Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TexOffender]

The affiliate link thing had me spitting out my coffee. Everything else:
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(Never noticed the janky fucking British teeth on the deviant rating until I made it an approximately 500+ pixel transparency.)

For the longest time i thought that was a chili pepper lol

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Sounds like Nick is now reduced to telling war stories from Hedo.

Is it just me or is the ending of this video where he talks about meeting a "hotwife" on vacation (timestamped) really weird? The part about the very end about "begging you for money" seems totally disconnected from what he was saying for the previous eight minutes

Spoiler: Timestamp

Note that I am aware she also said she took some of them on her "potato phone" contemporaneous to them being uploaded to Locals. Like the one where she claimed she dropped her phone on her face (LOL). We now know the lewds are all from the same stolen set, but I think she gave different stories for different pics.

I don't think this is true. At the very least I was not able to match the infamous original topless picture (the one where trigonometry was deployed) to any of the submissivelittletoy pictures, though in principle since the original Imgur albums have been deleted it could have came from an album posted by the same user but is not in any of the reposted albums on sites other than Imgur.

I think they likely came from different sources but the person behind the account took care to make sure that the photos were selected in such a way that their bodies and faces were similar enough that people would assume they were of the same person at different times or whatever.

 

[elb]

The part about the very end about "begging you for money" seems totally disconnected from what he was saying for the previous eight minutes

I thought the same thing. I’m not sure if I missed something somewhere but I was definitely confused

 

[Neetorino]

Is it just me or is the ending of this video where he talks about meeting a "hotwife" on vacation (timestamped) really weird?

Did anyone else find it really, really strange how Nick's only reaction to the "fat, unattractive woman" kissing him is just to go "okay, back off lady"? Very monogamous behavior in response to a sexual assault, Nick.
Edit: I'm being hyperbolic, for any wetbrains who get mad at this post. But also married, monogamous people don't react neutrally to random women kissing them. So take of that what you will. /shrug

Edit2: Also, if you two were out dancing, why was Our Wife "sleeping at the time"? Was she passed out on the dancefloor at a table? Or did she leave to the room alone and left Nick with a hotwife couple? I have many questions on reflection.
Also Jack Murphy would like an apology, because you weren't very "Go You" when he got outed as a cuck.

 

[zimzam88]

Sounds like Nick is now reduced to telling war stories from Hedo.

He says he was "dancing" why would a random couple walk up to another couple at an innocent "dance" and randomly ask them if they were swingers? Unless of course the event or locale sets up that kind of expectation. Also is "dancing" some kind of euphemism for exotic exhibitionism/stripping infront of a crowd? Eventually balldo is just going to tell us the whole truth of his time with the black bulls willingly and proudly.

 

[Lurkin_Probably_Wont_Post]

I might be late but was listening to old Metokur and given recent Nick clips and quotes I had a hearty laugh at his impression of him.

1:31:45 if the timestamp didn't work.

 

[Kopasea]

Did anyone else find it really, really strange how Nick's only reaction to the "fat, unattractive woman" kissing him is just to go "okay, back off lady"? Very monogamous behavior in response to a sexual assault, Nick.
Edit: I'm being hyperbolic, for any wetbrains who get mad at this post. But also married, monogamous people don't react neutrally to random women kissing them. So take of that what you will. /shrug

Edit2: Also, if you two were out dancing, why was Our Wife "sleeping at the time"? Was she passed out on the dancefloor at a table? Or did she leave to the room alone and left Nick with a hotwife couple? I have many questions on reflection.
Also Jack Murphy would like an apology, because you weren't very "Go You" when he got outed as a cuck.

Yes, I found that exceedingly strange. If I got kissed by a random woman (especially one I found grotesque) I'd not really be laughing about it. I'd probably push them away and immediately cease all contact with that person.

He says he was "dancing" why would a random couple walk up to another couple at an innocent "dance" and randomly ask them if they were swingers? Unless of course the event or locale sets up that kind of expectation. Also is "dancing" some kind of euphemism for exotic exhibitionism/stripping infront of a crowd? Eventually balldo is just going to tell us the whole truth of his time with the black bulls willingly and proudly.

