🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[whothefuck]

All 10 of the fish.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Do you think she will get a small subsection of the fandom obsessed with her like the guy who would post photos of Sylvia on /tv/ and say "BREED SYLVIA"

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

They really stacked most of contestant with females because viewers will be throwing money at the women.

 

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

They named the jap after an anime character lol. Also half the contestants look "gender neutral" as the zoomers say it.

 

[whothefuck]

Do you think she will get a small subsection of the fandom obsessed with her like the guy who would post photos of Sylvia on /tv/ and say "BREED SYLVIA"
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I dont think so, with Sylvia we got to see her onlyfans leaks. This woman looks like a plain Jane to me.

 

[joker jimmy]

I’m ready for my Jimmy pills

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Simping this season is going to be insane. They saw how everyone thought Josie was Asian and got an actual Asian chick to bring in the big money.

Also how is the smoking fish toy going to work since one of the contestants is 18 years old? Wasn’t minimum age last season 21?

 

[Da R00D D00D]

I noticed everyone, besides the 2 without cards, are all pretty short except frank and jimmy. I hope jimmy is really autistic, I like to imagine him being a giant retard towering over all the women

 

[jallsballs]

two trannies and a nigger?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Why does Shinji look AI generated?

 

[Blackstar]

The Japanese guy was previously talked about by them, if what they said was true then he's a pornstar with a tiny penis

 

[millais]

Simping this season is going to be insane. They saw how everyone thought Josie was Asian and got an actual Asian chick to bring in the big money.

Also how is the smoking fish toy going to work since one of the contestants is 18 years old? Wasn’t minimum age last season 21?

18 to smoke. 21 to drink.

Which is still a puzzler, since getting the fish drunk was such a big part of Season 1.

 

[tinnit]

My man Frank lookin' like an actual living Pepe.

 

[retard strength II]

Oh yeah, they're banking on very lonely parasocial dudes paypigging this season. I guess it worked, financially, the first go around. Hate to see it.

 

[Fate Fan]

Maybe Its the autism face blindness+ asian face but isnt the asian chick the one who fucked eels and a octopus as a shock vid?

 

[Lokenstien]

Does the inclusion of one singular large man of the melaninated variety imply that nigger spam is banned or encourged for voice messages?

 

[PonderosaPete]

Fish Tank 2: Simp Wars

 

[Noble Redditor]

So not one single black queen???


Also:

Fags complaining about the negativity in this thread are welcome to go to Xitter or /tv/ where they can jerk each other off with the other simpoids.

My predictions are:

Good:

• Better quality audio
• Better set
• Less technical issues (maybe)
• Chris Lynch's bar
• Vince Offer appearance (maybe)

Bad:

• The same production incompetence from the wigger crew.
• Less screentime from Sam
• Obnoxious behaviour and increased screentime from Jet due to unchecked ego.
• Incredibly Jewish paypiggery like paywalled cameras and events
• Intermittent advertisements baked into the stream.
• Unhinged TTS
• Fishtoys will still be an underwhelming flop
• No Frank Hassle

I pretty much agree with you on all this and I think you're right except it won't have better audio and will have just as many technical issues. Idk who Vince Offer is I can't predict either way. Chris Lynch bar will be a nothingburher. Jet will be a gay and annoying Sam Hyde impersonator as usual but the people posting their continuous outrage over minor technical problems will always be worse.

 

[paperwork]

Calling it now "Summer" is going to be the waifu of season 2.

she's really cute.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Fish Tank 2: Simp Wars

Shinji is this season's Josie.