DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[LostMy1stAccount]

Apparently he played every numbered title, the judgement games, Isshin, and even the fucking Dead Souls game back when he was doing camcorder according to searching "dspgaming yakuza playlist". But yeah, it's Phil, pigga probably doesn't remember that there's a block or taunt/free heat gauge button.

He played everything apart from 1, 2 and 3 iirc.
(I don't count him playing Kiwami as he wage quited it after 7 hours or so.)
But yeah, he should have a good enough grasp as to how the combat works by now.

Since the Hell Rumbles have a bit of a strategic element to them due to you having to make your own team composition you can imagine what his issue is... his team composition is shit. He only has 3 strikers in his team, the rest are defenders and healers (tho Kaito and Higashi are decent at doing damage despite not being strikers), so he's barely doing any damage and then crying when the enemy team heals all the damage his team has inflicted.

Additionally he plays in the worst possible way for his team comp.
Instead of using his Heat in Dragon mode to deal big damage (since his team is lacking dps), he uses it in Agent style which is more suited for crowd control.
To add to that, he even misses with 60% of his Agent Heat moves because he just keeps mashing like a mong.

 

[Brother Wind]

Since the Hell Rumbles have a bit of a strategic element to them due to you having to make your own team composition you can imagine what his issue is... his team composition is shit. He only has 3 strikers in his team, the rest are defenders and healers (tho Kaito and Higashi are decent at doing damage despite not being strikers), so he's barely doing any damage and then crying when the enemy team heals all the damage his team has inflicted.

He has no sense of tactics or strategy. Like it is literally dump all of his resources and if that doesn't do it, he chips away until he wins or gets btfo'ed. Never accounts for fights with two health bars or that are set up to withstand an immediate DPS rush. And SF6 just puts a spotlight on it because you are penalized for being out of meter. And you just cannot win on one good go of it. But he always always always burns out, and always goes for the level 3.

 

[BScCollateral]

It's the sad side effect of that healing Seattle air.

Sad? Anything that discourages Seattlites from breeding is a good thing.
...Okay, they have a great air museum, but that's not in town.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Holy shit, that's the most angry I've seen him get. The last time he raged so hard was in this moment

https://youtu.be/tS7Wro6dkPA?t=143

Edit: I'd give anything to see him slam dunk his fight stick on camera.

"DO YOU WANNA PLAY THE FUCKING GAME?!"

 

[Love Is Blue]

He's fucking boring again the fat drunk.

always has been

 

[Scopely]

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babyrage tantrum from yesterdays SF6 stream

But remember: he's changed. He's not the giant manbaby throwing tantrums when HIS MOVES NAHT COME OUT anymore, he's got a momwife and a catson and a mature adult house.
What a fucking clown

 

[clothes in my closet]

Shocker! - Phil will not be playing Fightcade. His reasoning is that he doesn't want to jump from SF6 > Fightcade, and then have to jump from Fightcade > Tekken 8. This is too much variety.. apparently. He was literally saying that if he were to play Fightcade, he'd have to have a "setup stream" where he figures out where to put another mouse and keyboard for the mini pc.

Now he's swearing up and down that in the new year, Fightcade will eventually have a semi-permenant spot on his schedule, TBD.

EDIT: He's now trying to justify the continuation of SF6 by saying that it , if he dropped the game now, it would be a "disservice" to the people who watched him to play it for six months. So this next month, until Tekken comes out, is the "final hoorah" for SF6 - a month long send off.

 

[Jasper2K]

Shocker! - Phil will not be playing Fightcade. His reasoning is that he doesn't want to jump from SF6 > Fightcade, and then have to jump from Fightcade > Tekken 8. This is too much variety.. apparently. He was literally saying that if he were to play Fightcade, he'd have to have a "setup stream" where he figures out where to put another mouse and keyboard for the mini pc.

Now he's swearing up and down that in the new year, Fightcade will eventually have a semi-permenant spot on his schedule, TBD.

