Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

https://youtu.be/KRNZYKmFrcY

Already archived earlier in the thread and I'm on mobile, so no archive here.

So it literally does mean faggot, at least on Nick. Another joke I made that isn't even a joke. He's a faggot with faggot tattooed on his skin.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Imagine being a grown ass man (allegedly) and having shit tattooed on you in a language you don't even speak. What a gargantuan jizz-gargling homosexual.

This is so beyond parody of a trashy, unsophisticated American and even the most uncultured of our fellow countrymen know it. Somehow Nick didn’t get the memo. Or maybe he was just drunk when he got the tattoo. There’s almost zero chance he was sober, that’s for sure.

 

[Space Pope]

At least lift a weight before decorating your anorexic teenage girl physique.

The rare W for Mr. Anisa Jomha.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Is he confirming that he's such an absolute and utter fuckup that his grandparents have in fact put some kind of generation-skipping financial vehicle in place that specifically cuts him out in favor of his kids, because they know otherwise he'd squander it with his squalid sins and perversions?

From what I understand of the will, the bulk of the estate went directly to his children. There also appears to be a family trust which is authorized to distribute money to the grandfather's descendants, which would include Nick, and the will suggests the trustee is likely to be Ty Beard. It is in one of (I think) Lemoine's filings. It's buried in a filing which is buried somewhere in one of the Vic threads. Nick's line was that HE did not have a trust fund, which based on the will seems to be strictly true since the will did not specifically leave money to him.

This is so beyond parody of a trashy, unsophisticated American and even the most uncultured of our fellow countrymen know it. Somehow Nick didn’t get the memo. Or maybe he was just drunk when he got the tattoo. There’s almost zero chance he was sober, that’s for sure.

Nick has had this tattoo for a long time, IIRC since long before he started streaming. It's just he's appeared on camera shirtless a lot more in the last year and a half.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Anyone know what the moon runes mean?

I would need to see it with the rest of the sentence, and my moon runes are rusty as shit, but the first character is anger.

怒 Anger​

The one slightly lower looks like the kanji for samurai, but its looks like its a part of a larger kanji, and the "plus" is such a generic shape that it could be anything without being able to see more.

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士 Samurai 吉 Good luck/Congratulations ​

It could be something like 真 which means true or genuine. As I said, hard to say without context/full picture, but I don't want to spend more of my Friday staring at his chest.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Didn't we have this whole discussion before? We did; I'll try and find it if no one else does later.

 

[TheSoutherStar]

the ching chong tattoo is very old, iirc he got it around college. i first saw it when nick streamed himself taking a shower (yes really). Not sure if elissa has a clip of it, i saw it during one of clairebere's streams.

 

[3MMA]

All part of the cycle. The kanji of the
Rage Twig is come around again. Pronounced similar to “doh,” in English:

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these. Bish.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Didn't we have this whole discussion before? We did; I'll try and find it if no one else does later.

We did back in June

because he is not the first retard to tattoo something thinking he knows what it means. Because according to Nick it reads "Furry, control, chivalry, and courage" .

You should click on the link for a cool chink language breakdown and a better look at the tattoo. Furry is a funny typo when discussing balldoman
This is the link to the post where Null's interpretation is shared and it is further broken down

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-16446828

 

[feral cat #6385]

I would need to see it with the rest of the sentence, and my moon runes are rusty as shit, but the first character is anger.

怒 Anger​

The one slightly lower looks like the kanji for samurai, but its looks like its a part of a larger kanji, and the "plus" is such a generic shape that it could be anything without being able to see more.

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士 Samurai 吉 Good luck/Congratulations ​

It could be something like 真 which means true or genuine. As I said, hard to say without context/full picture, but I don't want to spend more of my Friday staring at his chest.

I would just assume it means, "power bottom."

 

[LiquidKid]

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He might do one. Initially he said he probably wouldn’t but then Ty made himself available

due to terms of service. Damn.