But Nick and his wife weren't dancing. Kayla was asleep. Nick was at the club/dance floor by himself. A club which seems to cater to people in the "lifestyle". Since Nick's moral standing is generally how everyone else around him is acting (based on how he defended posting lewds on Locals, being an exhibitionist at Jamaica, taking shrooms in Jamaica), it's not very far fetched to assume he participates in swinging.

 

[Pomniman]

I thought the same thing. I’m not sure if I missed something somewhere but I was definitely confused

He sounds very incoherent in a lot of these recent clips when he really starts babbling. It's like he forgets what he's talking about halfway through but just keeps yapping. It almost reminds me of some brain-damaged patients I've seen in ICUs, though they tend to be more physically violent without heavy sedation.

 

[AnOminous]

Also just shows how weak his discipline is over his kids since they seemingly run wild.

Or they're just being normal kids and he's a whiny catastrophizing little bitch-ass pussy.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Sounds like Nick is now reduced to telling war stories from Hedo.

So, while Nick's wife was in a quantum state of being both asleep somewhere and dancing with Nick, he is approached and then kissed by a fat woman who (surprise surprise) has sex with black men in front of her husband. What tipped Nick off to something being off was that her husband was absent (much like Nick's wife, Kayla).

Nick, being the innocent man he is, feigns not knowing what a hotwife is because he is from a small town and he only goes to the post office and grocery store before going home (not like he regularly goes to gay bars and swinger locales or anything). The only reason he gives for rejecting her was because she's fat. All of this happened while Nick was on vacation.

Nick then rounds it all up with a lesson on how cucks are the only ones at fault and everyone else is blameless. If only Nick was capable of understanding how his own words apply to him and why his much fanbase walked away (inconsistent schedule and trying to relate to others via sexuality):

The part about the very end about "begging you for money" seems totally disconnected from what he was saying for the previous eight minutes

I thought the same thing. I’m not sure if I missed something somewhere but I was definitely confused

Sounds like Nick is making a point about black people and cucking by claiming that they aren't to blame because all black people beg for money and laws are unfair to them. Either that or Nick is associating cucking with his in-laws begging him for money for some bizarre reason.

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't think this is true. At the very least I was not able to match the infamous original topless picture (the one where trigonometry was deployed) to any of the submissivelittletoy pictures, though in principle since the original Imgur albums have been deleted it could have came from an album posted by the same user but is not in any of the reposted albums on sites other than Imgur.

I think they likely came from different sources but the person behind the account took care to make sure that the photos were selected in such a way that their bodies and faces were similar enough that people would assume they were of the same person at different times or whatever.

It's suppose it's possible the pic she is referring to was not in the same set as the others.

The important thing that should be stressed though is she did make the claim that at least one of her lewd pics was taken in HS, and neither Nick or Locals batted an eye. Several people pointed out how disconcerting that is.

 

[Pomniman]

Or they're just being normal kids and he's a whiny catastrophizing little bitch-ass pussy.

This is why his armchair self-diagnosis comes off as whiny faggotry. Sure, seasonal depression is an actual thing some people get but the way he's presenting it is as one more excuse for why he can't do his job. It's either "these damn kids" "this damn depression" "I'm sooooo busy" or any number of other things he plays up for sympathy while insisting that's totally not what he's doing.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Odds that the nose goes on about how KF is back to TOR currently? He never reads his thread so idk how he'd know though.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Minutiae, but Nick mentions at the timestamp, in the context of seasonal affective disorder,

So that's on top of his Oppositional Defiance Disorder? Are there any others? Does anyone have a list of his alleged disorders?

Why doesn't he just use his ODD disorder to fight off his SAD disorder? So that when he feels SAD he refuses to listen to his brain telling him he is sad and defies it making him happy.

The best jokes are the ones you need to take ten minutes to explain months after the fact as no one understood you were making a joke.

It takes a special intellect to understand Nick's humor. Like a fine whiskey...

In fairness, Nick is saying that he and his wife find the bleak Minnesota Decembers difficult to adapt to because they grew up in places with more light.

L. Ron Hubbard is right about psychologists.

He has an editor, but they do fuck all that I can tell.

He occasionally balldo guards in elissa's comments.

Except that’s not how depression works as it relates to both lack of daylight and cold (it’s not just the short days but also the temperature). It’s not that the patient’s brain needs to “get used to” anything, but that both variables make people many times more prone to depression.

