Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

I can't stand Rekieta's disingenuousness when it comes to his sexual escapades and all the stories he talks about. He's incapable of just admitting that he thinks it's arousing or sexy or whatever.

Remember, he's so oblivious to social cues that he thinks the reason people mock him for oversharing this shit is they're jealous, and not because it's just incredibly cringy and pathetic.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I don't know if this has been brought up already in this thread but whenever Nick gets called out on his degeneracy he just deflects to it being funny.

What's the deal with the balldo, Nick?
"I just think it's funny!"

Why were you at a swinger's resort?
"I just find the idea hilarious!"

It's like he has this idea in his head that all the weird sex stuff makes him "cool" or whatever, but when no one else thinks so it becomes, "well I only did it because I think it's so hilarious."

He and Kayla use the code "fun" for degeneracy. Oh, we were just having a bit of fun. This is just another way for Balldoman to deflect his deviancy.

 

[Spaded Dave]

looked like you hid cameras in the girls bathrooms

You don't understand, because you're retarded and autistic.

He was JOKING when he said he hid cameras in the girls bathroom. How can you not tell it's a joke to say that?

Did he actually hide cameras in the girls bathroom? Yes! That's the FUNNY part, you fucking prude. That's what makes it a joke!

This new cope where he's joking by saying things he actually did to try to both deny that it happened while simultaneously excusing why it happened is so retarded that listening to it gives me brain damage.

ETA: Looks like Nick is being noticed for mixing up his lies.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

If some drunk tried wasting 10 minutes of my free time telling me this story I would have just walked away without a word after the first 30 seconds, but the Fuddruckers guy didn't have that option I guess.

Matt was holding a pistol...

You're in a college dorm and this guy tells you if you want to stay you're going to have to strip to your underwear what you doing?

Do I get to play Everquest?

It’s one thing not to be attracted to fat people and to be repulsed by the ones who stand out and make America such a land of obesity, but if you can’t just ignore them and get on with your life that’s a you thing.

It's become apparent that current-day Nick still holds his pathological hatred for people he deems overweight.

Back in the Faran "fat shame me for dollars" era, Nick would claim that he used to have a problem with the depths of his disgust for fat people, but he pretended at the time that he had come to peace with it.

I believe in one of the Fuddbuster Friday clips (if not another recent stream), Nick unironically declared that he wished any women he labels "fat" would suck on a shotgun.

 

[retard strength II]

Early 2000s, middle-of-nowhere Minnesota college in winter. This dude rolls up and asks you for anime/hentai recommendations. WYD?

 

[Pomniman]

Yeah but bragging about chickening out from fucking a coed 20 years ago is just pathetic and a story about getting a bad haircut decades ago is just inane. If some drunk tried wasting 10 minutes of my free time telling me this story in person I would have just walked away without a word after the first 30 seconds, but the Fuddruckers guy didn't have that option I guess.

He's very self-conscious about being the kind of dork who used to get bullied in high school so he tries to self-deprecate in a subtle way by calling everything he likes "funny" but it just makes him sound like a cartoonish trenchcoated pervert who's constantly giggling as he's about to expose his balldo to random children at the local park. It's trashy early 00s comedy movie logic where the "funny" guy would only get raped half as hard in prison.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

One thing at the start of the "underwear party" segment: for what I believe to be the first time, Rekieta admitted that the underwear party he went to for his birthday trip last year was a gay bar (Gay 90s in Minneapolis).

Last year, he drove to Minneapolis to go to Gay 90s two nights in a row, but now says they no longer do underwear parties, because otherwise he'd go again this year.

From this clip:

 

[Elmo]

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Early 2000s, middle-of-nowhere Minnesota college in winter. This dude rolls up and asks you for anime/hentai recommendations. WYD?

The noxious smell is the warning sign to run as quickly as you can.

 

[AnOminous]

Last year, he drove to Minneapolis to go to Gay 90s two nights in a row, but now says they no longer do underwear parties, because otherwise he'd go again this year.

I love how Fuddbusters sits there, blank-faced, in stony silence as this gargantuan faggot goes on and on about whatever fag shit he's going on about.

Hey Nicky Boy, that's one of them there SOCIAL CUES!

It means you're being CRINGE.

 

[zyclonPD]

Looks like Nick is being noticed for mixing up his lies.

Nick's mythical ginger is sounding a lot like Gator's totally real and legitimate Puerto Rican girlfriend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEgYTe9hkDY

 

[Balldo's Gate]

You're in a college dorm and this guy tells you if you want to stay you're going to have to strip to your underwear what you doing?

These "underwear dorm room policy" he introduced, he says to see cheerleaders in their underwear because it's FUNNY, it's a joke you guys, was this when he was still "pretending to be gay"? Because that's an added wrinkle I haven't seen anyone bring up.

