Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Balldo's Gate]

BREAKING NEWS!

Where will you be, when December strikes again?

If he missed his scheduled stream, that must mean he also didn't bother showing up to his guest spot on Nina Infinity's Christmas special - the one a couple hours before his show which he announced on yesterday's show before getting into an argument with an imaginary detractor.

I've seen her in Sean's chat as a regular now where earlier on she would give pushback to those making fun of Nick. Now she makes jokes in chat like everyone else about Nick, but never would I have thought she would give KF credit and a compliment like this. Truly this is clown world we're in.

The clown is Rekieta. He is a total fucking joke. A year ago he would insert weird sex shit into his shows, but he would at least turn up most of the time and when he did he was only a drunken mess like once a week.

Nick now gets trashed seemingly all the time seemingly to own the haters who are criticizing his drinking, including increasingly theatrical bottle licking. He is now incoherently babbling implications that a lawyer he has a grudge against potentially demonstrated an ethical lapse by agreeing to refer people to an "unexperienced [sic], unqualified attorney", the totally inexperienced and unqualified attorney being Nicholas R. Rekieta himself.

I really wonder what his actual fans are thinking at this point.

How much do you want to be Balldo said something retarded to Schneider and Madsen that made them regret offering him before Balldo left the building.

That's probably what it was. Or sometime afterwards.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Nick now gets trashed seemingly all the time seemingly to own the haters

The same reason he was taking edibles. Life must be so boring to base everything you do on things like that. Dude doesn't know who he is.

 

[Retink Retunk]

That's probably what it was. Or sometime afterwards.

"So since we're sharing an office how about we share my wife? What? Why are you looking at me like that!? Ok, fine, let's just have some underwear parties then."

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Decided to peruse his locals and I stumble across this. The fuck.

 

[mfalkner]

The clip of Rekieta sperging about Schneider is incredible.

Timestamp = 11min

https://youtu.be/THkwpLr3sMU

I don't think I've ever seen a more clear example of psychological projection in my life.

Rekieta is upset about this random drug addict from 10+ years ago because - on some unconscious level - Rekieta identifies with and understands that he is the drug addict now.

Amazing. Get your life together man.

---
Rekieta speaking, from the clip...

They have a drug addiction problem Dave. They're not inhuman. They're in a bad spot.

Look some drug addicts are really shitty...

*Pours glass of whiskey*

shitty people...

*Keeps pouring*

You gotta realize, like, people who are drug addicts, they are addicted to a substance and they can't... They can't do anything...

*Licks bottle*

other than aquire that substance...

*Places whiskey bottle on floor behind him*

They don't know how to function without it.

I'm at a loss for words, holy shit

 

[stupid frog]

It's a joke. It's not a joke, but it's a joke.

Nigga your life is a joke. Bottoms up, cheers.

 

[trash cat]

100% Mandy is no catfish.

Seriously?!

I can't believe that Mandy is not a catfish.

The Mandy account that posted provably fake nudes stolen from a porn photo shoot... a photo shoot from reddit user submissivelittletoy, where they used a cell phone to take a picture of their screen to hide the photo origin... The account that has thousands of hours of Team Fortress play, where the TF user has the fempyro skin listed on their steam page... This person is an actual woman and NOT a catfish?

Sorry I just don't believe it. Not today Satan.

Rule 30. No girls on the Internet.

What is the answer kiwi frenz? Am I wrong to doubt "her" sex? Doesn't using fake lewd pictures make you a catfish?

 

[Neetorino]

What is the answer kiwi frenz? Am I wrong to doubt "her" sex? Doesn't using fake lewd pictures make you a catfish?

Yes, she's a catfish. I was being sarcastic when I said she wasn't, mostly as a stab at her being exactly the type of woman Nick wants to suck a shotgun. She just appears to be a True and Honest Woman using other women's lewds for attention, just like the rest of the wine moms did with their own lewds. She just did it first (and pay pigged for a long time) so Nick payed more attention to her. Although, that does remind me of an interesting question.

Who did CGoody allegedly meet up with? This woman I've found seems to be happily married, and likely knows nothing about having her identity used by some weirdo looking for male attention online. Unless CGoody lied about meeting her, or never said it at all since to be fair we could have hallucinated that event, then he met with... a random woman? The alternative is that Mandy cheated on her husband with Corey of all people.

 

[AltisticRight]

But fuck, you gotta be a real miser to pull the “Muh consooomerism” this time of the year.

Why is a guy that bought some shitty mid-life crisis box to crash it the next, spends $3000 a month on snacks, purchases hard boiled eggs from the supermarket, and splurges tens and thousands of dollars on art that would only worth something if the artist gets assassinated on live TV trying to virtue signal against hyperconsumerism?
He even flew to Jamaica when his state is full of imported Somalians.

its getting bad when people are making spreadsheets verifying the stats, this is darksydephil level shit.

I don't follow DSP but this thread has:
- A bot that scraps Balldo's LOCALS chat
- A bot that records Rumble stats, including superberries
- I wrote a simple script to scrape Instagram followers until I found a better one and copied it
We're just short of some psychopath hacking into their stuff and his LOCALS being found on Breached, I don't endorse any of that.

Decided to peruse his locals and I stumble across this. The fuck.
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Clean your bed, are you 10?

