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I mean, it's not like this brain trust is incapable of such a plot: it's a kind of basic, animal cunning that is entirely possible.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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Its how Gunt has lived her entire life.
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Would hate for any farmer to be denied access to the site. Please allow me to go off topic and sperg about Tor. (I'm not a tech wizard just sharing what worked for me).
So you need to get on the dark web to point and laugh at retards, because the tranny gestapo wants to destroy the farms.
The first thing to work out is what operating system you are using.
The TOR Browser can be downloaded from their website for use on Windows, Android, Linux and macOS.
Android users can also download the Tor browser from the Google Play store. There are a few alternatives but I'm not familiar with them and only use the Tor browser app (purple circle logo).
For Apple/iOS users here is an alternative called the Onion Browser which can be downloaded from the App store.
The Kiwi Farms onion address.
https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion
No farmer left behind
1. Download the browser suitable for your device
2. Open the app
3. Click the Connect button
4. Copy and paste the onion address into the search bar
5. Continue laughing at retards
Tor can be much slower than regular browsers. I've found refreshing the page or restarting the app helps. If the Tor version of the site is not working you can still use the clearnet address on the Tor browser (kiwifarms.hk at time of writing).
Merry Christmas everyone, hope you all have a lovely holiday.
So you need to get on the dark web to point and laugh at retards, because the tranny gestapo wants to destroy the farms.
The first thing to work out is what operating system you are using.
The TOR Browser can be downloaded from their website for use on Windows, Android, Linux and macOS.
Android users can also download the Tor browser from the Google Play store. There are a few alternatives but I'm not familiar with them and only use the Tor browser app (purple circle logo).
For Apple/iOS users here is an alternative called the Onion Browser which can be downloaded from the App store.
The Kiwi Farms onion address.
https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion
No farmer left behind
1. Download the browser suitable for your device
2. Open the app
3. Click the Connect button
4. Copy and paste the onion address into the search bar
5. Continue laughing at retards
Tor can be much slower than regular browsers. I've found refreshing the page or restarting the app helps. If the Tor version of the site is not working you can still use the clearnet address on the Tor browser (kiwifarms.hk at time of writing).
Merry Christmas everyone, hope you all have a lovely holiday.
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I’m in the US and Tor browser does not work for me on my iPhone 14. I get this error: “Error: browser does not support WebAssembly.”
I am a techidiot and I don’t know what to do about that to fix it, BUT I am able to access the farms using the Opera browser, which does support WebAssembly.
Again, being a techidiot, I don’t know if supporting WebAssembly is a good or a bad thing. I just know that I enjoy the Farms and I’m happy that our Grand Poobah Null is busting his ass to keep it online. This truly is the best place to relax and discuss our favorite cows.
I am a techidiot and I don’t know what to do about that to fix it, BUT I am able to access the farms using the Opera browser, which does support WebAssembly.
Again, being a techidiot, I don’t know if supporting WebAssembly is a good or a bad thing. I just know that I enjoy the Farms and I’m happy that our Grand Poobah Null is busting his ass to keep it online. This truly is the best place to relax and discuss our favorite cows.
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Try Orbot. I’ve had to uninstall and reinstall, but it mostly works. That’s how I connected during the long expulsion from clearnet.
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You can also use Brave's tor browser at https://brave.com/download/
Once you have it and open the browser click on the three lines in the upper righthand corner and click on 'New Private Window in Tor' and wait the 2 seconds for it to connect to tor (will track in the upper left corner). Then enter
https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojhmqruw2nit3uejrpiagrxeuxiyxcyd.onion and you're good.
In an effort to stay on topic: Chantal is fat and I would not have sex with her.
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What even is this next level retardation? She has Salad boy addressing all her bullshit now? Peak cringe. Looks like it's going well for him.
Archiving the retardation. I guess Tall Peetz has never watched Tropic Thunder because he does full retard like it's a mother fucking art form.
Of course YoMama is in there licking Salad's balls.
Mr Bitch Tits is officially more retarded than Peetz.
Just when you think they couldn't be more pathetic, they go and prove you wrong.
Archiving the retardation. I guess Tall Peetz has never watched Tropic Thunder because he does full retard like it's a mother fucking art form.
ADDRESSING A HYPOCRITE'S RUMOURS
December 19, 2023Of course YoMama is in there licking Salad's balls.
ADDRESSING THE VILE: VICTORIA SECRET BOY
December 20, 2023
Mr Bitch Tits is officially more retarded than Peetz.
Just when you think they couldn't be more pathetic, they go and prove you wrong.
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the absolute tism dripping off this lad, I see chinny has shown him how to use filters
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Brebare your Bopcorn 
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It’s saddening he couldn’t raise at least one eyebrow under that cringe helmet .
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When you think you’re coming across as a badass, it can lead to you doing things that has varying degrees of success. Salah here looks like one of those actors you’d see in the fight simulations in Deadliest Warrior.
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Jesus Christ, I thought this was Peetz at first glance. That resemblance is uncanny.
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I'm not sure things are going as planned but I'm glad GUNT is neglecting her income to help the autistic sand nigga make a few coins.
Dejavu? "Where's my thumbnail?".
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Sitting here listening to the village idiot spouting off and while he is yelping all I can see is animated King Julian from the Madagascar films , I swear they sound so much alike.
Here he is bitching and whining like the little girl that he is, I suppose because he is not working he has the time to sit around crying about reaction channels. He steals someone else’s video to review even though he is absolutely shite at whatever he does, and bitches when someone else uses his content. Fatso has taught him well .
