Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RotPockets]

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Oh boy! Trump AND Drugs.

Dying from ketamine abuse is cooler than alcoholism, I don't think you can judge here Baldoman.

I WISH I COULD DO KETAMINE.

This is how every Locals stream comes across.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Kayla was naturally pretty before. Not drop dead beautiful, but pretty. She looks so fake now, it's sad.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He apparently was on with coomalot tonight as well.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

Dose anyone remember when Rekieta did a stream talking about Steven Crowder contract with the daily wire is a problem with payment. Then in the next stream he was talking about topic on minimum wages and topic on minimum wage being slave wage. Then he say "the minimum wages should be zero" while shit face drunk on stream. I swear he was saying that minimum wage should be zero and I am having a hard time tracking down that stream

There were 3 crowder contract streams in a row then a Friday panel one with drex and camelot and some others, do you remember if it was one of the later crowder streams or that panel show? I'll listen through them at work tomorrow and see if I can find it

Edit to add: this is the first of the series of crowder streams in case you wanna comb through them before I get to it

It's Time to [Start] Stop: Reviewing Crowder on Contracts, and a Disturbing Investigation

Crowder is out here, exposing big conservative media contracts. Let's take a look at what he's got, and talk about where he is going. After that we're going to look into a very disturbing investigatio

rumble.com

 

[Balldo's Gate]

CONFIRMED: Rekieta's been taken off the Rumble front page. Not even under the "Live" section of the front page; you have to manually click the "live" header.
(Correction: It looks like he has about a 10% chance of appearing under the "live section". Note that there are literally streams under the "Live" section of the Rumble front page with 4 viewers, 6 viewers, but Rekieta isn't on the front page, despite always being on the front page before. He's being snubbed.)

He has 1.8k viewers on YouTube, 3.1k on Rumble (as of the original posting time).

Kayla was naturally pretty before. Not drop dead beautiful, but pretty. She looks so fake now, it's sad.

Unfortunately she won't be able to reverse that after the divorce.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

CONFIRMED:

Edit: I wasn't logged in in the screenshot. But I tried it in an incog window anyway. He does not show up on the front page in that window on live. If you refresh it the same people are on live. But, if you open the category he's right there.
I closed the incog tab and re-opened it; different people are now on the live screen. The one consistent guy is "SNEAKO".
It took several re-opening of the incog tab to get a different set of people. "SNEAKO" is still number one, but everyone else is new.

If you open the tab for "live", it seems to be descending by viewers.

Our little nicky is also featured:


Make of this what you will.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

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EDIT: It's partly randomized. Sneako stays at the #1 spot consistently. If I refresh, other videos come up, some come up repeatedly. I haven't been able to get Rekieta to come up despite refreshing about 10 times, though.

Try refreshing and see if you get him (assuming you aren't logged in).

FWIW, Nick used to be like Sneako and always on the front page. If he's now at a 5-10% chance of appearing despite being one of the most popular streamers on the platform, he's still being snubbed. If streams with literally 1 viewer are being displayed and he's not under any circumstance, he's being snubbed.

 

[JoeBidenSniffMe]

There were 3 crowder contract streams in a row then a Friday panel one with drex and camelot and some others, do you remember if it was one of the later crowder streams or that panel show? I'll listen through them at work tomorrow and see if I can find it

Edit to add: this is the first of the series of crowder streams in case you wanna comb through them before I get to it

It's Time to [Start] Stop: Reviewing Crowder on Contracts, and a Disturbing Investigation

Crowder is out here, exposing big conservative media contracts. Let's take a look at what he's got, and talk about where he is going. After that we're going to look into a very disturbing investigatio

rumble.com

I don't remember, it has been a while, but I swear I heard him say the minimum wage should be zero, while making a drunken rent. Good luck. If you rewatch his stream, I prefer you use ad block, invidious, or libretube. I am not giving him any more ads revenue after he defended Cuties and refused to stop drinking.

Edit: Forgot to mention, to save you some , just open YouTube transcript, and CTRL-F, then type wages. Just to save you some time, except Rumble because rumble does not have transcript.

