Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Plaintiff had a 1.7 gpa]

See, Niki. The past 5 years have totally been worth it. I was re-xeeted by an old Asian queer today.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Also lol, Pat you've never seen audiobook royalties in your fat life
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"There's a reason publishers don't want us keeping them anymore."

I'm supposed to believe publishers only recently decided to try and get the rights to everything they can?

 

[Maude Snew]

You've heard of ManBearPig, now for the disappointing sequel, ManCowPig.

"Man".

 

[LGHDR+]

"Man".

ChildCowPig?

Edit: Holy fuck, Bing AI is now a patposter. This is an unintended insult, I asked for "pepperoni".

Behold, the peppercooni storage closet!

 

[Red Frida]

I thought the Pat show was dead for the rest of 2023. I was wrong. The season ends on a cliff hanger.
Still, I worry if it's just going to be more of the same with some benefactor possibly related by marriage paying up on his behalf. That's obviously a crowd pleaser but what we really want are more meltdowns.
It'd be more interesting if this came at a surprise, and perhaps the patronage dries up.
At any rate, not an accountant but doesn't someone paying Pat's debts for him result in taxable income and taxes owed by him? I'm just asking questions here.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I thought r/WhitePeopleTwitter would be like a board for silly tweets like "haha! this white mom made cucumber nachos with cottage cheese!" or dumb shit like that. I didn't think it would be a whole forum of Patricks shrieking about the evils of Drumpf and cops and shit.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Also lol, Pat you've never seen audiobook royalties in your fat life

The only way I'd pay for a Fatrick audio book is if he narrated it himself and he childs the listener.

And there our hero was, surrounded on all sides by his enemies with only an antique western revolver that he clutched tightly in his hand. Would this be the end of our hero?

No child, it wasn't.

 

[Procrastinhater]

They didn't even discover what caused TB until 1882 and it wasn't until literally the '40s that there was any effective treatment for it, no matter how rich you were. You just got to die in more luxurious surroundings. Even if you had remission, you still had severe damage to your lungs and since there was nothing to use to kill the bacillus, you would inevitably relapse over and over until you died.

At the time, it killed 1 out of 7 of every humans who ever lived, and if you got it, it was a death sentence.

Pour one out for my nigga Arthur Morgan.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I always find it hilarious when these cucked half-men who put on such a show about their whammen respecting are in fact literal misogynists, not in the "oh no he disagreed with a woman" sense but in the sense of actually hating women.

Fatty is the kind of man who turns into a cringing mouse in the presence of actual men, but will aggressively lean into the physical space of a woman he's trying to intimidate. At least if she'll put up with it. If she told him to back the fuck off he couldn't cringe back fast enough.

I just have such absolute contempt for this worm of a man.

Lori and Leslie know exactly what type of man Pat is, a coward. He's all bluster online but as soon as someone claps back at him, he blocks, threatens, or childs. He tries to threaten women but they know he's a pussy and needs his retard disciples to keep attacking these women.

Didn't he pull some shit where he threatened some woman at a comedy club wearing a MAGA hat? I think she ignored him but imagine the reaction if she called him a fat faggot. He wouldn't have done shit and just would have sweated and turned alcoholic red.

 

[TurboNAS]

Pat says he’s written 9 books, is that right? Maybe it’s a Technicality Tomlinson moment because his published works are:
Children of a Dead Earth trilogy
Gate Crashers
Starship Repo
In the Black

At least one short story of were-rat erotica

Then there’s Herd Immunity, which isn’t published and his first draft of Christmas Carnage.

I thought Herd Immunity was only a treatment and he hadn’t expanded it out to a full novel. Maybe he worked on In the Red but hasn’t gotten anyone to look at that.

Still I guess that kind of brings us to 9-ish books worth of material. Imagine if he did a word count on his Tweets, he’d be writing at Stephen King levels of output.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Also lol, Pat you've never seen audiobook royalties in your fat life

Imagine the audiobook narrator stumbling over his poor 1.7 GPA grammar.

Imagine if he did a word count on his Tweets, he’d be writing at Stephen King levels of output.

More like Stephen King character, Jack Torrance.

