Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

These chicks are so deluded, and you never can be sure if they’re just really… dumb, or have been drinking the koolaide for some long, that their brains are scrambled on gender nonsense.

This is probably the most perplexing thing about pooners to me. They would insist that they are "stealth" and no one knows they are trans. They are actually shocked when someone head on asks them if they are trans, like they can't imagine how their great secret was figured out. No dood, your facial structure, Kermit voice, hips, itty-bitty hands and feet, as well as distinctly female mannerisms immediately reveal your true gender. Everyone, every single person you ever meet immediately clocks you, they are just nice and go along with your delusions out of pity, because you are obviously not well in the head.

But none of this seems to register with these types and I'm genuinely baffled why. Is it a heavy dose of 'tism making them incapable of picking social ques? Could it be, like you said, that they spent so much time in their discord echo chambers affirming each other's bullshit that their delusions supplanted reality? Or did their brain turn into actual slop from the cross-sex hormones, mental illness and whatever other medicine they take? Maybe a combination of two or more of the above? One of the greatest failings of modern medicine is that no medical research is allowed to be done on trannies, because the results may turn out to be 'transphobic,' which leaves these obviously ill people untreated.

 

[neverendingmidi]

But none of this seems to register with these types and I'm genuinely baffled why. Is it a heavy dose of 'tism making them incapable of picking social ques? Could it be, like you said, that they spent so much time in their discord echo chambers affirming each other's bullshit that their delusions supplanted reality? Or did their brain turn into actual slop from the cross-sex hormones, mental illness and whatever other medicine they take?

Yes. Though the bolded part can also backlash. Funniest shit ever was some pooner complaining that they didn't know their gender without having to perform it for others, back in 2020 during the "two weeks".

 

[Wallace]

But none of this seems to register with these types and I'm genuinely baffled why. Is it a heavy dose of 'tism making them incapable of picking social ques? Could it be, like you said, that they spent so much time in their discord echo chambers affirming each other's bullshit that their delusions supplanted reality? Or did their brain turn into actual slop from the cross-sex hormones, mental illness and whatever other medicine they take? Maybe a combination of two or more of the above? One of the greatest failings of modern medicine is that no medical research is allowed to be done on trannies, because the results may turn out to be 'transphobic,' which leaves these obviously ill people untreated.

All of the above. No one is better at deceiving you than you, especially when you want to be deceived.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

Here's one for this thread....yes, I know it's the Daily Fail, but you need to see the pics.

Female model hitting 30 is pissed that her transition ended up getting her fired from her agency.

Yeah, sweetie, you need to butch up.....

 

[Fapcop]

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Lol! You know things are bad when even some trannies are saying: “This is going too far!”

This is probably the most perplexing thing about pooners to me. They would insist that they are "stealth" and no one knows they are trans. They are actually shocked when someone head on asks them if they are trans, like they can't imagine how their great secret was figured out. No dood, your facial structure, Kermit voice, hips, itty-bitty hands and feet, as well as distinctly female mannerisms immediately reveal your true gender. Everyone, every single person you ever meet immediately clocks you, they are just nice and go along with your delusions out of pity, because you are obviously not well in the head.

But none of this seems to register with these types and I'm genuinely baffled why. Is it a heavy dose of 'tism making them incapable of picking social ques? Could it be, like you said, that they spent so much time in their discord echo chambers affirming each other's bullshit that their delusions supplanted reality? Or did their brain turn into actual slop from the cross-sex hormones, mental illness and whatever other medicine they take? Maybe a combination of two or more of the above? One of the greatest failings of modern medicine is that no medical research is allowed to be done on trannies, because the results may turn out to be 'transphobic,' which leaves these obviously ill people untreated.

I really think it’s a combination of three things.

1A: Autism. I
1B: Social isolation. The two are sort of related, because if you spend most of your time in front of a computer, you’re not going to be good at reading social cues.

2: Self delusion. They WANT to believe.

3: Religion. These people treat their wacky beliefs with the same kind of dedication that an imam recites the Koran with. If you repeat “trans women/men are women/men” and “nobody can know your gender unless you let them know” as a matter of faith day in and day out, it’ll eventually turn into self hypnosis.

 

[The Noticer]

Here's one for this thread....yes, I know it's the Daily Fail, but you need to see the pics.