 

[Space Pope]

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EDIT: It's partly randomized. Sneako stays at the #1 spot consistently. If I refresh, other videos come up, some come up repeatedly. I haven't been able to get Rekieta to come up despite refreshing about 10 times, though.

Try refreshing and see if you get him (assuming you aren't logged in).

Rumble would rather promote an old fuck playing video pool than Nicki. I would find this worrying if I were him but I am not a social media and contract negotiation expert.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't remember, it has been a while, but I swear I heard him say the minimum wage should be zero, while making a drunken rent.

Nick's minimum wage should be zero because he shouldn't be paid at all for just being a complete idiot faggot.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Try refreshing and see if you get him (assuming you aren't logged in).

I did, it took 10ish refreshes; I wasn't keeping a hard tally. But Sneako was always number 1.
I would agree he's either being snubbed, or, is just a no contract fag now. Did you ever get infowars to pop up? Because they're the 4th highest view count and it never popped up for me.6
Still may just be random, or could be blacklisted. Though if it were the latter, I'd assume that they wouldn't show up in the tab.

Edit: The live channels refreshed at 17 seconds for me. Probably closer to 20. No idea if random or that's actually the rate. Food for thought. Still no infowars.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I thought the point of the front page of these stream sites is to showcase the popular ones as a "win more" environment. Why the fuck would I pay someone to stream and then do their work for them in bringing in viewers? I get it's still a quid pro quo thing in the end but if your streamer is 'dead' unless you push him yourself, that's not a working streamer.

I don't remember, it has been a while, but I swear I heard him say the minimum wage should be zero, while making a drunken rent. Good luck. If you rewatch his stream, I prefer you use ad block, invidious, or libretube. I am not giving him any more ads revenue after he defended Cuties and refused to stop drinking.

I remember this too. IIRC his argument was that the free market would make employers compete for your work...completely forgetting usa's market isn't 'free' anymore. It's being invaded by foreign forces that would undercut the fuck out of americans.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

I remember this too. IIRC his argument was that the free market would make employers compete for your work...completely forgetting usa's market isn't 'free' anymore. It's being invaded by foreign forces that would undercut the fuck out of americans.

Like most things libertarian, they're great until you add context. It usually, at least in my experiences, goes along the lines of "That'd be great if we lived in a nationalist closed borders country of a unified racial background". Libertarianism is the gateway drug to National Socialism; imo.

It's the mtn-dew of being a lib while young then a conservative when you're older.

 

[Potatoherder]

Since fishtank started i decided to push the release up of the rumble logger.

Commit 27da2f1269e312fa422668f9d0ae11e3e0545e7a is working as of this post and it's head. I will be maintaining it for the foreseeable future. It works but is very gross so no bully. golang is pretty simple so if i can figure it out anyone else can. If you need any help getting it working send a dm and i'll try my best to help.

https://gitgud.io/PotatoHerder/rumblelogger

Compile instructions:
1. Install go(https://go.dev/dl/) and make sure the paths get updated.
2. clone repo
3. 'cd rumblelogger' and run 'go build main.go'
It should pull in all the depends and compile.

I am logging tonight as i remembered to set it and my internet hasn't shit itself.

 

[JoeBidenSniffMe]

I thought the point of the front page of these stream sites is to showcase the popular ones as a "win more" environment. Why the fuck would I pay someone to stream and then do their work for them in bringing in viewers? I get it's still a quid pro quo thing in the end but if your streamer is 'dead' unless you push him yourself, that's not a working streamer.


I remember this too. IIRC his argument was that the free market would make employers compete for your work...completely forgetting usa's market isn't 'free' anymore. It's being invaded by foreign forces that would undercut the fuck out of americans.

I know, I really want to clip that stream so badly and maybe get Elissa Clip to clip this. It was a really bad take when he was drunk and you can't tell him that a retarded idea, even with when send him a super chat donation, he will gaslight you. If you remember when like the year, month, or maybe the title of the video. Message me, I am on side quest now to find his stream and clip that.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I did, it took 10ish refreshes; I wasn't keeping a hard tally. But Sneako was always number 1.
I would agree he's either being snubbed, or, is just a no contract fag now.

