.

Underneath the “uwu breed me” is an extremely thin shell of “no one ever wanted to fuck me, how do I change that” and then they followed their porn sick instincts.

Saying they hate womanhood is giving them too much credit. It’s purely a porn sick conception of women defined by male aggression. There’s too little of a paper shell there to hate.