Gross Brittany Venti / Brittany Dier - Stinky.

[Calhoun]

Lol! Says the girl who has already been run through by a train of 8 "boyfriends" so far. Or is that new cuck (forget its name) tonight's sloppy 9th?

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More like 15 or so. How do I know? The same reason I know you just turned 21 years old, kiddo. There were at least 6 in the YEAR leading up to Sean, whom she also rebounded with within a couple weeks after NuanceBro (broke up the first week of August 2022 following Sean's Birthday around July 23) and the first couple weeks (they suggested couple days on the Whatever podcast) of dating Sean. There are plenty of recordings of Brittany herself and her IRL friends and Ex boyfriends no one is supposed to know about bitching about this "slut arc" of hers in particular.

Pay attention Martina Markokta. Yeah, I know it's you, you're welcome—what exactly happened between you and Brittany since she shared a couch at your house with Baked Alaska? Sleeping Beauty is one of my two contenders for greatest Disney movie ever made; I was always a fan of Prince Phillip (he just shut up and slayed the dragon).

 

[Not With]

Speaking of her bodycount, I came across these comments on BG Kumbi's "BJ Brittany" vid a couple of weeks ago and thought they were funny/interesting enough to screencap...

(Note the "literally doesn't know how to clean up after herself" comment )

What do you guys think? Is this fake or legit?

 

[Misanthrope]

It's over for Venti-Simps!

Well.. It's actually official folks

No joke this time. Straight from Sean's boomer-mom's FB:

They've already been engaged on July 20th, dude proposed on (or close to) his 33rd birthday. A mere 10 months after hooking up. So erh.. everything went according to Venti's plan, she tamed the MGTOW!

Spoiler: Happy Couple

Now everyone congratulate Mr. & Mrs. Sean Ascani! It truly is over for Venti Simps!

 

[msd]

10 months and engaged, how will this end?

Rushing marriage will never end well!

 

[BigGuyForYou]

Well.. It's actually official folks

No joke this time. Straight from Sean's boomer-mom's FB:
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They've already been engaged on July 20th, dude proposed on (or close to) his 33rd birthday. A mere 10 months after hooking up. So erh.. everything went according to Venti's plan, she tamed the MGTOW!

Spoiler: Happy Couple

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Now everyone congratulate Mr. & Mrs. Sean Ascani! It truly is over for Venti Simps!

Sean, could you at least try to look like you're not about to pull out a razorblade and slash your wrists on the happiest day of your life? I know it's hard thinking about your fiancée taking all those cocks, but you should be happy someone has finally accepted you for who you are! It's not every day a homosexual sounding vegan finds the love of his life!

 

[ffo kcuF]

His surname is name Ascani?

An Italian who dropped all his based beliefs to become a Destiny wannabe and marry a lazy ran through feminist

How did the country that's about to ban ChatGPT, lab grown meat and anime (lol) produce this fucking gay fish?

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Sean, could you at least try to look like you're not about to pull out a razorblade and slash your wrists on the happiest day of your life? I know it's hard thinking about your fiancée taking all those cocks, but you should be happy someone has finally accepted you for who you are! It's not every day a homosexual sounding vegan finds the love of his life!

It's very clearly not the happiest day of his life.

 

[BigGuyForYou]

It's very clearly not the happiest day of his life.

My point exactly.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Who wants to predict that Venti will slowly get fat and lose her audience and relevance?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I guess cooming is off the table.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

10 months and engaged, how will this end?

Rushing marriage will never end well!

In divorce. 50/50 chance these days or has the divorce rate increased?

 

[Pew_Pew_Slash]

Who wants to predict that Venti will slowly get fat and lose her audience and relevance?

I'll take that action. Either bored eating or baby weight that never falls off again. 2 years.

In divorce. 50/50 chance these days or has the divorce rate increased?

Heterosexual couples? Around 60%, about 70% initiated by the woman. Lesbian divorce rate is actually the highest.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Pay attention Martina Markokta. Yeah, I know it's you, you're welcome—what exactly happened between you and Brittany since she shared a couch at your house with Baked Alaska?

Goddamn, that old narc bitch is actually around? I would have thought she was too busy seething like a motherfucker about how even a dumb cunt like Brittany was so right about her winning at life to ever spend time here.

 

[msd]

In divorce. 50/50 chance these days or has the divorce rate increased?

Like stealy said, around 60%, now add in the factors of this being obviously rushed because she wants to not be left behind and it doesn't look good.

Brittany I know you read this, you know you can wait right? Actually keep looking until you find someone whose an actual match for you?

Not everything is a race.

 

[ffo kcuF]

Sorry to piss in your cornflakes guys, but Venti and Sean are a great match for each other and if they do marry I doubt they will ever get divorced. The only divorce scenario I see is Venti finding an upgrade in the future and emptying poor Sean's bank account lol.

Sean will do anything to keep her, and I mean anything. He literally dropped his entire belief system and became a hoe defending feminist for her, we have a future Mr & Mrs Rackets on our hands here.

On a side note, they are going to have one fucked up baby.

 

[Her Meat Curtains]

Sorry to piss in your cornflakes guys, but Venti and Sean are a great match for each other and if they do marry I doubt they will ever get divorced.

"Misery loves company". So let's hope that is true. Oh and let's not forget:

1. They are still in the Honeymoon Phase of a relationship. We've all been there before. It never lasts.
2. They are still relatively young and thus, naive.
3. They both need attention because they are both girls (Simp is obviously effeminate) after all.
4. They are both horribly insecure.

So, statistically, it's unlikely to last, unfortunately. I really want their (incoming) misery to prolong for eternity. Make it so!

 

[TexOffender]

Well.. It's actually official folks

No joke this time. Straight from Sean's boomer-mom's FB:
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They've already been engaged on July 20th, dude proposed on (or close to) his 33rd birthday. A mere 10 months after hooking up. So erh.. everything went according to Venti's plan, she tamed the MGTOW!

Spoiler: Happy Couple

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Now everyone congratulate Mr. & Mrs. Sean Ascani! It truly is over for Venti Simps!

This looks like a picture that gets posted on a news story where the relationship ends in a murder suicide.

 

[ffo kcuF]

Why is a engaged woman bra posting right now? kek

ma'am, this is a 13+ website

The worst part is this now shows up on my for you feed, and I don't even follow Venti on my main account.

 

[Overly Serious]

On a side note, they are going to have one fucked up baby.
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My DNA is in women's brains?

Heh - some of my DNA had a shorter journey than the rest.

 

[Misanthrope]

Why is a engaged woman bra posting right now? kek

Meh.. she just takes off the engagement ring when it's convenient. She's only been wearing it about half the time, since their appearance on the Whatever Podcast anyway.

I'm sure Sean doesn't mind getting cucked some more.

MGTOW-Sean's has his thoughts on Venti's most recent video, though:

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