Help Save User @WelperHelper99 From Himself

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Fugma

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User @WelperHelper99 stands accused of several crimes against masculinity.
•Using femboy anime avatars
•Being Mormon
•Claiming that he'll totally stop being a gay sperg online and get a family "later" (in his 40's, when he's guaranteed to spawn nothing but more autistic anime fags)
•Coming here from Poast
•Exuding feminine "I just want to hug you" energy
•Delivering autistic anime style speeches
•Straddling the fence so hard his bussy is developing callouses
•Using God as a justification to continue being an incel despite His command to be fruitful and multiply (Kiwi posting is not being fruitful, you fruit)
•Probably doing that toothy+Sanpaku eyed smile that all Mormons do in family photos
As one of the "nicest" guys on this forum, there's probably numerous women's lives on the line if we don't help correct the behavior/attitude of our brother in Native American Christ.
Let him know what you think of his simpering attitude, give suggestions for sourcing testosterone, hand him pamphlets for a cult that doesn't make you a happy go lucky twink, etc.
Just shoot from your hip and let's raise this very lost and smooth faced boy from his feminine delusions
 
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you joined the farms six hours ago, and this is your first thread?

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something tells me that you'll be finding out soon enough.
 
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I saw in the Visual Novels thread that he spent $10 to buy the game "Nekopara" for research or something like that.

You know what games you could get for $10 nowadays? Dishonored, Dishonored 2, Prey, Thief, and Thief 2. That's ~$10 total. For all of them. And he bought some gay catgirl hentai game instead.

This man will become a sad and hopeless degenerate if he continues to be a single Gen Z that consumes anime material in this fashion.

I pray the Mormon god, "MOMON the merciless" steps in on his behalf to right his course.

Pray with me fellow kiwis:
God, please help this young man stop watching anime and instead use some of his welding money to do something else and maybe put his penis in a real woman's vagina. In Mormon god's name we pray, Amen
 
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Fugma said:
As one of the "nicest" guys on this forum, there's probably numerous women's lives on the line if we don't help correct the behavior/attitude of our brother in Native American Christ.
Let him know what you think of his simpering attitude, give suggestions for sourcing testosterone, hand him pamphlets for a cult that doesn't make you a happy go luck twink, etc.
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Who the hell are YOU?
 
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The Last Stand said:
Who the hell are YOU?
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Fugma. It's right there in my profile, dummy.
You might know my cousin @LigmaTwatz ?
WelperHelper99 said:
My guy who the fuck are you, because you're a sock
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My guy, why do you seem like you were in glee club? I know the first commandment of Mormonism is to always smile like you're in an Adderall fueled Christmas card but come on, I'm just trying to help you understand that you're only a few bad days away from becoming the trad "wife"
 
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Clown College 2nd Year said:
Lol wtf the is this newfag shit?! Get the fuck outta here and lurk more.
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That would be a sock sir.
Regardless of the socktardation, this is a legitimate question and thread. We're dealing with a sensitive issue here, specifically a religious anime avi.
Please, show some understanding, considering the seriousness of the situation.
 
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He's cool except naive and a tad retarded. His views on race are dumb.

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Using God as a justification to continue being an incel despite His command to be fruitful and multiply
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Technically you don't need to do that if you become a pastor. Or I guess whatever heretical Mormon equivalent there is to a pastor in his case.
 
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