Your life is already over. Enjoy prison,stalker! Your life is already over. Enjoy prison,stalker! Your life is already over. Enjoy prison,stalker! Your life is already over. Enjoy prison,stalker! Your life is already over. Enjoy prison,stalker! Your life is already over. Enjoy prison,stalker! Your life is already over. Enjoy prison,stalker! Your life is already over. Enjoy prison,stalker! Your life is already over. Enjoy prison,stalker! Your life is already over. Enjoy prison,stalker! Your life is already over. Enjoy prison,stalker! Your life is already over. Enjoy prison,stalker!

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

We hit the 2500 landmark, we're going into the 3000 pages in no time.

The Fatman experience is real. I wonder what we're going to get from him in the future.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Oh my

I used to like Takei but as the years went on it became clear he’s super bitter that Shatner didn’t rimjob him everyday.

Takei was legit funny and lovable at one time. My personal favorite memory of him [aside from “Vishnu bewaaaaaaare!”] was him telling Howard Stern he wasn’t gay circa 1994.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

I know we're still a few days away from Christmas, but to celebrate ¼ of 10,000 pages let's all get together and remember the true meaning of the holidays: to make fun of an ugly fat man.







Just like last year, all credits to RobertMewler at the first, better forum.

 

[Post Reply]

Its amusing to me that Turtledove, a man who writes historical fantasies exclusively about Confederates and Nazis, has TDS. Here's Patrick slithering into Harry's emergency meeting to explain that there's something sus about that orange player.


Here are a few funny tweets from Leslie.

"Overestimation of achievements and abilities" might as well be Patrick's bio at this point.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Pat says he’s written 9 books, is that right? Maybe it’s a Technicality Tomlinson moment because his published works are:
Children of a Dead Earth trilogy
Gate Crashers
Starship Repo
In the Black

At least one short story of were-rat erotica

Then there’s Herd Immunity, which isn’t published and his first draft of Christmas Carnage.

I thought Herd Immunity was only a treatment and he hadn’t expanded it out to a full novel. Maybe he worked on In the Red but hasn’t gotten anyone to look at that.

Still I guess that kind of brings us to 9-ish books worth of material. Imagine if he did a word count on his Tweets, he’d be writing at Stephen King levels of output.

That's only eight books, two unpublished. A "short story" isn't a book... I don't think? It might just a semantic thing.

Anyway, I'd love to hear from anyone here whose read any of these to talk about them. We talk so much about Patrick and yet so little about his works. From what little I've seen and heard about them, they seem to range from "pretty bad" to "nothing special." But it'd be unfair for me to judge, since I've seen so little.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Here are a few funny tweets from Leslie.

I love that Leslie is also unrepentant. He's trying to get her to back off but I think he's afraid because some part of him recognizes she can talk in publishing, but his narcissism and ODD insists he doesn't let any wounds go unpunished. At least he still views her as a person I reckon because he only calls her variations of an idiot. When he stalker or childs someone they're officially beneath him. This is why I think he """respects""" her position in publishing. She's on the lower end and possibly a borderline stalker child, but she's still able to be convinced/saved in his mind since he thinks she's just bought into the stalker child cult because she's a stupid fucking hole and needs to be educated.

 

[BScCollateral]

Children of a Dead Earth trilogy

Hang on, is this based on the game? I haven't played it but it's a pretty well-regarded space combat sim.
And by "sim" I mean not "boats with PEW PEW LAAAAZERS."

 

[Pedophobe]

Little lambkin

That's gold Leslie.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I love that Leslie is also unrepentant. He's trying to get her to back off but I think he's afraid because some part of him recognizes she can talk in publishing, but his narcissism and ODD insists he doesn't let any wounds go unpunished. At least he still views her as a person I reckon because he only calls her variations of an idiot. When he stalker or childs someone they're officially beneath him. This is why I think he """respects""" her position in publishing. She's on the lower end and possibly a borderline stalker child, but she's still able to be convinced/saved in his mind since he thinks she's just bought into the stalker child cult because she's a stupid fucking hole and needs to be educated.

I found it similarly interesting that Patrick only ever called null "child" and then went for the immediate block after one Xeet. I suspect deep down Patrick knows the trolls are relatively harmless and not that influential in the cosmic scale, so he just copypastes. However, he fears leslie and null since they're bigger than him and the resulting consequences would probably be something more humiliating than his toilet pasting his GPA