StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

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Kid Named Rocket said:
Why is this thread full of schizos thinking that some hippie stoner avatarfagging as a cartoon owl actually means that he made a deal with the devil? Is /x/ leaking? Does someone ned to take their meds?
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Kiwifarms got a lot of insane fundies and femiturds in the last year.

Jewish fairy tails aren't real. Neiter is Santa or the easter bunny.

Tl,dr, Styx is an edgelord lolbert and can't cast fireball on you. It is all just older Sonichu and curse-ye-hamehas.

His life gets to the shitter, he does more insane DA MERGE ... I mean DA SUMMO-ENING sperges. Especially if he is taking drugs, lol.

I won't be surprised if he'll swap bodies with his owl gay waifu or rename his shed the SATANCHU TEMPLE.
 
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King Metalia said:
How did Tarl go from the CIA to a fucking gay owl demon? Also why the hell is he tweeting about Stolas in the first place?
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As others have noted, he's repeatedly talked about how he "saw" Stolas on a wall as a child in some fever dream or something and later talked about forming a pact with him or some such. As a self-proclaimed "occultist" he's edited and sold public domain versions of books about things like this including the Ars Goetia which gives instructions on how to summon demons and what each one can supposedly use its powers to give its supplicant. It's fair to say he's a retarded faggot and you don't believe any of it, but Tarl himself unironically believes in demons and thinks he has a direct connection to this one in particular. He's sort of like a slightly more educated King Cobra, really.
 
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Male Idiot said:
Kiwifarms got a lot of insane fundies and femiturds in the last year.

Jewish fairy tails aren't real. Neiter is Santa or the easter bunny.

Tl,dr, Styx is an edgelord lolbert and can't cast fireball on you.
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Half of the my fellow internet "christians" sound so fucking gay being afraid of the king of all loser's little pet owls. Styx is a 90lb turbosperg who's Sonichu is a cartoon from Helluva Boss. He's not summoning hell shadows or endangering anyone because he is a bitchmade nigga who believes in magic.

It's SJW level nonsense hand-wringing because some societal reject insists he met a ghost bird that's empowering him to stream on rumble or something. Just as lame as falling to your knees in quivering recognition of SYSTEMIC TRANSPHOBIAAAAAAA.
 
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Shek$il said:
Half of the my fellow internet "christians" sound so fucking gay being afraid of the king of all loser's little pet owls. Styx is a 90lb turbosperg who's Sonichu is a cartoon from Helluva Boss. He's not summoning hell shadows or endangering anyone because he is a bitchmade nigga who believes in magic.

It's SJW level nonsense hand-wringing because some societal reject insists he met a ghost bird that's empowering him to stream on rumble or something. Just as lame as falling to your knees in quivering recognition of SYSTEMIC TRANSPHOBIAAAAAAA.
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I fully support bullying satanists because they are edgelords, and with enough meth they may knife a kid or something for their imaginary South Park side character. But a youtuber with a furry cartoon owl? Come on.

Father Fornicatio said:
So we can expect him trooning out soon?.
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I would expect him to come out as trans-species and owl. What a hoot that would be....
 
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afounder said:
Being a longtime fan of Styx, it's strange that he's been acting strange and tight-lipped in the last few days.

I suspect that either his wife cucked him and he left in a fit of rage, or he got deported from the country for some reason.
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It could always be the first leading up to the second. Bonus funny points if his weed dealer was the bull.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Am I wrong in thinking Styx doesn't really qualify as a full on lolcow? He's an eccentric for sure and most likely on the spectrum but the most cowish behavior he has is arguing with people on twitter. The dude is married with children. He has his life together shockingly well for a long haired former stoner. I just don't see enough lolcow qualities for him to qualify. The core quality traits of a cow are lack of self awareness, inability to learn from past mistakes and inability to step away from the internet when you are making a fool of yourself.
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He’s a lolcow out of appearance sake. A “diet lolcow” perhaps. Does anyone have a legit axe to grind with Styx, he’s just innately funny.
 
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I would say he is a borderline cow but if he keeps sperging about the mafia and hitmen he might go full on cow. What is weird is he made a video a few days before all this started talking about how his daughter slept in late so he had to film in that shed or whatever it was. Whatever happened seemed to be quick and severe to jump back to the US while getting hammered on a plane and sperging out on Twitter.
 
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Beautiful Border said:
It's a character from a cartoon called Helluva Boss. That's what makes him claiming to have summoned it such premium comedy, it's like claiming to have summoned Spongebob
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It's originally from a 17th century demon summoning manual. He's just using the gay cartoon version in tweets now because he's the kind of fag who thinks that's funny.
 
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Kid Named Rocket said:
Why is this thread full of schizos thinking that some hippie stoner avatarfagging as a cartoon owl actually means that he made a deal with the devil? Is /x/ leaking? Does someone ned to take their meds?
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Male Idiot said:
Kiwifarms got a lot of insane fundies and femiturds in the last year.

Jewish fairy tails aren't real. Neiter is Santa or the easter bunny.

Tl,dr, Styx is an edgelord lolbert and can't cast fireball on you. It is all just older Sonichu and curse-ye-hamehas.

His life gets to the shitter, he does more insane DA MERGE ... I mean DA SUMMO-ENING sperges. Especially if he is taking drugs, lol.

I won't be surprised if he'll swap bodies with his owl gay waifu or rename his shed the SATANCHU TEMPLE.
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it seems /pol/ is leaking into kiwifarms we have anime avatar faggots saying jewish fairy tales like the guy who is an occultist is just joking about it you people drive me nuts and are more insufferable than fedora faggot redditors
 
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A reminder that Styx was already beefing with no-name fatasses such as PPP prior to this arc

Last I recall, Styx was never the type to willingly engage in drama but over the past year and a half (haven’t kept up much with Styx’s lore) he sent scat porn to Ghost Politics and quite recently he’s responding to his own “Alogs” and “haydurz”. Clearly he’s on substances because his very behavior has suddenly changed.
 
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Lot of people that don't know Styx lore hopping in. He himself has multiple times claimed that he has a connection/contract with Stolas.
Stolas is a spirit from Ars Goetia, not a fursona.
But just ignore all that gay occult shit and focus on the facts:

>Styx starts vagueposting about being threatened by a drug dealer
>Talked about "one exes connections" being difficult
>Last videos from Netherlands are from the cuck shed
>Gets on plane to USA leaving wife and child behind
>Gets wasted on the plane after several years of sobriety
>Unhinged posts about buying guns, mafia and "calling the cavalry" if needed
>Possible missing wedding ring
>Looking for ISPs long term in the USA

Speculation: He had some quarrel his with wife. Either he or the wife relapsed to drugs, a drug dealer was involved and Styx flew back to the States.
 
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Alright, everyone
I'm back in the United States
It turns out marrying a youtuber was a bad idea, she cucked me with some immigrant coke dealer
I called the guy a shitfuck and got the hell out of there
Then I got wasted on the plane ride back
Now I've summoned my gay owl demon to do my bidding
I'm also in contact with the Vermont mafia
So basically these people are fucked
That's about all, peace out
 
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