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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 329 31.8%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 523 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 182 17.6%

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This might be a hot take but anyone else get the feeling just letting the Fish drink and get to know each other makes for better content then the hellhouse shit? I watched the finale of season 1 a night or two ago and the cell 2 challenge just got tedious after awhile. It just dragged on and on. Watching season 2 and just seeing them get drunk and see the interpersonal drama infold to me is more interesting then the forced "torture" stuff.
sam retweeted the clip of vance getting his head shaved with the caption "this was the real of fishtank, the real finale" and i agree looking back. hell house is a funny idea but not for weeks on end.

i think the biggest hindrance was the eliminations themselves, theres not much you can do with just two people in a house. that being said hell in a cell was fun to watch at the time.
 
Jimmy definitely has an account here, who hasn't posted since the 18th/17th?
No he’s some Instagram or other aggregate site follower that takes content from such places and puts them on the feed for entertainment. He referred to /pol/ and some 4chan stuff as being places where they post the flag they’re from. I think he mentioned having an account somewhere. I think ifunny?
 
No he’s some Instagram or other aggregate site follower that takes content from such places and puts them on the feed for entertainment. He referred to /pol/ and some 4chan stuff as being places where they post the flag they’re from. I think he mentioned having an account somewhere. I think ifunny?

If he's well informed, he knows mentioning he's a Kiwifarmer will get Jet to kick him off immediately. Sounds like cover to me.
 
Have the loot crates or fish toys been activated yet?
Detective Cole went into Summer's Doghouse, grabbed a bunch of shit and almost slipped trying. He then quickly showed the bar cam that Summer is learning Japanese for Shinji. Proving that he was right in her having a crush on him. Vance BTFO.

Edit: Jimmy claims that Shinji brought those cards to Summer. The mutual love between the coomer and the BPD lady is strange indeed.
Summer said on like day 1 or 2 she was learning Japanese in college, and she's also a weeb. It makes sense to me that she's into a Japanese dude. Shinji seems like a huge coomer that will fuck any woman, so I doubt he actually likes Summer.
 
Sam, Ben, and Jet are currently setting something up in the living room, Summer is no where to be seen right now.

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If he's well informed, he knows mentioning he's a Kiwifarmer will get Jet to kick him off immediately. Sounds like cover to me.
He does seem like what I imagine the average A&H turbosperg is like IRL but I think you're giving him too much credit, he's a fucking retard who's constantly spilling his spaghetti everywhere, I don't think he would be able to keep it quiet.
 
Sam gathers the fish in the living room. Summer isn't anywhere to be seen. Sam says a woman (Summer) had a breakdown. Sam says some people have suggested that they send Summer home. He disagrees. He says when someone has a psychotic breakdown, they need swamp magic.

Sam says they're having a swamp magic ceremony. Summer is finally seen. She is told to lay down in the living room floor for the ceremony. He has everyone chant "OOGA CHAGA!" over and over.

Sam lights a potato and says "THE RETARDATION IS LEAVING!" and Summer, to her credit is acting like an evil spirit is leaving her body.

Keep in mind this is all while the fish are chanting.

This is so random, you had no idea what Fish Tank was and walked in on this, it looks nuts. Summer looks like a little girl in the middle of an Epstein Island party :story:

After the "magic" is over Sam takes Summer to the dog house, where she is "sleeping" now. Sam goes back to the living room and asks the fish what game they want to play. Suggests hide and seek. Jimmy has a suggestion. Sam asks "Does it have to do with rape?" and Jimmy says "You put one finger in your ass and one in your mouth. Then you say "switch!" and switch fingers."

Meg suggests "Ninja". Which they all agree on. Idk what Ninja is. Meg says she needs to discuss the rules with Tay.
 
Sam gathers the fish in the living room. Summer isn't anywhere to be seen. Sam says a woman (Summer) had a breakdown. Sam says some people have suggested that they send Summer home. He disagrees. He says when someone has a psychotic breakdown, they need swamp magic.

Sam says they're having a swamp magic ceremony. Summer is finally seen. She is told to lay down in the living room floor for the ceremony. He has everyone chant "OOGA CHAGA!" over and over.

Sam lights a potato and says "THE RETARDATION IS LEAVING!" and Summer, to her credit is acting like an evil spirit is leaving her body.

Keep in mind this is all while the fish are chanting.

This is so random, you had no idea what Fish Tank was and walked in on this, it looks nuts. Summer looks like a little girl in the middle of an Epstein Island party :story:
it was amazing
 
So what's TJ's deal? Does he have a speech impediment? It's nice to see him be more social but he really struggles to get a point across.
So is Summer going to be replaced or is Summer still there. Is Sam Hyde doing twin peaks shit?
She's still there. I kind of took this as a way to give Summer one more chance and see if she can take it, but I could be wrong.
 
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I just had a realization, I thought it was odd seemingly every single Fish smokes/vapes, that they gave them a big supply of tobacco.

It's too drive them crazy by cutting them off. Maybe less severe and more of a week long "No nicotine" challenge.
it's also a good social activity, they bond over it, and when the cutoff comes and cigarettes become a challenge prize, it's going to form bonds with the sharers and enemies with the hoarders.
 
To the dumb ones here, kicking people out before Monday is an ultra retard move, it's not only Christmas but is the start of week 2 where they will start getting into the game outright, also you gotta be a boring nofun faggot to see Sam using swamp magic to transfer someone's retardation into a potato and hate it
 
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