But also, Jesus Christ, this clip is even worse than I remember it being

 

[Chibitzen]

Didn't we have this whole discussion before? We did; I'll try and find it if no one else does later.

Yes there's another user who interpreted it a little differently than Null's version, but they're hard to tag with their gender symbols and such in their username. If you know the one I'm talking about, they made a post about it on here. (Their full name is eluding me right now)

Edit: Sniped by a grenade, oh my (@holyhandgrenade)

And FFS, I'm having to load a VPN to even get Tor to load properly. I'm double protected

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

The worst part of the tattoo is that he got it because he did Taekwondo in a college. For those who don’t follow combat sports because you’re not an autist, masculine/ immature enough to not find it gay, or gay, taekwondo is basically a shit-tier martial art.

It’s basically something that looks cool, but will get your ass kicked in a real fight.

 

[AnOminous]

This is so beyond parody of a trashy, unsophisticated American and even the most uncultured of our fellow countrymen know it. Somehow Nick didn’t get the memo. Or maybe he was just drunk when he got the tattoo. There’s almost zero chance he was sober, that’s for sure.

Is he ever sober? Does he even wake up sober? I suppose it's possible sometimes he is ingesting so copious an amount of black bull jizz that he doesn't have time to drink, but I haven't seen it.

I would just assume it means, "power bottom."

As nool pointed out, the meanings of these chinky moon runes is highly context-dependent. Any Chinese characters at all, when tattooed onto a whitebread ass cracka like Nick, mean "I am a gigantic faggot."

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

At least lift a weight before decorating your anorexic teenage girl physique.

There was an interesting article I was reading a couple of years ago about covert narcissism and eating disorders to stay thin. They hate work...including working out.

 

[Howling Janny Dog]

I would need to see it with the rest of the sentence, and my moon runes are rusty as shit, but the first character is anger.

怒 Anger​

The one slightly lower looks like the kanji for samurai, but its looks like its a part of a larger kanji, and the "plus" is such a generic shape that it could be anything without being able to see more.

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士 Samurai 吉 Good luck/Congratulations ​

It could be something like 真 which means true or genuine. As I said, hard to say without context/full picture, but I don't want to spend more of my Friday staring at his chest.

Random kanji letters "spelled" to sound like other words is a thing in Japanese biker gangs, so the tattoo artist may have given him the good old whitebread bitch nigga wannabe gangsta treatment. Though it would be better if I got to see the full cringe tat by itself.

 

[Russell Wilson]

His howaitu-torashu tattoo is particularly embarrassing having been done in a typeface style.

Very similar font to his tattoo, this is basic Noto Serif. This would be like having a shitty quote tattoo done in Times New Roman.
Most people would at least opt for something that looks more like calligraphy to pretend they have artistic taste.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Can someone confirm my memory that rumble had a promo with the rumble content creators that they are letting everyone there take 100% of the rumble rant? They're gonna start taking 30% of the cut next year? Coulda sworn that was a thing.

If nick starts being perma rumble next year, and he gets 100 usd on rants average, he will take only 70 usd per stream?

 

[elb]

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due to terms of service. Damn.

But also, Jesus Christ, this clip is even worse than I remember it being

Yeah I caught a strike for harassment soon after posting the link here. Oops

 

[AncientPhosphur]

This is so beyond parody of a trashy, unsophisticated American and even the most uncultured of our fellow countrymen know it. Somehow Nick didn’t get the memo. Or maybe he was just drunk when he got the tattoo. There’s almost zero chance he was sober, that’s for sure.

Do they even allow you to get a tattoo while drunk and impromptu? I got some tattoos done through a tattoo artist I knew through a coworker. We talked multiple times to clarify what I wanted done, size, color, location after I sent the initial designs. Can’t imagine being married and even getting a tattoo randomly while trashed, but then again I don’t go around talking about my male lingerie and balldos to strangers. Especially Asian shit, just why.