Female model hitting 30 is pissed that her transition ended up getting her fired from her agency.

Yeah, sweetie, you need to butch up.....

People ostensibly look at a model as someone they would like to emulate.

Who the fuck would want to look like a twiggy faggot?

 

[Terffals]

Here's one for this thread....yes, I know it's the Daily Fail, but you need to see the pics.

Female model hitting 30 is pissed that her transition ended up getting her fired from her agency.

Yeah, sweetie, you need to butch up.....

Woman with job dependent on her looks fucks with her looks, is shocked she loses job. What a smooth brained move. If she got a pair of bolt ons or a nose job or tattoos without her agency’s permission, she’d have gotten fired also. How is this different?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Here's one for this thread....yes, I know it's the Daily Fail, but you need to see the pics.

Female model hitting 30 is pissed that her transition ended up getting her fired from her agency.

Yeah, sweetie, you need to butch up.....

More like Frances Coom

 

[Haram-Habibi]

Woman with job dependent on her looks fucks with her looks, is shocked she loses job. What a smooth brained move. If she got a pair of bolt ons or a nose job or tattoos without her agency’s permission, she’d have gotten fired also. How is this different?

Because she couldn't sue them in Tranada for the bolt ons, nose job or tattoos. Firing her for being stupid like this is a hate crime, though, so JACKPOT!!

 

[Jacques1194]

TIF has meltdown because one guy on Grindr told her that only straight and bi men slept with her, and gay men dont like FtMs.What i love about this is that she claims to have all this validation from sleeping with "gay men", and yet one stranger's comment is enough to shaken her fragile "gender identity" to the core.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

TIF has meltdown because one guy on Grindr told her that only straight and bi men slept with her, and gay men dont like FtMs.What i love about this is that she claims to have all this validation from sleeping with "gay men", and yet one stranger's comment is enough to shaken her fragile "gender identity" to the core.
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Luckily she posted before/after photos:

Without the beard she just looks like a butch lesbian. The facial hair doesn't help that much.

 

[Fapcop]

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Looooool!

There are men out there who fuck colostomy holes.

There are men out there, who will nod and go “Oh yeah? That’s amazing! Really cool!” When a crazy chick tells them about all the different people that make up her “system” just because they hope to put their penis inside her.

Some men will swear up and down that they’re single, despite having a wife and kids at home, because they’re hoping for China.

And this chick is surprised that a dude will tell her “Oh yeah I totally see you as a man baby! Now suck my dick bitch…dude!”

Pooners are hilarious.

 

[RX-78]

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I love #3, it starts off with him pointing out the flaws in the tranny cult, coming ever so close to rationalizing his way out of that nightmare upon realizing he's being stalked for wrongthink, and then throwing it all away at the end because he's become too dependent on the false sense of community and rejoins the masses, stating that the others are not true and honest transexuals like xhe is uwu.

I could not ask for a more concise and perfect summation for the tragedy that is the troon.

 

[batteredpancakes]

This Tif's whole posting history is an L but here's the recent post.
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She's been on T for 6 years and has had no growth, kept her periods till her hysterectomy, liver is shitting out, feels like shit. But y'know what it did give her immediately? Hair loss haha. her hairs been thinning since 16 and is worse than her 50yo dads.

Her weird ideas about how bodies function is also interesting. She talks about her body like it has a mind of its own.

I thought that my body really "wanted" to transition

It feels like my body is fighting me on this

The US's shitty education funding is the HIV of human society.

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I feel betrayed by testosterone

I'm super tired so I'm sorry if this makes no sense or has a lot of typos or anything, feel free to ask clarifying questions
So, early in my transition I thought that my body really "wanted" to transition, T fixed several health issues and I had no side effects. Even on a low dose I saw differences quickly, it was awesome

Now though I'm losing my hair, my T levels are constantly dropping (found out by looking through my own pathology results after my hysterectomy+oophorectomy- NOT informed by my doctor- that I had PCOS so that explains some of it, especially my T levels dropping to the bare minimum without the ovaries there apparently making plenty of their own T), my liver readings still suck, I still haven't gotten bottom growth... It feels like my body is fighting me on this

I've been on T for 6 years. But I CONSTANTLY want to quit it these days. Yes, even though I now have estrogen levels that are low even for a man, so it'd cause osteoporosis.
It's not like I wanna detransition or anything. I'm still just as much of a guy. I just... I feel like shit. Testosterone saved my life before but now it feels like it's ruining my body. But the people around me won't LET me quit because they're convinced it's good for me.