As for her, the greedy fat fuck , she had zero intentions of sorting out her failing health issues when she went back to Canada. We knew that it was a smoke screen for some other reason she had to leave fresh, creamy Kuwait. Now she is back all she wants to do is stuff her fat pie hole with junk , the real reason she is there will be revealed pretty soon, specially if she is trying to get the gay rent boy over to Canada. Didn’t he get online praising the Palestinian uprising after the shootings at the concert ? . I am sure their haydurs will have a copy somewhere. That will not go in his favour.
He will stand more chance of getting in if he comes out as a persecuted gay than trying to convince immigration that he is actually in a loving relationship with fatso , anyone who looks at their badly acted scripted videos will see straight through the idiots trying to play pretend couples, not to mention, he is no looker but JEBUS, one look at fatso looking like a cross between an over inflated scuba diver and uncle fester but fatter will know instantly that no way have they ever bumped nasties.
We seem to think that she is staying with auntie syphilis at the moment, but I thought she lived in government funded housing and cannot have people living with her, this is the reason Peeeee couldn’t live with mommy, from what I understand anyway. Not that fatso thinks rules apply to her but auntie Rasta could face consequences if she is reported by some of fatsos dedicated poo touchers.
I will take this opportunity to say Happy Christmas to all my fellow farmers, specially Jersh who works relentlessly to make sure that us miserable twats have a corner of the internet so we can point and laugh. I hope Santa’s sack is brimming with goodies for you all. Have a good time
Here he is bitching and whining like the little girl that he is, I suppose because he is not working he has the time to sit around crying about reaction channels. He steals someone else’s video to review even though he is absolutely shite at whatever he does, and bitches when someone else uses his content. Fatso has taught him well .
As for her, the greedy fat fuck , she had zero intentions of sorting out her failing health issues when she went back to Canada. We knew that it was a smoke screen for some other reason she had to leave fresh, creamy Kuwait. Now she is back all she wants to do is stuff her fat pie hole with junk , the real reason she is there will be revealed pretty soon, specially if she is trying to get the gay rent boy over to Canada. Didn’t he get online praising the Palestinian uprising after the shootings at the concert ? . I am sure their haydurs will have a copy somewhere. That will not go in his favour.
He will stand more chance of getting in if he comes out as a persecuted gay than trying to convince immigration that he is actually in a loving relationship with fatso , anyone who looks at their badly acted scripted videos will see straight through the idiots trying to play pretend couples, not to mention, he is no looker but JEBUS, one look at fatso looking like a cross between an over inflated scuba diver and uncle fester but fatter will know instantly that no way have they ever bumped nasties.
We seem to think that she is staying with auntie syphilis at the moment, but I thought she lived in government funded housing and cannot have people living with her, this is the reason Peeeee couldn’t live with mommy, from what I understand anyway. Not that fatso thinks rules apply to her but auntie Rasta could face consequences if she is reported by some of fatsos dedicated poo touchers.
I will take this opportunity to say Happy Christmas to all my fellow farmers, specially Jersh who works relentlessly to make sure that us miserable twats have a corner of the internet so we can point and laugh. I hope Santa’s sack is brimming with goodies for you all. Have a good time
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Man, I kinda wish salad would move to Canada so someone could trap him & hook him up to a lie detector test and see if his little robot heart would beep and boop as he spilled the beans on Ol’ Chunky.
“Did you and Chantal ever consummate your marriage?”
“No, but we had to say we did, or the bolice would arrest us.”
“Did you and Chantal ever consummate your marriage?”
“No, but we had to say we did, or the bolice would arrest us.”
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Oh, I have my popcorn ready for sure but not for any reason he might relish.
What a weak, easily controlled little tool he’s proving to be. She got her way - got to go home to speed her way from one crap eatery to the next. She’s proven who wears the pants in that situationship and she must be smirking all the way to her next food stop.
As for Mr. Sloppy Seconds, you’d think he’d have learned by now that if you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas but clearly a year with the Cringe Queen of Cornwall has taught him nothing.
Doesn’t like drama, he says? He dove into it like cockroaches dive into the rankest cesspits. He loves the idea of breathy, girly drama as much as… well, a teenaged girl.
I have little to no interest in the back stories of reactors or other aspects of their lives. Eg: don’t care if GB wants to work for Victoria’s Secret or UPS or why.
This is the first time I’ve heard anything about GB hounding LBJ to death. I was under the impression she died of medical issues. If Salah is going to throw that out there: extraordinary claims require extraordinary proofs.
What a weak, easily controlled little tool he’s proving to be. She got her way - got to go home to speed her way from one crap eatery to the next. She’s proven who wears the pants in that situationship and she must be smirking all the way to her next food stop.
As for Mr. Sloppy Seconds, you’d think he’d have learned by now that if you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas but clearly a year with the Cringe Queen of Cornwall has taught him nothing.
Doesn’t like drama, he says? He dove into it like cockroaches dive into the rankest cesspits. He loves the idea of breathy, girly drama as much as… well, a teenaged girl.
I have little to no interest in the back stories of reactors or other aspects of their lives. Eg: don’t care if GB wants to work for Victoria’s Secret or UPS or why.
This is the first time I’ve heard anything about GB hounding LBJ to death. I was under the impression she died of medical issues. If Salah is going to throw that out there: extraordinary claims require extraordinary proofs.
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I need to go to bed.
I read this and was like, Wait. Gorlic Bread knew Lyndon Johnson? Then I remembered Life By Jen existed. lol
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Holy shit Chantal is out of breath just from walking to her car. She is going have a heart-attack or stroke one day soon. If she is driving when this happens she will crash into someone or something.
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OMG.I just realized--
#165,812
It worked.
All hail Gunrar. All hail Gunrar.
(Can we try the summoning spells again sometime, @krazy orange cat ?)
#165,812
It worked.
All hail Gunrar. All hail Gunrar.
(Can we try the summoning spells again sometime, @krazy orange cat ?)