Look Nick, as someone who's been around the block a few times themselves I'll clear up this mystery about what's happening with all these weird and inexplicable incidents of people coming up to you at these clubs/resorts and propositioning you and your wife under the assumption that the two of you are swingers: Kayla is flirting with them. When you're not looking she's making eyes at these people, grabbing their junks under the table and getting them worked up just like she was with Andy Warski at Knoxville and god knows what else. So they go to you out out of decency so there's no misunderstanding, or they just assume you're a cuck and this is your thing because you're right there. That's not the problem. The actual problem are the people who aren't bothering to run it by you, like Drexel.

It's not "weird" to him. He knows. "Weird" is one of the cope words he uses regularly to avoid explaining how he gets into these situations so often.

He got called out on his stream for describing the underwear party as "funny" and what was funny was seeing him get called out for it:

He and Kayla use the code "fun" for degeneracy. Oh, we were just having a bit of fun. This is just another way for Balldoman to deflect his deviancy.

I love how Fuddbusters sits there, blank-faced, in stony silence as this gargantuan faggot goes on and on about whatever fag shit he's going on about.

Hey Nicky Boy, that's one of them there SOCIAL CUES!

It means you're being CRINGE.

The "nobody asked" bit was beautiful, Nick was totally oblivious. Forget about not understanding social cues, he's totally lost it.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

This is a photo of Rekieta from his paternal grandfather’s 2010 obituary, if you want to imagine what kind of stud he was in college:

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I don’t even believe the hairdresser asked him out.

His nose looks...smaller??

 

[TexOffender]

This is a photo of Rekieta from his paternal grandfather’s 2010 obituary, if you want to imagine what kind of stud he was in college:

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I don’t even believe the hairdresser asked him out.

Pretty high hairline for a young man. Wonder if he already had a round of hair plugs for the hairline.

 

[Pomniman]

These "underwear dorm room policy" he introduced, he says to see cheerleaders in their underwear because it's FUNNY, it's a joke you guys, was this when he was still "pretending to be gay"? Because that's an added wrinkle I haven't seen anyone bring up.

He was "pretending" so hard that he had every male cheerleader strip too. In fact we should just assume it was only an endless stream of men in their underwear walking in and out of his room because that's funny.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I love how Fuddbusters sits there, blank-faced, in stony silence as this gargantuan faggot goes on and on about whatever fag shit he's going on about.

Hey Nicky Boy, that's one of them there SOCIAL CUES!

It means you're being CRINGE.

Nick is gay. He literally cannot fathom that heterosexuals are not hypersexual maniacs whose only purpose is to have meaningless sex. He’s spent the last 20 years of his life pretending to be straight and married the dumbest theatre kid cheerleader he could and pumped her full of kids so that he could get more money from the trust fund.

The idea of Nick Rekieta the lawyer is an illusion to hide the reality of Nick Rekieta the faggot. A gay man unbound by society is simply a hedonist as shown by Rekieta’s true nature surfacing.

It’s like during the AIDS crisis when gays were whining that they were being oppressed because they weren’t allowed to kill hemophiliacs, infect patients with poor practices as medical providers, or hide the fact that they have on average 200 sexual partners a year.
He’s calling people prudes in an attempt to attack people when his behavior is inexcusable.

 

[Swole McPole]

So a woman he didn't find attractive invited him to her room for a free haircut.

And halfway through the haircut, she asked Nick out?

And since she wasn't a big black bull, Nick said no.

Fixed that for you.

 

[Boss Hawg]

His nose looks...smaller??

He had to grow it out if he wanted to become a non-practicing lawyer. It says to do so in the Talmud.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

It’s like during the AIDS crisis when gays were whining that they were being oppressed because they weren’t allowed to kill hemophiliacs, infect patients with poor practices as medical providers, or hide the fact that they have on average 200 sexual partners a year.

In fact patient zero of the AIDS crisis (at least in the civilized world) was told to stop sleeping around and going to gay saunas/orgies so he wouldn't risk spreading it. He responded along the lines 'you can't tell me what to do, I'm going anyway'

 

[TyrasGuard]

He wants to be a full blown faggot so hard it burns him on the inside harder than the alcohol does.

Poor wife and kids, maybe she is a degenerate too but the writing is already on the wall. I don't know of any woman who wants his man to become a fucking faggot.

 

[not william stenchever]

The idea of Nick Rekieta the lawyer is an illusion to hide the reality of Nick Rekieta the faggot. A gay man unbound by society is simply a hedonist as shown by Rekieta’s true nature surfacing.

This also why he hates fat women with a burning passion and is starving himself to keep the alcohol from making him fat.