I think I'm just not meant to have sex hormones now that I'm an adult. I should've been neutered... That's what feels correct for me.
I'm not feeling regret. I've loved being on T. I love the changes I DID get. I love having facial hair and a male-typical voice and male body proportions. But now that the estrogen isn't there to "fight" T just feels so unnecessary. I'm not having the reversible changes ANYWAY so I wanna just take the permanent ones and leave HRT behind. Osteoporosis be damned.
I hate my body. Both form and function. My body is horrible.

It's not like I wanna detransition or anything. I'm still just as much of a guy. I just... I feel like shit. Testosterone saved my life before but now it feels like it's ruining my body.
I hate my body. Both form and function. My body is horrible.

Just looked some more and this girl was on T at 13. She's 19 now. Her Hysto was in August.
She's a gayden and posts in r/FTMfemininity. A boyfriend she had at 13 sexually abused her and she's a virgin.
She identified as a femboy earlier in her reddit and was worried taking T would ruin her curvy body.

She's 4"11".

She also has a post from a year ago about regretting transitioning. She was convinced out of detransing. One of the top posts points out that she'll need to be on hormones anyway so why bother. Same expense, same amount of dr visits.
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Regretting transitioning but still trans​

I know that seems so weird but tbh I just wanna know if I'm completely insane for this, let me explain

So I'm a trans guy, totally binary, he/him. I've been on testosterone for 5 years now and love it. I'm trying really hard to get a hysterectomy before the end of the year so insurance will cover it. I've legally changed my name and am very comfortable and confident in being treated like the man I am

...But I just got back from the doctor, and man. I wish I'd just stayed in the closet. It's too late now but I'm at the point where I just never want to see another doctor ever again, even if it was an emergency and it killed me. I used to appreciate doctors and trust them more than anyone else in the world... But now I'm thinking I'll never go to a doctor again starting next year, especially if I can get the hysterectomy done. This means quitting T and never getting top surgery (or bottom surgery, I had been planning to decide after seeing how I felt after top surgery though)

Not to mention the expense of it all (I live in the US)
Life would've been so much easier if I'd just spent my whole life pretending to be a girl. I'm gay so that would've meant I was perceived as a cishet woman as well. The dysphoria would've been horrific but honestly I think it would've been better than knowing what could've been and having to give it up. I'm just so angry, devastated, and exhausted
Has anyone else felt this way? Or had to stop a transition "halfway" for other reasons? I'd love advice for figuring out how to cope... I've lost all my hope of ever being happy, this stops me from doing so many things I'd wanted to do, and now I'm doomed to be very dysphoric forever... I'm just trying to be grateful for the permanent changes of T so when I lose it forever I'll always have those, and I can just desperately hope I still pass after thanks to those...

Edit/update: I've decided I'm not gonna give up on doctors/testosterone entirely next year. I really love being on T, aside from my chest and between my legs I love how my body looks on T, aside from my periods I love how I feel on T... A few horrible days every few months is worth being myself the rest of the time. However I'm probably gonna give up treating non-trans related health issues if I don't make any progress in my appointment later this month, so that once I'm established with an adult doctor (I'm 18 and until now had been seeing a pediatric specialist, I'm now looking for a general practitioner who is willing and able to prescribe testosterone) I can hopefully only go twice a year until I get top surgery. Tbh thinking I would never get that if I gave up on doctors was also a big factor.

Oh also speaking of periods (which somehow have persisted through taking testosterone since I was 13) that started today, which explains why I was so upset and jumping to extremes yesterday... I genuinely can't be trusted to make any sort of significant decision right before my period due to severe PMS. It's so bad I'd genuinely consider myself incapable of consenting to contracts, like, in a legal sense. So yeah not sticking to any sort of decision made the day before my period

But I just got back from the doctor, and man. I wish I'd just stayed in the closet. It's too late now

O'rly? I was told by all the trans activists that everything is completely reversible? Are you telling me they lied?
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It depends on whether your growth plates have fused or whatever it's called. I stopped growing around 12, got on T at 13, haven't grown at all. But I've heard of people still gaining some height in their 20s. A doctor actually predicted I wouldn't grow because my female puberty hit me hard and fast (and young). But I have a friend whose puberty started later and was slower to take full effect, if she was a trans guy I bet T would increase her height a little tbh.

