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I adore low-effort shitposts like this. Here is my rendition. "He'll tear your balls apart":
Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
- Thread starter Himedall All-seeing Waifu
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They already have a tranny Pinhead. Might as well go one step lower.
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Nickposters, the Merge is nearly upon us and if Ser Balldo is going to have any chance of pulling off Lolcow of the Year 2023 against the populist scourge of the Patposters some deep loremaster needs to come up with an effort post to rival this missive in support of his unworthy challenger before it's too late.
TL;DR What's the TL;DR?
TL;DR What's the TL;DR?
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I've mentioned it a few times in the thread, but has Nick mentioned anything about streaming on Christmas Eve as per tradition?
It falls on Sunday this year, which isn't a regular streaming day for him and never was even pre-Balldo. Ty Beard also pulled out last minute on Nick last year IIRC.
It holds particular nostalgia for me because I got caught in my car in an icestorm away from home a few years ago at 4 am and listened to a decent chunk of a Nick/Ty Christmas Eve stream live lying in my car as it iced over, stealing WiFi from a closed McDonald's parking lot.
It falls on Sunday this year, which isn't a regular streaming day for him and never was even pre-Balldo. Ty Beard also pulled out last minute on Nick last year IIRC.
It holds particular nostalgia for me because I got caught in my car in an icestorm away from home a few years ago at 4 am and listened to a decent chunk of a Nick/Ty Christmas Eve stream live lying in my car as it iced over, stealing WiFi from a closed McDonald's parking lot.
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Sean / Potentially Criminal giving a a nod to @Himedall All-seeing Waifu
“Locals is real fun. Ours is fun, or other ones. You can maybe run a chat scraper, and see all the funny chats and awkward things that get said in them. So, either way, it can be a lot of fun, a lot of fun.”
“Locals is real fun. Ours is fun, or other ones. You can maybe run a chat scraper, and see all the funny chats and awkward things that get said in them. So, either way, it can be a lot of fun, a lot of fun.”
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One of these people is a genuine supporter of free speech and the right of citizen reporters to gather and republish information that's openly published on the internet for all to see.
The other is a posturing hypocrite that pretends to support free speech, but actually only supports his OWN freedom to say whatever the fuck he wants without consequences while seeking to close down anyone who is critical of him or makes him look stupid.
"Somebody touched the cow, man! Your rules say you're not allowed to touch the cow. My bull did not groom his friend's daughter, even though he said he did right out of his own mouth."
Jeez, that stinking hypocrite is intolerable. How anybody can watch him is a complete mystery to me.
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Nobody really "won" that because there was never even a fight. It was just a pathetic, impotent attempt by Juju the Cow to stir up animosity between two other people because he's a sick sack of shit. The two other people just had the sense to realize they had nothing to fight about.
Nick was a sad, sycophantic lackey in this.
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Nick had a short LOCALS stream:
- He was late becuase he was talking to Ty. He considers Ty a friend and mentor. He is one person whose opinion he respects.
- He did a karaoke parody of 'I'll Be There for You' with a drug theme.
- He said he might be in Miami in the next month. He wants to talk to Rumble to hash out his deal.
- He likes having Ty on, despite the 'fiasco',, but Nick did not have any input on it. It still hurt. He doesn't know why people are coming at hum over it.
- He complained about how expensive it is to travel with kids. He probably cannot get to France next year, but he wants to take them to Notre Dame.
- One of Nick's fears is that as a streamer he could get arrested abroad for jokes he has made online in the past that the Government does not like.
- He said if he doesn't have his kids on Christmas, he wouldn't be devastated emotionally--more confused because it would be weird.
- Nick said he does not have a 'multi-million dollar trust fund to protect him from anything'. He has had help, but people have misunderstood the will of his grandparents that it gives him a bunch of money.
- He will probably fo a Friday show and try to get Ty back for Sunday night.
- He was late becuase he was talking to Ty. He considers Ty a friend and mentor. He is one person whose opinion he respects.
- He did a karaoke parody of 'I'll Be There for You' with a drug theme.
- He said he might be in Miami in the next month. He wants to talk to Rumble to hash out his deal.
- He likes having Ty on, despite the 'fiasco',, but Nick did not have any input on it. It still hurt. He doesn't know why people are coming at hum over it.
- He complained about how expensive it is to travel with kids. He probably cannot get to France next year, but he wants to take them to Notre Dame.
- One of Nick's fears is that as a streamer he could get arrested abroad for jokes he has made online in the past that the Government does not like.
- He said if he doesn't have his kids on Christmas, he wouldn't be devastated emotionally--more confused because it would be weird.
- Nick said he does not have a 'multi-million dollar trust fund to protect him from anything'. He has had help, but people have misunderstood the will of his grandparents that it gives him a bunch of money.
- He will probably fo a Friday show and try to get Ty back for Sunday night.
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Is he confirming that he's such an absolute and utter fuckup that his grandparents have in fact put some kind of generation-skipping financial vehicle in place that specifically cuts him out in favor of his kids, because they know otherwise he'd squander it with his squalid sins and perversions?
