Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

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Sorry for double post, I just saw this on a A&N thread:

Holiday gifts for white people even though they owe us reparations so they really don’t deserve any gifts at all (src)​


The relevant part:
1. The Super Soul Pack of seasonings from Soul Fit Grill. We know white people don’t season their food. Give ’em this pack of seven seasonings, and they’ll have a variety of spices from a Black-owned company right at their little white fingertips. There are a lot of Black-owned seasoning companies that you could try. If you spice up their little white lives, every time they eat, they’ll thank you.​

The pack in question:

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$55 for this shit? I can have all the fresh ingredientes for half of it.
 
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fatcock burgerking said:
HOLY SHIT, The set is $55? Any jigaboo that buys this for any of their wypipo acquaintances must have a real massa-lovin' buck breakin' fetish, considering that article opens with "they owe us so much money but we just MUST get them gifts"
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They don't expect anyone to actually buy this stuff for the devil spawn of Yakub. It's just thinly veiled shilling to their anti-white base to buy more of their overpriced products (for themselves.) It would be like if the Daily Stormer had an article shilling a soap brand that started with "We all know that niggers stink, so here's a great product that you can buy for that darkie in your office..."
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
Blacks are raised with terrible food education because they're used to eat mostly fried meat. When you fry, you need to add a lot of seasoning; stewing can use fresh stuff because it takes longer to cook. If you fry your meat for too long, you burn it: you can't let it cook next to a bunch of veggies that give it flavor while they all cook together. Their bad education makes them use that seasoning on meat you're gonna cook in stew too. You don't need to add lemon seasoning when you can add an actual lemon to your mix. All you need is salt and pepper: the rest of flavors mix together.
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That's not because they eat fried food but rather because they're terrible cooks. They could marinate meat with fresh herbs and spices overnight instead of using "seasonings" immediately before deep frying, but they don't.

Traditional Southern fried chicken is marinated in a spiced buttermilk mixture for several hours. Chick-fil-a's secret is that they marinate their chicken in pickle juice. It's very common for fried chicken to be seasoned properly.

There's an enormous difference between marinated and unmarinated fried chicken:
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Left: Black Chicken; Right: White Chicken.

Fried food cooked by an actual cook can be just as well seasoned as stews or any other method of cooking.

To further defend deep-frying, it's one of the easiest ways to get a perfect sear on a steak:
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Here to Gawk said:
Important missing context: The most common liquor in China is baijiu. There's a reason why baijiu not really consumed outside of China, and that's because it objectively smells and tastes worst than literally any other alcoholic option.
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It smells and tastes like rotten wet dog for reference. The funkiest of overproof rums for a basic vodka bitch are easier to deal with.
 
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AnOminous said:
It's pretty much a really boring and much less funny Buck Breaking. Tariq Nasheed did a much better job of this kind of race-baiting.

Also he had some actual points in there, which is what surprised me when I watched the documentary. It was like half buttfuck white rape fetish fiction and half solid critique. I was kind of surprised because I expected nothing but pure bugfuck insanity.
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Please elaborate.
 
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Wendy Wheelchair said:
How can you niggers not see how staged that all is?
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Some stuff might be, but I've met people this stingy.

I mean, I'm gonna show this to my family because I'm often accused of being cheap (I'm not I just don't like to step out of our budget, specially with the economy being so fucked right now), but there are people who washes their paper plates and I would never do that.
 
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Did anyone else think black kids smelled weird in elementary school? I did.
They stopped smelling around 4th grade. It wasn’t from lack of showering or not washing their clothes or something. I only went to school with Oreos. But it was all of the African Americans, both boys and girls. There was *one* black kid who didn’t smell weird. He came from a wealthy African family. I don’t know how to describe the smell, but I didn’t like it.

It must have been something that their parents or grandparents were putting on them. That would explain why the smell stopped around the time they’d be old enough to pick out their own clothes. It would also explain why the African kid didn’t have an odor.

I’ve heard it may have been cocoa butter.
 
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No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
Did anyone else think black kids smelled weird in elementary school? I did.
They stopped smelling around 4th grade. It wasn’t from lack of showering or not washing their clothes or something. I only went to school with Oreos. But it was all of the African Americans, both boys and girls. There was *one* black kid who didn’t smell weird. He came from a wealthy African family. I don’t know how to describe the smell, but I didn’t like it.

It must have been something that their parents or grandparents were putting on them. That would explain why the smell stopped around the time they’d be old enough to pick out their own clothes. It would also explain why the African kid didn’t have an odor.

I’ve heard it may have been cocoa butter.
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Those are usually hair products used on kids to train their hair to grow and wave out. Usually it's cocoa or Shea butter buf it can range out to Vaseline too.
 
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Badungus Kabungus said:
Too busy eating cornstarch. Nom nom nom.


If you think that's bad, try arak.
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Arak, assuming you mean the west Asian/Middle Eastern type, is just a high proof distilled alcohol like vodka that's flavored with anise seed oil, and a lot of it
It's not inherently badly made, but the taste is reminiscent of bitter liquorice and tends to be pretty offputting to lots of people
 
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