Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.8%

  • Total voters
    353
BALLDOBROS....... Your response?
"You guys are so stupid, look, it's like this. *Licks the bottle.* You see, Mandy, my Mandy, the woman, she told me in a private chat she was hired *Sips from glass.* for this modeling gig, so don't you all feel stupid now? Maybe if you weren't all autistic incels from that gosh darn Kiwi Farms you'd understand some women who are hot do modeling. If only, if only *Chugs glass of whiskey* you could all just have a Mandy in your life."
 
Nothing about this story makes any sense to me. No woman that I've ever known, when confronted with a sleazy guy who insists 'you can only come in if you strip down to your underwear', would ever tolerate that shit. Even the dimmest, most retarded teenage girls would tell you to go fuck yourself.

But then how many male cheerleaders can there be in the typical college? Two? Three? It can't be more than one percent of men that even have an interest, but of those who are interested, the vast majority wouldn't actually do it because of how humiliating and unmanly it would be.

Shit, I don't believe I've ever met a woman that would voluntarily be a cheerleader. I've certainly never met a man who would do it. I'm pretty sure Rekieta is just remembering his nights, alone in his dorm room, masturbating furiously in his underwear and inventing other people at his party so as not to seem quite as pathetic as he obviously was.
I'm choosing to believe him about the underwear dorm thing because he's enough of a freakish little dweeb to actually do something like that and some bored drunken midwestern college kids would probably humor it if he plied them with free booze or weed (while making fun of him the whole time).
 
Okay, so Nick might be telling the truth about all the unattractive cheerleaders. I don't post this to shame these young ladies but uh, they have some unusual physiques for being cheerleaders.
I don't know when this photo was taken, but I do know that cheer squads, dance squads, and similar groups are under a lot of pressure to be "body positive" and have token big girls. This is a lot easier nowadays since very often these dance squads are remarkably lazy and don't require being consistently fit and athletic. I don't remember ever seeing our cheerleaders do something cool like a pyramid in high school, for example.

I saw a dance squad group perform (or practice a routine) while jogging at a park recently. Maybe junior high age? Don't know. Anyway, there was a black girl that was probably about 2x the size of her peers (I ain't talking about height) who was noticeably lagging in the routine, even from far away. She wasn't the only POC in the group...she stuck out because of her size and the whole not being able to move in the same way as the others.
 
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I'm choosing to believe him about the underwear dorm thing because he's enough of a freakish little dweeb to actually do something like that and some bored drunken midwestern college kids would probably humor it if he plied them with free booze or weed (while making fun of him the whole time).

I suppose it's possible that some of the men might do it if there was enough free drugs and booze on offer. I dunno. Perhaps women are different today? I believe my own daughters would have sneered at anyone attempting such a pathetic tactic to ogle some flesh -- but who knows? How they tell their parents they conduct themselves and how they actually DO conduct themselves might be worlds away?
Anyway, there was a black girl that was probably about 2x the size of her peers (I ain't talking about height) who was noticeably lagging in the routine, even from far away. She wasn't the only POC in the group...she stuck out because of her size and the whole not being able to move in the same way as the others.

You'd best not be putting that fat bitch at the top of any pyramid, that's for sure.
 
I'm choosing to believe him about the underwear dorm thing because he's enough of a freakish little dweeb to actually do something like that and some bored drunken midwestern college kids would probably humor it if he plied them with free booze or weed (while making fun of him the whole time).
I knew some midwest kids who showed up to college as conservative dorks and one year later were total degenerates. I sadly believe it.
 
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At the time he raised a stink and got added back to the front page, if he's been taken off again it's a recent phenomenon (last couple weeks) which might be related to the end of his contract. Might be worth checking if he streams again in 2023.

EDIT: I say that because I was trying to go to his stream sometime recently and it wasn't there, but I didn't look into it any other nights. I think this might be it and Rumble is playing hardball:
Maybe.

I tend to think the view numbers were inflated because the engagement in terms of ratings, comments, and superchats on Rumble aren't very high. To say nothing of Locals participation. There is something that always stunk about those view counts. Those were the view counts he was pulling in during trial streams. Not the utter crap he's doing now.

Either way, I agree things might not going as well with Rumble as he's trying to claim.

It could also be that they're not happy with what he said about Rumbles (superchat equivalents). That was a really dopey thing to say ("Yeah, just give me corporate money, and let me do whatever I want, even if it's dogshit. I just wanna have fun!").

I don't think he knows how businesses tend to operate.
 
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Bold of you to assume she ever stopped.
So you are saying Nick was diddled by his slatternly mom? Would explain a thing or two.
I tend to think his dorm room was full of men in their underwear and women were nowhere to be seen.
I tend to think that nick was the "woman." If you know what I mean.
 
She also doesn’t like to wear very much in the way of clothes and seems to live in low-cut tank tops and shorts.

Nick doesn’t like clothes either & likes tank tops & short shorts too. He stole his fashion sense from his mother. At least she lives in a climate appropriate region though. He has no excuse. Oh wait, never mind, he suffers from a “heat allergy”.
 
I tend to think the view numbers were inflated because the engagement in terms of ratings, comments, and superchats on Rumble aren't very high. To say nothing of Locals participation. There is something that always stunk about those view counts. Those were the view counts he was pulling in during trial streams. Not the utter crap he's doing now.
There is no reason for them to turn on the multiplier while giving away free promotion approaching a potential contract negotiation. They are probably thinking, we paid you to be on Rumble, now you’re on it so stream have fun you’re not my problem anymore.

Note that you'll have to update this at some point. Minnesota is looking to change their state flag. Null covered it on MATI.

No Balldo themed flag designs. Very sad.
That's a good move, their flag looks like it was designed by someone high on mushrooms.
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Ralph also needed to tell everyone he didn't wear underoos. When can we expect black out drunk Nick to give us another shart heard around the world?
 
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