Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[MerriedxReldnahc]

FINALLY IT IS TIME
I should probably preface this with an apology for how cursed the music gets, I learned how to use Audacity specifically for this project and got a little too excited over audio effects, and I only play the guitar and trumpet at a very rudimentary level. It's also my first real stint into non-clay animation (later in the movie) and I did all this while listening to things like Captain Beefheart's Trout Mask Replica album so I think I might have gone slightly insane at times

I've had a few people ask where they find my Wogglebug movie since the original imbed link in my post is ded, here is a link that hopefully won't also shit itself: https://vimeo.com/manage/videos/532002067

 

[Yaks]

I love the tit jiggle physics. The fact she's buying assets intended for low quality 3D porn delights me.

 

[Juan Números]

Our favorite Internet panhandler is back at it in...

Woggle-Vlog 115: I need to take Cleo to the vet​

What amazes me is Cynthia's absolute inability to set her story straight, she previously said the Woggledog has an ear infection, and now the story changed, she has some kind of sore on her back she tried to rub coconut oil (is that how wypipo season their meat ?).

While the Wogglebug movies are kino of the highest caliber, I really don't like this new arc. When you have kids, animals, or any kind of tutelage, you have the upmost responsibility to safeguard their life and take care of them.

I'll wait for the next Wogglebeg asking for more bucks to install Cleo on Genoma's Golden Throne, providing a beacon to somehow guide the path of the "Wogglebug franchise" to a "household name".

 

[Falcon Sebben]

* WhimsicalWondersTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdL1oXVdzlI), short fantasy films with video generated by AI. Only one video for now :
Direct link: https://youtube.com/watch?v=EdL1oXVdzlI Your browser is not able to display this video.
Once the boy gets on screen, you'll get your fill of nightmare fuel, AI-generated humans flavor.

That was nothing short of nightmare fuel. All of it. The movements, the clipping, the fact things seemed to grow and shrink and let's not talk about the sheer Lovecraftian state of their hands.

And Cynthia wants to make a Wogglemovie in this way? The originals in iClone are bad enough. This will be worse.

 

[Trombonista]

I don't see a sore.

 

[Born in Summer]

I don't see a sore.

To be fair, it's kind of hard to spot it cause of the camera quality and fur. I think here and here should be what she's referring to? Take what I say with a grain of salt of course, since I don't own pets myself.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

And Cynthia wants to make a Wogglemovie in this way? The originals in iClone are bad enough. This will be worse.

Where you see horror I see an opportunity. Maybe we should make our own, better Woggy movie?

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

So the truth finally seems to come out about what the $100 is for since both the ear infection and back sore dog stories didn't work....a "spell caster" who has been working on a "custom spell" for months that concerns the success of the Woggleverse.

Even if this was legitimate why would you want the success of your franchise to rely on manipulation rather than merit? And if you're actually seeing things then maybe adjust your meds.

 

[Pedophobe]

Flopping frogballs I was not expecting this twist. This is worse than the Africans.

Does she know what spellcasters do to the franchises of naughty girls who don't pay their bills?

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

So we've gone from atheism to witchcraft. Shockingly common arc, just not what I expected from Cynthia.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

This was what all of the begs were for. This is her life now: Being flattered by Raisin Pie Man and sending the scraps of what she "makes" to Miss Cleo tier grifters.

 

[Trombonista]

Finally she admitted it. I had been told about this in a PM, but I didn't want to bring it up until she admitted it herself. She'd be better off using that money to juice BossmanJack, ffs.

On another note, I will be changing the poll at the start of the new year. Any suggestions? It doesn't have to be "Which character is more lovable?" anymore.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

The last of my pity just evaporated. This is Chris-level grifting.

 

[Camel joe]

Nightmare thread.

Ancestor cry.

 

[Juan Números]

Boy was I wrong, so wrong ! I was half-worried that the next Wogglebeg was going to be 5$ to take the bus to go put down poor Cleo.

This reveal really saves the Wogglebeg arc, like many tepid stories relying on a big twist.

... now, in video format:

Woggle-Vlog 116: Spell Caster​

Again, leave it to Cynthia to cheer me up after a shitty day, I laughed so hard someone thought I was having an an asthma attack or something.

I just can't wait to see what retardation is next.

You should have asked me, I know a few real-life wizards.

 

[Trombonista]

Anyone who can send $100 must send it? What entitlement. How much has she spent on this spell overall?

 

[Picnic_Boy]

At first, I was angry that Cynthia would waste donations so stupidly, but I saw that the spellcaster she's sending money to has a corporate logo that looks like Sonic Team art. At that point, it was such a mishmash of predictably autistic elements that it went right back to being funny.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Which one of you is it?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

So we've gone from atheism to witchcraft. Shockingly common arc, just not what I expected from Cynthia.

She was always into this stuff. She even posted some Tarot reading (that was clearly a "love reading" template modified to be about artistic success).

Which one of you is it?

I hope it's none from here. I like regulars in this thread and I would be very disappointed if one of us was taking advantage of a retard.

 

[PuddIeduck]

If she believes in magic, why doesn't she do her own spell? The "Grant Morrison Method" of casting sigils is pretty simple.
And if she doesn't want to rub one out, setting fire to the sigil works just as well.