 

[JackoVerde]

Oh, he's the kind of person who gets mad they end up with "one gift" instead of multiple to cover both occasions, basically. Insufferable.
edit: all the ones I know who do this are women, the men never complained.

i got pissy about it as a kid, but now i stopped bitching when i grew up.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Clean your bed, are you 10?

A single woman who doesn't clean the shitsty that is her room? Color me shocked

 

[thebigdream]

Oh, Nick is deciding to Scrooge it up this Christmas by soapboxing about "muh artificial joy" and "muh consumerism" and "muh Santa is a lie" which just reeks of edgy fedora pseudointellectualism.

Absolutely zero people are shocked by this. Maybe Balldo should consider that alcohol is an artificial joy.

Man professes to hate consumerism but needlessly bought a sports car only to immediately crash it. I know I shouldn't be surprised by the hypocrisy yet still...

 

[Gay Mouth]

He’s trotting out the usual tired drivel from materialistic hedonists around Christmas time. Of course if you have no spirituality, the only part left of Christmas for you to connect with is the capitalistic overdrive of it all. For at least the last 180 years, since Dickens put it to paper, there have been money obsessed misers cursing Christmas and missing the point of finding joy and warmth and generosity towards your fellow man in the coldest darkest time of the year. Nick isn’t a Christian, so he isn’t going to have any joy or anticipation at the coming of God to earth. But since he has kids he might find a little joy in the magic of Christmas through his children’s eyes. But no. It’s his birthday month, and he’s bitter that everyone else is getting presents and buying shit when that’s usually his wheelhouse. Bah! Humbug! Every idiot who goes about with "Merry Christmas" on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart!

 

[3MMA]

The rant was prompted by him saying he would be a guest on someone's stream and then having a conversation with an imaginary detractor in his head dragging him for what he had just said.

Saw this in the comments of that Schneider clip:

This guy gets it. It’s exactly like a rehearsal for a weird Balldo seethe, shit show.

edgy fedora pseudointellectualism

Nick is a skinnier version of this

I'm at a loss for words, holy shit

It's a joke. It's not a joke, but it's a joke.

I.

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III.

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[SargonF00t]

My money is on him just being retarded.

Earlier in the thread, @Balldo's Gate brought up the point that the EXIF data suggested "her pictures" were taken on a phone synched to the central time zone. GGoody is eastern time. CGoody doesn't seem smart enough to spoof that. I also think the story of him hooking up with MANdy is bullshit meant to make him sound like some epic pussy slayer, and it never happened.

Gator II - Infinite Poo

A single woman who doesn't clean the shitsty that is her room? Color me shocked

She has a bizarre propensity to post pics of herself from her daughter's room, maybe the messy person is Sally Jnr?

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

This Christmas hate of Balldoman's came up last year, although I don't remember it in '21.

This adds to the theory Nick was always like this, but wasn't brain dead enough to show it yet

Holy fuck. All of Nick’s moral rock bottoms have trap doors. What an absolute defective piece of shit.

This adds to the theory Nick was always like this, but wasn't brain dead enough to show it yet

She certainly looks like the woman from those photos

does that woman look like she decided at age 30 to spend almost every waking hour of her life playing tf2? also the pics don't match with the ones she shared either. i know you're being sarcastic this is me arguing for anyone that buys what you're saying at face value.

I like that theory that some weird troon decided to adopt Mandy's name and cosplay as her online. It wasn't a catfish but a femboy probably didn't realize how obnoxious nerds would be about hitting on them and demanding nudes so they look around the web for the right "body" for herself and continues with the lie for years on end. As we saw, it clearly works. enough degens too cumfilled to question shit and this leads to Mandy being given the most special of treatments. Nick probably is the first to ruin his marriage over her though

If you ever paid attention to troons or fresh out of the closet gays they accidently do a similar thing to Mandy's lying about going to a con. Because they didn't have to deal with growing up being an object of desire they never learn the stuff women do as teenagers. So stuff like being talked into meeting up IRL only to get spooked at the last minute happens or accidently leading guys on because they don't understand that the guy doesn't really find them interesting they just want to fuck.

 

[Laura Loomer]

This bottle lick caught me so off guard, the timing could not have been any better.

I'm starting to think he's licking it in the most disgusting sexual way possible on purpose, fucking weirdo.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Don't have the capacity to clip but last night Legal mindset had a stream shortly after PC sean's model kit building stream, basically on nick's time slot to talk about the trump stuff and then disney and then aquaman. During the trump stuff sean was in his chat and mindset invited him on and when sean got on the stream, mindset jokingly assured sean that he won't get struggle sessioned on his side of the stream.

 

[FedPostalService]

Someone who sees Christmas as only the embodiment of "artificial joy" is like the unhappy miser who has discovered all human actions, even the supposedly generous, to be solely driven by greed and self-interest. That it happens to comfort him and justify his own actions is merely coincidence.

I’m late and gay on this but how can anyone hate Christmas?

I’m a fedora tipping atheist and I love Christmas.

My Muslim coworkers are usually the first people to give out Christmas cards as they love the spirit of Christmas.

I can only see someone hating Christmas is they were a shallow bitter individual who hated their family. Oh. I’ve just answered my own question.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

Hating christmass really isn't that unusual @FedPostalService it's the day of the year that sees more suicides than any other. We may well have started celebrating the winter's solstice with feasts and family because of how depressive it would otherwise be.

But for lonely people it's not a great day and despite his apparent sociabikity and family, current rekieta strikes me as a more and more lonely guy.