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He was in Miami in November at a literal Rumble event and didn’t even get to meet Dan Bongino there. Sounds like Nick is feeling a tad desperate.
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When I first saw EVS I thought he was going to be chill but the more I saw of him the more I thought he was a retard. Dude had everything in front of him, ripe for the taking because of his past efforts, and instead of building on top of that he pitched a shitty tent and started shitting everywhere he could, then somehow he's surprised he keeps stepping on shit on his plot of land that was once pristine but is now a shit heap.
I like how Balldo doesn't want his kids to have to explain his butthole being on the Internet but is completely ok with them having to explain the balldo simping, the MANdy catfishing, and the bottle up his ass. There's a ton more I'm probably missing, but at least with Onlyfans you can claim you were bandwagoning because you're a retard, but how do you excuse something obscure and niche like the balldo?
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Imagine being VITO’S lackey. What an awful existence.
Chief Ungo Bungo
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If this were anyone else, I'd say they were coping about a possible divorce but Nick is such a narcissist that he doesn't give a shit about having his kids for Christmas because it would be an event that isn't devoted to his majesty. What a fucking manchild.
"There's no security net guys, my wealthy family wouldn't bail me out for the sake of my children. Woe is me!"
I think it's a fairly common opinion but I'd have a tiny bit more respect for Nick if he quit the bullshit and was open about being a wealthy libertine whose never had to work a day in his fucking life.
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“Funny” how he told the Matt from Fuddbusters that he had to let the fat girl from his college class cut his hair because he needed a haircut but couldn’t afford $15 to get one at a barber shop yet he told Ty last night that he’s had Amazon Prime since he was a college undergrad. He was apparently not so broke that he had to work a job while flouncing about as a male cheerleader & failing classes but he was still set up like even if his parents didn’t trust him with cash money he still could get what he needed in a supervised way. No one broke enough to not be able to afford a haircut is going to be buying enough Amazon purchases to justify paying a monthly fee to Amazon for Prime so either Nick is lying about poverty again and / or his parents were providing him with enough perks that he wasn’t as poor as he pretends.
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Nick lies a lot and you can tell when he's lying because his lips are moving.
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An attempt at a “Mr Grinch” parody in the spirit of the holidays.
You're a mean one, Mr. Balldo,
You really are a drunk,
You're as cuddly as Ralph, you're as charming as Daxipad, Mr. Balldo,
You're a balding pollack with a greasy dye job!
You're a monster, Mr. Balldo,
Your tongue licks empty bottles,
Your brain is full of holes, you have a BBC in your soul, Mr. Balldo,
I wouldn't touch you with a sixity-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a foul one, Mr. Balldo,
You have pre-cooked egg in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a anime-loving crocodile, Mr. Grinch,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the anime-loving crocodile!
You're a vile one, Mr. Balldo,
You're a greasy unwashed skunk,
Your kitchen is full of unwashed dishes, your office is full of bottles, Mr. Balldo,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Drink, drank, drunk"!
You're a cuck, Mr. Balldo,
You're the Lawpope of shitty streams,
Our wife’s a ruined body with purple stretch marks, Mr. Balldo,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of bad advice imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!
You nauseate me, Mr. Balldo,
With a nauseas super "naus"!
You're a crooked dirty faggot and you drive a shitty Mustang, Mr. Balldo,
You're a white bread ass nigga and non-practicing lawyer who’s way too sauced!
You're a mean one, Mr. Balldo,
You really are a drunk,
You're as cuddly as Ralph, you're as charming as Daxipad, Mr. Balldo,
You're a balding pollack with a greasy dye job!
You're a monster, Mr. Balldo,
Your tongue licks empty bottles,
Your brain is full of holes, you have a BBC in your soul, Mr. Balldo,
I wouldn't touch you with a sixity-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a foul one, Mr. Balldo,
You have pre-cooked egg in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a anime-loving crocodile, Mr. Grinch,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the anime-loving crocodile!
You're a vile one, Mr. Balldo,
You're a greasy unwashed skunk,
Your kitchen is full of unwashed dishes, your office is full of bottles, Mr. Balldo,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Drink, drank, drunk"!
You're a cuck, Mr. Balldo,
You're the Lawpope of shitty streams,
Our wife’s a ruined body with purple stretch marks, Mr. Balldo,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of bad advice imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!
You nauseate me, Mr. Balldo,
With a nauseas super "naus"!
You're a crooked dirty faggot and you drive a shitty Mustang, Mr. Balldo,
You're a white bread ass nigga and non-practicing lawyer who’s way too sauced!
I would call it a win for common sense then due to the fact both parties were able to avoid getting baited into a slap fight that would serve Juju's retarded purposes.
As for the trust fund thing since he can't pull all the money himself he has "no net". Not counting the fact that mommy and daddy won't let their 5 grandchildren starve since their fuck up son is too much of an idiot to be responsible. More word games and bullshit from the pretend lawyer.
SpergioLeonne
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It’s more complicated than that, because the majority of the time his lips are moving, it’s around the tip of a whiskey bottle he’s pretending is a dick