Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[prolapsed_cranium]

The Fuddbusters guy looks like he might have a touch of the tar brush somewhere in his lineage. He doesn't seem at all amused by Nick's professed tolerance of his wife's inter-racial dating habits.

Matt is part black, but he drops bombs and cracks jokes like the best of them.

 

[waffle]

Does anyone else get strong “swingers LARPing as normies” vibe from Nick’s parents? They seem to spend a lot of time in Jamaica too.

I'd never see Nick's mom before, I don't think. Definitely not in a candid shot. She looks crazy as fuck.

 

[Chibitzen]

That's why he's so compelling. He's such an absolute closet case despite his entire brand being "I'm 100% authentic and say things like they are." This thread would be a fraction of the size if Nick's reaction after the bottle in the ass picture/Hedonism 2 reveal was "yeah, me and my wife went there because we're exhibitionists, and no, the whole chad dad thing was a grift and I never believed it."

It's more than his brand. His whole life is centered around living in the closet. Faux Christian family with traditional values whose ruse is enabled with money while the dysfunctional degenerates entertain a hedonistic lifestyle in their spare time. The free access to money from Depp fame has made him more graceless, but he's still at least trying to maintain some kind of pretense, but I doubt it is for his audience at this point. He simply thinks they're too dumb to figure anything out and thinks repeating his desired narrative is enough to keep them lulled. (And he may be right!)

There's always a chance his online shenanigans will disrupt the increasingly fragile appearances he maintains offline. There's tension there already as evidenced by his grandstanding behavior and X, formerly Twitter, tirades. But overall, he's too practiced at weasel words and coded language in terms of perpetuating a fraud to not have become a thrill seeker of sorts when it comes to deceiving others. He clearly lives off their confused reactions, as evidenced by the Fuddbuster clips.

 

[Neetorino]

You have only seen her after her body was destroyed.

I apologize for the phonefag screenshots and the cropping. The photos are from Nick's Mom's Facebook and are the oldest of the two I could find. Have some more great shots of a pudgy Nick and one of Kayla. The pic is cropped to remove the faces of their kids, there are three in the photo so she hasn't been totally destroyed by having all of them at this point. I'm curious how much further back we'd have to go to find some shots of the "smokeshow" era of Our Wife.

 

[mfalkner]

I apologize for the phonefag screenshots and the cropping. The photos are from Nick's Mom's Facebook and are the oldest of the two I could find. Have some more great shots of a pudgy Nick and one of Kayla. The pic is cropped to remove the faces of their kids, there are three in the photo so she hasn't been totally destroyed by having all of them at this point. I'm curious how much further back we'd have to go to find some shots of the "smokeshow" era of Our Wife.
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He looks better. Not good, but less like a haggard, tomato-nosed goblin

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

There's always a chance his online shenanigans will disrupt the increasingly fragile appearances he maintains offline.

It is a matter of time, assuming it hasn't happened yet, that one of the other kids in the home school "pod" he belongs to asks their parents what a balldo is or regales them with a fantastic tale of Drexel's BDSM adventures. I seriously doubt none of those kids have avoided his show entirely.

 

[Potatoherder]

They look like they moderate /r/atheism.

 

[AnOminous]

It's white trash boomer behavior.

You're getting the vapors over a thing lots of boomers, who don't have piece of shit kids, do.

White trash boomers can be pretty fun to hang around with. These people are just pure cringe.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

It is a matter of time, assuming it hasn't happened yet, that one of the other kids in the home school "pod" he belongs to asks their parents what a balldo is or regales them with a fantastic tale of Drexel's BDSM adventures. I seriously doubt none of those kids have avoided his show entirely.

I believe in an older stream he mentioned that at least one student had seen his show. Unfortunately, I don't remember which episode, so I can't verify.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Nick is close to admitting he’s an HIV+(if not full blown AIDS) homosexual. When he admits to Hedonism II then I imagine Our Wife might leave him out of embarrassment.

I like how he’s continuing to burn down his reputation with people who are just outside of the Right Wing. Lefties aren’t going to take him unless he goes full “My parents did conversion therapy”, starts an OnlyFans with proceeds going to the Trevor Project, and snakes on everyone he used to be friends with by handing over embarrassing PM’s or just lying.

 

[Pomniman]

Nick is close to admitting he’s an HIV+(if not full blown AIDS) homosexual. When he admits to Hedonism II then I imagine Our Wife might leave him out of embarrassment.

I like how he’s continuing to burn down his reputation with people who are just outside of the Right Wing. Lefties aren’t going to take him unless he goes full “My parents did conversion therapy”, starts an OnlyFans with proceeds going to the Trevor Project, and snakes on everyone he used to be friends with by handing over embarrassing PM’s or just lying.

"What? You don't. Even. Have GRIDS? What are you? An incel? Oh. You're afraid of. A little. HIV? You. Can't handle. Low. T-cell counts? Magic Johnson could. Did you know? He's black. I love black d- People. They're not. Like you. Mayo monkies. Chalky honkies. I hope. He makes. Ten million dollars. You won't. You're. Not. A. Nigger. Like me. Or Magic. Or Romaine. And. Ricardo."

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

I had no idea that community theatre was such an avid pursuit in Nowhere, Minnesota.

That picture looks like a typical somewhat overweight mother of children, and it surprises me (but should not) that Nick is publicly saying that anyone who isn't emaciated makes his penis retract.

