Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[grapeshark77]

You know, he was just sending normal replies yesterday. This might actually wor-



Never mind!

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

I'm sure I'm late with this, but just in case nobody posted this yet: DanMullen'sRetardedNephew caught a 43 year old man responding to a 2 months-old tweet by a Funster with a banger name, and I still can't believe this is an adult's actual life lol:

 

[AnOminous]

it'll be like that god-awful cringe video where he was childing a trump supporter IRL while wearing that faggy pink shirt. he'll go down and decry God as the final stalker child.

You have been informed, many thousands of times, that gluttony is a mortal sin. Enjoy Hell, sinner child.

 

[Maude Snew]

Lying, stalker? If the report says "Rona claims Patrick threatened to kill his unborn child, but Patrick says he didn't", only a mewling child would doubt Rick's version is the truth. Believe all Ricks!

Yes child, he did not threaten to murder an unborn child. He threatened to wait until the child was born, then murder her and the mother. Sorry you're so stupid, enjoy prison.

 

[skunt]

I'm sure I'm late with this, but just in case nobody posted this yet: DanMullen'sRetardedNephew caught a 43 year old man responding to a 2 months-old tweet by a Funster with a banger name, and I still can't believe this is an adult's actual life lol:
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if fatrick doesn't win lolcow of the year there'll be riots. what a stellar season.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

You know, he was just sending normal replies yesterday. This might actually wor-

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Never mind!

67 enjoy prisons and counting! I found this gem in Null's replies.

https://x.com/stealthygeek/status/1736799158596411845

 

[An automatic clown]

I sincerely doubt this is true

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I sincerely doubt this is true
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Of course this isn't true. Fatrick is just letting it sit around and hoping he doesn't have to pay someone to publish it again

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

He has personal experience of constantly shitting himself.

Because he's fat.

O'BOISIES ARE O'BOISTEROUS!

 

[AnOminous]

I sincerely doubt this is true

Probably the worst part of being an acquaintance of Fatso (I mean other than being a registered sex offender) is being asked to read his drivel.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Sorry if this has been posted already, but I just stumbled across this. It might be the stupidest thing I've ever read. VERY long thread from Mar 2022 (a month after the paint balloon tweet) in which Pat compares the conflict in Ukraine to fucking Transformers, links the clip from his "Get Angry. Stay Angry." Youtube playlist.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

I sincerely doubt this is true
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All of Rick's readers are betas

 

[Maude Snew]

All of Rick's readers don't exist

FTFY

 

[Creative Username]

FTFY

Not fixed enough, stalker. Watch a real professional do it:

All of Rick's readers are fat (because they are Rick himself) and also beta (because Pat (fat) is a fat faggot (fat) with bitch tits)

Fixed.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

All of Rick's readers are betas

You'd either have to be a literary masochist or just really hard up for money if you're willing to sit down and read one of his books.

 

[AnOminous]

You'd either have to be a literary masochist or just really hard up for money if you're willing to sit down and read one of his books.

Imagine being the intern assigned to the slush pile and having to deal with a manuscript from this fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Imagine being the intern assigned to the slush pile and having to deal with a manuscript from this fat faggot with bitch tits.

If I was in that position, I'd grab every other intern I could and stage a walkout. There has to be limits to what employers can do to interns and I'm pretty sure this violates them.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

I sincerely doubt this is true
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Has anyone ever figured out who his agent was/is?

On the one hand I can only imagine how hard up a agent would have to be take and keep piggy on as a client. On the othet any agent who could keep getting piggy published, especially now, would have to be a miracle worker.

 

[CansOfCant]

Has anyone ever figured out who his agent was/is?

According to this post:

His previous publisher was Tom Doherty Associates, who appear to be part of MacMillan publishing (I might have confused who works under who in that business partnership), who will publish literally anything. They would most likely publish a book written by Russel Greer, if it were science-fiction, kind of. I can already see the title, "Martian Escorts Offering Girlfriend Experience Sucking Me My Penis".

I can't find his name, but the best part is his former editor was dyslexic.

 

[AnOminous]

On the one hand I can only imagine how hard up a agent would have to be take and keep piggy on as a client.

I can't imagine a 10% cut of what Fatty makes would buy many pizzas.