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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
If you think the wigger crew is clever enough to be behind the scenes orchestrating the Summer meltdown shit you are a moron. They can barely run a website you really think they are pulling some incredible psyops behind the scenes? Come on man.
 
Not even a week in and Jet's already initiating hugbox mode? Glad I'm not investing even a fraction of the time I spent on the first season, holy shit.
They handle the hugbox a lot better than S1. They're at least not turning off the cams and sent Lynch to the bar.
 
>do you love Cole?
>hahahahahahahahahahahahaha no.

Well that's not a great response. Cole deserves better. I'm thinking Meg. Powerful, fat offspring.
 
If you think the wigger crew is clever enough to be behind the scenes orchestrating the Summer meltdown shit you are a moron. They can barely run a website you really think they are pulling some incredibly psyops behind the scenes? Come on man.
Since you’re clearly responding to the post I made that you left a disagree: Maybe you should gain reading comprehension and see that I said a) hit me with the rainbows and b) I’d love for it to be an elaborate wigger hoax. I didn’t say that I thought that was the actual case. You can stop battling windmills now.
 
IF there is a season 3 is it really that hard to get contestants that aren't fans or in the know? Like running casting through a fake company and not asking twitter followers to apply or at least some type of better screening. I understand that everyone this season is supposed to be in the know but i feel like they cant really fuck with them as much cause they will just realize its a bit. Like imagine how someone random would react to Ben getting pissed randomly compared to someone who knew the bit. Sam is popular to internet people but I am sure there are hundreds of wanna be actors that arent in tune to internet culture.
 
IF there is a season 3 is it really that hard to get contestants that aren't fans or in the know? Like running casting through a fake company and not asking twitter followers to apply or at least some type of better screening. I understand that everyone this season is supposed to be in the know but i feel like they cant really fuck with them as much cause they will just realize its a bit. Like imagine how someone random would react to Ben getting pissed randomly compared to someone who knew the bit. Sam is popular to internet people but I am sure there are hundreds of wanna be actors that arent in tune to internet culture.
What if it was like this and like 8 of them quit when Sam Hyde appeared cause they're libtarded. There is that risk.
 
“Recovering from the turmoil”… oh, come on. Nothing happened… and everything in all their hyping up of the show always hypes it as pure chaos and turmoil incarnate.
All bark and absolutely no bite, I hope this is a bit. They even know now that all their remaining contestants know about the show, there really is no excuse…
That's from season 1, to be clear. The one from today can be translated as "We're tired after dealing with Summer all night so need to take a break."
 
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Summer has entered schizo babble mode.
 
What if it was like this and like 8 of them quit when Sam Hyde appeared cause they're libtarded. There is that risk.
I had this exact thought earlier today. Your average 20 something terminally online zoomer is going to lean left politically and Sam coming out saying blatantly racist shit could easily make people jump ship if they have no prior knowledge of who he is. I could see multiple totally blind fish leaving the show after Sam dropped some n bombs.
 
What if it was like this and like 8 of them quit when Sam Hyde appeared cause they're libtarded. There is that risk.
Thats a fair point. Maybe make it so in the contract you wont win any money from fishbucks or chips if you leave on your own accord, and then not have crazy Sam shit happen until like a week or so in, that way people will have a few thousand dollars on the line, I feel like some liberals will let a "nigger" here or there slide if it means they get to keep a few thousand dollars.
 
Her soundcloud description, some weird roblox rap was uploaded around the same time this was updated so makes it kind of look like a hack who fucking knows what BPD does though. thanks to dude on /tv/ that pointed that out.

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Since you’re clearly responding to the post I made that you left a disagree: Maybe you should gain reading comprehension and see that I said a) hit me with the rainbows and b) I’d love for it to be an elaborate wigger hoax. I didn’t say that I thought that was the actual case. You can stop battling windmills now.
Shit, I went and reread your post and I totally misread it. My bad I'll take the L.
 
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