"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 227 36.4%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 397 63.6%

  • Total voters
    624
If Jim isn't interested in something, or everyone keeps asking him to cover something, he's going to outright ignore whatever it is.
Exactly. People have short memories.

Even if he lived long enough to do it, I don’t think Jim would do the same arc on him that he did with Gunt: from being accused of “guarding” to humiliating him multiple times including on a confrontation stream. Even when he’s drunk, Nick’s too pussy to start insulting Jade. If he turns to Xannies, AKA Viagra for retarded aggression, all bets are off.
 
The whole "Jim didn't talk about who I wanted him to... it must be because he's guarding!" is some serious para-social schizo shit and a frighteningly common mental disorder here. This stream was obviously going over people who were/had directly antagonized him and it's not really retreading if he hasn't streamed for months, I think he correctly assumed a majority of the people who watch him on YouTube aren't going to follow him on a mostly unknown site that requires going back and forth with Twitter and finding archives of deleted posts.
 
Jim did seem to sound noticeably better than the last stream, although that was supposed to be pretty soon after the heart attack. I really did think that was going to be his final one but now I wouldn't be surprised if we get another some time next year if he's still kicking

He also did sound like he was getting a little emotional at the end talking about how he felt lucky to get some extra time and another set of holidays.
 
He also did sound like he was getting a little emotional at the end talking about how he felt lucky to get some extra time and another set of holidays.
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Jim blessed with another year to live means he can still troll. He never had a true interaction with Chris-Chan or even Justin Sliverman yet.
 
Jim not covering balldo is pretty pathetic. Just retreading old ground with KoP. Waste of a chance to make a truly hilarious and memorable stream that would have had people who are still relevant seething for months.
REEEEE Jim not doing exactly what I want NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW is pathetic.
 
Jim had over 15K viewers from a 2 hour impromptu stream. Even with his channel now being demonitized, I wonder how much money he made just now.
I'm glad he's building a nest egg for Jade, even tho I doubt she needs it. She's a nurse or a doctor, isn't she? I guess the current expenses might be eating into the budget.
The police never came, or at least we didn't get to see them knock on the door. I wonder if they gave up on the whole thing when they realized how many terror threats they were getting from this dying cancer patient in a day
 
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I have to admit to a lump in my throat when Jim mentioned, in passing, that he thought he was about to die when they put in the second stent. A rare moment of vulnerability from a man whose greatest pleasure is to laugh at the absurdity of the world as it goes up in flames.

If I was asked to sum up Metokur in a single example, then it would be the guy who monetised the spergery of King of Pol and then used the revenue to fund cool gifts for the neighbourhood kids on Halloween. He's an arsehole for sure, but underlying that there is a wholesome foundation.
 
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