Nigga how is depression even real? It's your mind. You control what goes on in your mind. Push it out of your mind and think of something else.

Nick is a piece of shit and it’s stupid to hold him to a physiologically unattainable standard when there are so many worse, more egregious and deliberate actions for which he should be ridiculed. It’s very Rekieta-like to do so.

Not being a whiny faggot is not an unattainable standard.

So, while Nick's wife was in a quantum state of being both asleep somewhere and dancing with Nick,

Kayla was in superposition with the bulls.

Odds that the nose goes on about how KF is back to TOR currently? He never reads his thread so idk how he'd know though.

Yes and it's very annoying. I used to be a tolerant person but now I want every Transformer dead. Team Unicron all the way!

 

[Kosher Dill]

Just caught up with the latest happenings here, and my mind is blown that Mandy has been hatching Nick's egg this whole time. That egg is still hatching, and it WILL crack.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Posted w/o comment.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I thought the same thing. I’m not sure if I missed something somewhere but I was definitely confused

Either that or Nick is associating cucking with his in-laws begging him for money for some bizarre reason.

The overarching story itself clearly sounds like it happened at Hedonism II.

In terms of the bit at the end, it's also very clear he's portraying it as the "hotwife" begging the "cuckold" for money:

"It's about the guy apologizing for everything and saying 'Oh, you can do this, you can do that, you can do whatever you want QUEEN.' They can't do whatever they want. If they could do whatever they want they wouldn't be begging you for money."

The way I read it is was that the "cuckold" is going along with it not because they enjoy it, but because they feel they have no choice and that the "hotwife" "can do whatever they want" and would do it anyway.

The problem is that in the past couple months he inserts so much random non-sequiturs into what he says because he thinks it's "comedy" that I can't tell if he's trying out a new standup bit or if he forced a deeply personal complaint about his marriage into the end of his story.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The problem is that in the past couple months he inserts so much random non-sequiturs into what he says because he thinks it's "comedy" that I can't tell if he's trying out a new standup bit or if he forced a deeply personal complaint about his marriage into the end of his story.

Balldoman is too wet- and smooth-brained to talk about anything but himself. Remember his stand-up "comedy" show? The 5 minute bit about shower calls? The blatant racism?

I guarantee all this shit sort of happened to Nicky the Nose, but misremembered through a phase of illegal drugs and alcohol.

 

[Captain Manning]

"It's a shame the domain name got taken by Epik" "If only there were people who would be happy to share the news that some hosting company was being shitty." Josh, just put on the fucking Balldo and Nick'll light the Beacons of Gondor with his other cool podcaster friends.

Well, unfortunately, Josh did an impromptu poll on MATI today, and it was 75% "death before dishonor" and 25% "put on the Balldo." This was after he played the clip you're quoting.

Also, now might be a good time to remind people that Nick has only raised $12,259 for his defense against Montagraph, and the last donation was 77 days ago.

I guess Kiwifarms will have to endure without Nick's help. Whatever the hell he thinks that might be.

 

[Pomniman]

The overarching story itself clearly sounds like it happened at Hedonism II.

In terms of the bit at the end, it's also very clear he's portraying it as the "hotwife" begging the "cuckold" for money:

"It's about the guy apologizing for everything and saying 'Oh, you can do this, you can do that, you can do whatever you want QUEEN.' They can't do whatever they want. If they could do whatever they want they wouldn't be begging you for money."

The way I read it is was that the "cuckold" is going along with it not because they enjoy it, but because they feel they have no choice and that the "hotwife" "can do whatever they want" and would do it anyway.

The problem is that in the past couple months he inserts so much random non-sequiturs into what he says because he thinks it's "comedy" that I can't tell if he's trying out a new standup bit or if he forced a deeply personal complaint about his marriage into the end of his story.

There's definitely some of his retarded "relationship expert" stuff in there but the way he told the story didn't make much sense and he glossed over some highly suspect details (they were out dancing but his wife was asleep...?) in a very unnatural way, not even that he was trying to hide something about it, but like he didn't even consciously register the fact that this story and his commentary on it didn't logically flow from point A to point B. Whatever substances he's marinating his brain in seem to be doing irreparable damage.