The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Norman B. Normal]

Holy shit, Sky’s uncle was Lars-Erik Nelson?? I’m just glad he didn’t live long enough to meet Kevin.

 

[BruhReally]

Any updates? Just in case kiwifarms goes down I wanted to sneed in this thread one more time.

 

[An empty shill]

Any updates? Just in case kiwifarms goes down I wanted to sneed in this thread one more time.

Penny's teeth are still rotting out of his mouth.
Jen is still, probably, eating shit and working on his, equally, shit game,
And good ol' Kevkevis still fat, dickless and no one will sex him.
He might be getting his face mangled for the sake of euphoria, and, oh yeah,animals are still most likely dying at ranch 2.0,
D'oh.

 

[Oxyjen]

Any updates? Just in case kiwifarms goes down I wanted to sneed in this thread one more time.

Well, there’s an emergency housing situation in J’s splinter cult and a gofundme if you’d like to help out? Think of the 4 poor heckin’ transwomen sharing a tent, in the snow. Their car is broken too.

And apparently, a recent housing situation was TAWKSICK, who knew!






(Excellent bit of sneeding there from Bonnie)


Meanwhile, back at Tranch 3, an entire room is dedicated to boardgame hoarding.

https://imgur.com/a/Ir31ujY

Sorry Josie, your comrades are not focussed on mutual aid right now.

 

[AssignedEva]

Well, there’s an emergency housing situation and a gofundme if you’d like to help out? Think of the 4 poor heckin’ transwomen sharing a tent, in the snow. Their car is broken too.

They've got an Amazon wishlist as well which at first glance is markedly more sensible than previous Tranch ones

Warm underlayers, some basic essentials like kitchen towels, some useful things if you're in a precarious living situation like rechargeable batteries and coolers... and nary a cuddly toy in sight!
But then you remember that Jarrod's basically a /k/ommando survivalist and this is really a wishlist for some sort of innawoods fantasy lifestyle - giftcards for hunting and fishing stores (rather than for groceries), outdoor showers, a variety of axes and pickaxes...

Jarrod's weird dog "girlfriend" reveals they've been homeless and camping for about a month and a half

They complain about not having guns, but this might be just personal guns, as this photo was also posted recently


Also I'm going to say something potentially controversial: I don't think a mentally unstable fedposter who lives in a tent on a mountain while fucking a man who thinks he's a female dog is best suited to working in the nursing profession

 

[Oxyjen]

I don't think a mentally unstable fedposter who lives in a tent on a mountain while fucking a man who thinks he's a female dog is best suited to working in the nursing profession

Seems fine. I was actually wondering what the chances are that some true crime YouTuber will one day make use of your wishlist capture there to highlight that Milwaukee knife as potential murder weapon.

 

[AnOminous]

They've got an Amazon wishlist as well which at first glance is markedly more sensible than previous Tranch ones

What is with troons and incessantly begging for enormous amounts of shit?

Who wouldn't be humiliated by this? I mean I've been broke, seriously broke, and I couldn't imagine ever begging for random collections of luxury items. I'd rather kill myself.

There needs to be a final solution for these parasites.

 

[glad vlad]

Imagine doing a winter hike and stumbling on a four-troon polycule living in a tent.

I am taken aback that their wishlist includes 200-dollar merino wool base layers. The expectation vs reality dynamic of troons is really unusual. So you’re literally homeless. 3/4 people in your polycule are unemployable for reasons of what I am cruelly assuming are vague EDS/POTS/MCAS style disabilities, but you also imagine that people should buy you high end base layers?

(It’s also funny to me that they want women’s base layers, which are cut for bodies they don’t have. Sure, your leggings are too short and your ankles are freezing, but at least you feel affirmed by the hip-waist ratio.)

Edit, did a closer perusal of their wishlist. $3700 night vision scope, a $400 backpack with “Warhammer” in the name, a Braun epilator, just woman things. Nothing on their wish list has been purchased.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I'm glad Kevin thinks of himself - who else is going to? His other two "partners"?

 

[Crex Crex]

Who wouldn't be humiliated by this? I mean I've been broke, seriously broke, and I couldn't imagine ever begging for random collections of luxury items. I'd rather kill myself.

It's about getting attention, the troon's most beloved drug after HRT. And massive entitlement, expected of a minority that gets pampered and celebrated by modern society while  somehow also being deprived and oppressed and thus in need of constant griftbux.

 

[Cuckoman]

Looks like 4 days into the gofundme it is still stuck at 120$
Seems like times are tough now and no one can afford to donate to trannies to virtue signal.
Winter will be rough living in a tent.

Is that feral-crow a different group of 3 homeless ex-tranchers/troons? They are all becomming homeless now?

 

[Oxyjen]

Same group.

Looks like 4 days into the gofundme it is still stuck at 120$
Seems like times are tough now and no one can afford to donate to trannies to virtue signal.
Winter will be rough living in a tent.

Is that feral-crow a different group of 3 homeless ex-tranchers/troons? They are all becomming homeless now?

Same group. J’s polycule / queer survivalist cult.

 

[FinnSven]

$3700 night vision scope

What could they possibly need that for?

Surely if someone was willing to buy them something costing nearly 4 grand, there are far more practical things?

 

[AssignedEva]

Surely if someone was willing to buy them something costing nearly 4 grand, there are far more practical things?

For example: several month's rent or a stay in a shitty motel through the coldest months. That wouldn't stroke Jarrod's permaculture off grid anarchist ego, though.

 

[stupid frog]

What could they possibly need that for?

Hunting Earl, or other chuds.

 

[Swiss46]

Who wouldn't be humiliated by this? I mean I've been broke, seriously broke, and I couldn't imagine ever begging for random collections of luxury items. I'd rather kill myself.

They lack a sense of shame or any real pride so it's probably pretty easy for them.

 

[Arch Zealot]

Wanting to start a mushroom farm in the colder Part of Colorado. J really is as retarded as he looks, and thats saying something

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

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"Our goals eventually are to form a cooperative vegetable and mushroom farm where we can build autonomy, horizontal politics, and mutual aid networks."

...I see J has learned absolutely jack shit from his time on the Trench.

 

[FinnSven]

"Our goals eventually are to form a cooperative vegetable and mushroom farm where we can build autonomy, horizontal politics, and mutual aid networks."

...I see J has learned absolutely jack shit from his time on the Trench.

Well at least vegetables will be easier to care for than alpacas.

 

[Monolith]

Well at least vegetables will be easier to care for than alpacas.

You massively underestimate the Trancher's incompetence.