Sorry, I assumed you meant you got that on the first try. 10% would be roughly consistent with what I got. I was eventually able to get him on the front page, but only after over a dozen tries, and then he disappeared again after refreshing. The only constant one was Sneako for me as well. The rest were randomized.

If it was based on viewer count, he should be appearing every time. and he used to do so. Now he's being displayed only 10% of the time and every time he's snubbed there's channels with less than 10 viewers (often literally 1 viewer) that are being displayed instead of him.

I just refreshed the front page and this is the live viewer count for everyone under the "Live" section:

6.78k, 1, 7, 9, 3, 2, 1, 163, 1, 25

There are 3 streams with only 1 viewer, 1 stream with 2, 1 with 3, and two more with single digits. If Rekieta isn't deliberately being snubbed, something is terribly wrong.

Edit: I wasn't logged in in the screenshot. But I tried it in an incog window anyway. He does not show up on the front page in that window on live. If you refresh it the same people are on live. But, if you open the category he's right there.
I closed the incog tab and re-opened it; different people are now on the live screen. The one consistent guy is "SNEAKO".
It took several re-opening of the incog tab to get a different set of people. "SNEAKO" is still number one, but everyone else is new.

If you open the tab for "live", it seems to be descending by viewers.

I recall around the start of the year this is what happened. Click "View all" from the front page to go to the Live category page and it's ordered by viewer count. For the time he was being snubbed, he would appear at the top of the "Live" page, but not in the "Live" category on the front page.

Did you ever get infowars to pop up? Because they're the 4th highest view count and it never popped up for me.

No, that will never come onto the front page.

It's not random; @Himedall All-seeing Waifu posted before that Nick said that he thought it was manually selected, and I think what goes on is that there is some sort of list being maintained manually where anything like that that is advertiser-unfriendly is kept off the front page. I suppose with the "Live" tab it would be too obvious that they were being kept off the page.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Did Kayla have work done on her face? She looks completely different in the past and it would explain some of the excessive mugging she does if her face is all fucked up from surgeries.

I think Kayla has always mugged it up. She’s got very theatrical, performative mannerisms in general and since she’s a longtime theater fag, I seriously doubt it’s a new development.

I’m the one who got dragged months ago for saying I think she had a mommy makeover. My opinion hasn’t changed. I think she got a tummy tuck and breast lift, and because Nick publicly melted down about how pregnancy “destroyed” her body, odds are good that she went for the vaginal rejuvenation add-on. But it’s not like we can check. Tragically, vaginoplasty and labiaplasty are both way more commonplace now than you’d think, even in flyover country.

As for her face, Kayla always had noticeably asymmetrical eyes, and there are many approaches — both injectables and surgical — to even out the wonk. There are some clues that she may have had Botox for this at some point. But then toward the end of 2022 or early this year I suspect she had a double blepharoplasty to open up her eyes and reduce her under eye bags. Eye bags are largely genetic and Kayla seems to have inherited those from her mother. I’m hesitant to veer into fanfic territory, but unless there’s heavy filtering of the photos from early 2023, it looks like her blepharoplasty was botched and had to be revised for a less freakish look.



Kayla also looks different now due to weight loss, which makes a bigger difference in face shape and apparent aging than you might think. I also noticed her wearing eyelash extensions on a recent-ish video when Nick climbed into bed with her (in the middle of the day) if anyone remembers that one. So it seems like she’s putting more effort into her appearance in general.

Most people don’t “need” plastic surgery and my own opinion is Kayla should have left well enough alone. But my God, if you’re going to start fixing shit, start with that hairline — or at least get some bangs cut.

 

[feral cat #6385]

She looks like she ANSWERED THE CALL. If you know what I mean.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Newest IG follow is someone named Madden. Onlyfans in her bio. She follows him back, too.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Newest IG follow is someone named Madden. Onlyfans in her bio. She follows him back, too.

For those keeping score at home, the acronym for Minneapolis is Mpls, and the "mpls" and the end of her username is likely a reference to that.