Two in reality reasons why fightcade won't be a thing ever: 1. He will knows he will get bodied 2. It's too much work to set up his mini pc. He might throw out his back bending over and we will never hear the end of it.

 

[JPG]

Two in reality reasons why fightcade won't be a thing ever: 1. He will knows he will get bodied 2. It's too much work to set up his mini pc. He might throw out his back bending over and we will never hear the end of it.

The main reason: people can message you and there's no way to stop it.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

I hope these trannies wake up and find their dicks have been reattached on Christmas morning. Or realize it never left. Oh the dick's on.. it's been all the whole time huh?

 

[Lord_Point]

EDIT: He's now trying to justify the continuation of SF6 by saying that it , if he dropped the game now, it would be a "disservice" to the people who watched him to play it for six months. So this next month, until Tekken comes out, is the "final hoorah" for SF6 - a month long send off.

Thank god mr allatta people is always there looking out for phil, giving permission on behalf of all fans for phil to do whatever the fuck he was going to do anyways.

New rule on the stream, troll tips wont count towards the tip total. Phil will determine what is or is not a troll tip. He will still keep the tip of course.

 

[FormerPro]

25 minutes of the prestream so far dedicated to how he doesn't talk about drama.

 

[clothes in my closet]

Dude what the fuck is this prestream?? This is absurd.

This guy is so mentally ill.

 

[FormerPro]

Don't insult Phil or bring him up because you're a loser and hurting him for personal gain but he's allowed to make $100 on stream playing Street Fighter calling people that beat him scrubby cock sucking pieces of shit because noone cares and that has always happened in fighting games.

He also spends about 75% of the time talking about himself in the third person. He's extremely off the rails today.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I can't believe this motherfucker still unironically says "detractor" in regards to people who talk about him. Until I started following DSP in 2016 the only time I heard the word "detractor" used was in Julius Caesar and Adolf Hitler.

I'm so sorry. I typed this before it came to my attention that DarksydePhil doesn't ACT holier than thou. HE SIMPLY IS!

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Since the Hell Rumbles have a bit of a strategic element to them due to you having to make your own team composition you can imagine what his issue is... his team composition is shit. He only has 3 strikers in his team, the rest are defenders and healers (tho Kaito and Higashi are decent at doing damage despite not being strikers), so he's barely doing any damage and then crying when the enemy team heals all the damage his team has inflicted.

I didn't know this was the Hell Rumbles he was having issues with, those are pretty damn easy with 2 pocket healers.

I thought it was getting bodied in the 1v1s or the tournament mode.

 

[Iron Hamster]

25 minutes of the prestream so far dedicated to how he doesn't talk about drama.

That scrollz segment with rewriting what was said and their demise was something else.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

The pahdcast only serves to worsen Dave's unusual behaviors and mental health. He's a narcissist that has always struggled regulating his thoughts which obviously drive others away. Then you add a 2 hour babbling session everyday by himself where he has to provide tons of filler, often on negative drama he's created. Dave's mind is one of the most insulated bubbles in the world.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

The pahdcast only serves to worsen Dave's unusual behaviors and mental health. He's a narcissist that has always struggled regulating his thoughts which obviously drive others away. Then you add a 2 hour babbling session everyday by himself where he has to provide tons of filler, often on negative drama he's created. Dave's mind is one of the most insulated bubbles in the world.

The podcast is his therapy session. He has no one to talk to at all. His parents and wife hate him. His fans are literal retards that he deems to be below him. He needs these sessions more than anything else. I have an annoying old neighbor like that. She has been a Karen her whole life to the extent that her own son didn't even invite her to his wedding 3 years back. Nobody likes her. If she wasn't such a cunt, I would feel sorry for her. She is nice to be, but she would ramble and complain about her life for hours at a time if I would let her. It's severe loneliness.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Who the fuck is excited for Tekken? I didn't even know the series was still alive. I'd be willing to bet that the only people who buy and play it will be extremely skilled at the series, so I expect this to be a faster quit than MK1.