ETA: Has anyone mentioned that the oldest kid is not home schooled?

 

[zimzam88]

Nick is close to admitting he’s an HIV+(if not full blown AIDS) homosexual. When he admits to Hedonism II then I imagine Our Wife might leave him out of embarrassment.

He got AIDS because its FUNNY. What? you hate comedy? Cant pick up on jokes and social cues?

The best part of that Fuddbusters thing was that they actually called him out on his usage of "funny" and how he pretty much uses it in like 25 different contexts with no real definition.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

New clips uploaded over the past 24 hours. Looks like backlog from one of the streams last week.

Is it just me or is Nick way more gross than usual the past week with his TMI sex segments? This is way more open than he usually is with this stuff, especially with these three being all from the same stream and then there was the other one where his guests were literally mocking him for bringing it up so often. My condolences to @elb for sitting through this

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"Reasons to Go to a Strip Club"

The reason is apparently to take a woman you're interested in:"if you wanna excite HER, so you go to the strip club to get HER involved with a stripper, get her, like, dancing or whatever, that's a whole thing, you're going to do that to stimulate her, to like, excite her or whatever."

I hate stepping into a role of Rekieta whisperer, but I have a feeling this is referencing him taking his wife because he wants to convince her to be "bisexual" and do threesomes with other women except as a joke because it's FUNNY or whatever, why are people online being so weird about it?

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"Attention Seeking w/ Rekieta Law"

Nick describes his standard procedure when he dresses up to go on the pull at a bar or club except he's not actually on the pull because he and his wife are MONOGAMOUS.

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"The Difference Between Voyeurs & Cucks"

I don't even know what to say about this one.

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[feral cat #6385]

This guy

got more action than this guy

not only in college but in life in general. No woman has ever hit on this man. No man has ever hit on this man.

 

[Potatoherder]

So rumble has decided to fix a major issue with the site. This should mean Nick has even less reason to miss shows.

https://x.com/rumblevideo/status/1736870846944428185?s=20

https://archive.fo/B7SyL

 

[AltisticRight]

The photos are from Nick's Mom's Facebook and are the oldest of the two I could find.

Balldo even wears a spare tyre.

 

[RotPockets]

I apologize for the phonefag screenshots and the cropping. The photos are from Nick's Mom's Facebook and are the oldest of the two I could find. Have some more great shots of a pudgy Nick and one of Kayla. The pic is cropped to remove the faces of their kids, there are three in the photo so she hasn't been totally destroyed by having all of them at this point. I'm curious how much further back we'd have to go to find some shots of the "smokeshow" era of Our Wife.
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Comparing this to his more recent photos when did he get his upper teeth removed, was it from drug use or did Kayla’s Bulls request it? Can’t expect them to tolerate a snaggletoothed fluffer.

 

[JoeBidenSniffMe]

This guy
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not only in college but in life in general. No woman has ever hit on this man. No man has ever hit on this man.

Nah, I say he look closely like Edward Snowden before he became a alcoholic and became a unhinge degenerate.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I'm not the numbers guy I used to be, but I thought I'd take a quick look Balldoman's view counts, especially in light of the Rumble numbers falling off a cliff. Here are the 25 most recent videos on his Rumble page:


As mentioned up thread, the dates vary a bit because of midnight eastern running into when he actually streams, but I tried to logically filter dates where I could.


Here's the table:

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Here's the table data:

Date	views
2023-10-27​	128,771​
2023-10-30​	127,639​
2023-10-31​	172,877​
2023-11-06​	196,271​
2023-11-07​	142,529​
2023-11-08​	190,392​
2023-11-09​	160,013​
2023-11-10​	253,517​
2023-11-13​	191,412​
2023-11-14​	167,300​
2023-11-15​	161,329​
2023-11-20​	120,533​
2023-11-21​	152,235​
2023-11-22​	217,451​
2023-11-24​	103,330​
2023-11-27​	164,615​
2023-11-29​	80,471​
2023-12-02​	277,631​
2023-12-04​	133,630​
2023-12-06​	154,385​
2023-12-07​	80,953​
2023-12-12​	81,322​
2023-12-13​	48,508​
2023-12-14​	35,273​
2023-12-15​	47,272​

The prime function might be off, I just copied one off a website quick. I did some tests and it turned up ok, but I may be wrong.

There's definitely a decline, with one outlier, which is easier to see in this bubble chart:


What does that tell me? If there's a multiplier, it's shut off at some point, given the inclusion of some primes in there. If it was a pure multiplier, there would be no primes. Given the drop though, is it just the lowered traffic from not being on the front page? Does Rumble have a lot of bots that maybe scrape the front page? No idea. You can't disagree with the decline though.

The one outlier, and the best viewed video?

I'm Right: Trump Experts Blow Holes in Fraud Trial, Appeals Court Denies Trump Immunity, Rittenhouse​

Note this was the day *before* the Rittenhouse interview.

Edit to add: I wonder if Rumble is checking what value they bring to the table, by featuring him on the front page, versus what he actually brings to Rumble on his own (without the front page boost). The lack of engagement is clear on Locals as well as comments on Rumble and Youtube. This is just speculation though, I have no idea what's going on. Given Null's comments on Rumble numbers, I'm inclined to believe that if there are bots or inflated views, it's a function of showing up on the front page, and the low bar (ie the short length of view time to count as a view) on Rumble.