New user
@Kingoffrogs caught my eye after a couple of his posts, where he asked for
advice on finding like-minded people,
asking about a dating subforum, and then
posting a personal in a shitpost thread.
So, naturally, I assumed he was just joking around. I mean, nobody's
actually putting personal details on KF to score a date, right? But then I check his profile and:

So now I'm not so sure it's shitposting. Maybe it's somebody else's photo, like some lolcow I've never heard of. What if I check his username?

He's used the same name on his
Youtube account [
A], which links to his
Soundcloud [
A] and
Looperman [
A] and also has his email of
eliherps@gmail.com. The links say he's living in Rockford, or perhaps more specifically the Roscoe area, which checks out with the Illinois comment. I do a search to see if there's any linking to his music, and find
his Reddit account [
A], where's posted
a similar personal [
A]. Unfortunately, it seems like he's been having trouble with a
break-up [
A] and
homelessness [
A]. The latter post may just be a writing exercise (thinking about killing the paraplegic Walmart greeter?), but the mention of Doordashing matches
another post on here. Share your
favorite drug combos [
A], he posted about it
here, too.
The eliherps handle also pointed to a few other places, such as a
herpetology forum and some older blogs (
1,
2,
3). There's also a
suspended Reddit account by the same name, but I'm not up to date on how to check for removed content from those, although it may explain why his current one uses a generic handle. Oh, and he
posted his cock on Reddit, but the mods removed it, which probably isn't the best for self-esteem.

Eli, please read the
Cybersecurity 101 thread that was mentioned on the registration page. It could really help you out.
(And for God's sake, don't try to pick up a Kiwi Farms girlfriend!)