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I've only ever met three LGBTQ+ cis men, and two of them are my (married) uncles (consequently, just being simply "gay" makes me the least uncomfortable...). I know it's irrational but it feels like the LGBTQ+ community is for women and AFABs. And yes, I am AFAB, but I don't want to connect with that fact because y'know it makes me dysphoric, I don't want there to be a distinction between me and cis men other than my medical history which is unavoidable.

I've also been bullied in the past for being in LGBTQ+ spaces as a man, even after coming out as a gay trans man because "you look cishet"

All of this is made worse by the realization I actually relate strongly to a more "niche" label for my romantic orientation (I believe it's technically on the aro spectrum? idk) which just makes me feel even worse because I've only ever heard of women and AFAB people using lesser known labels

(All of this also actually applies to being openly neurodivergent as well, except I know plenty of neurodivergent cis men. Still makes me dysphoric tbh)

I'd also like to add that I'm 4'11 and very weak and emotionally sensitive. So yes I get bullied as a man for things that are cute in women. In addition to this, my mom is a LITERAL "kill all men" type of woman. She's said that exact phrase (and literally once assaulted my father to the point of breaking bones, and when I began to dial 911, laughed in my face and screamed that I'd be stuck with her without protection if police came because she's a woman and men are all "filthy pigs who deserve to be locked up like animals, the cops will see that" or something along those lines, possibly slight paraphrasing as trauma blurred the memory. Either way, you can see how I'd end up in misandrist circles with a mother like that)

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So I, a trans man, have considered myself a bottom for years. I'm a virgin but enjoy anal masturbation and don't have a dick so I kinda figured that was that.

But over the past few months or so I've found myself more and more interested in topping. It's not about the physical stimulation since I'd have to use a prosthetic, but I've realized my love of watching bottoms enjoy themselves goes beyond living vicariously through them.

When all AFAB trans people are called transmasc it just really makes me feel invalidated and frustrated and upset.

I don't consider myself masculine. I'm not exactly feminine, either, but that's mostly because I don't have a choice. Ideally I'd be putting feminine clothes (skirts, crop tops, that kinda thing) over a masculine body (not just male but I don't shave most of my body hair, I have a beard, etc). I don't know what term exactly I'd use, I often say "part time femboy", after top surgery I might try shaving and going full femboy cos I won't need the hair to pass tbh. We'll see

But whatever I am, I'm not masculine. I didn't transition to be masculine. I'm actually way more feminine than I was before I transitioned. I'm a MAN, I'm a binary man, he/him only, but I'm not masculine.

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I'm really broken inside right now, it's always been a dream of mine to get in shape. I've always wanted to be the kind of person who exercises regularly, I've always wanted to be strong (and attractive wouldn't hurt...). I thought, after finally finding out I have myasthenia, that would be the final piece, that I'd be able to do it. But even on medication, starting as slow as I possibly can, I just can't do it.

I'll probably die of heart disease before 30 without being able to exercise (I live in the US, so, keeping healthy with diet alone is basically impossible for someone with too little energy to cook as well as keep up with everything else), and I'll always be pathetically weak and ugly... But I guess it is what it is.

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So I was reading a study about testosterone in trans men causing prostate tissue development, sometimes into "well developed" glands.

I'm curious, has anyone on HRT had experience with this happening? I've wondered if it could be happening to me since I'm nearing 5 years on T. My lack of prostate causes me a lot of dysphoria as I also consider myself a gay bottom. I've noticed some... Differences... With that lately, so I'm wondering if anyone's confirmed having prostate tissue if it ends up being sensitive, similar to a cis guy's? I don't know if it's worth talking to a doctor about since I'm not worried about potential health issues currently.

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Okay, hear me out. So I'm AFAB, a trans guy. 100% sure of my identity, completely male. I came out and started medically transitioning at 13 (no, I don't know how I managed to pull that... No surgeries, just HRT. The miracles of trans-affirming parents and a doctor who read a lot of depressing statistics I guess).

Anyway growing up I was petrified of femininity. Irrational anger at stuff like nail polish and the colour pink. As soon as I was out I started presenting fully masculine and continued being allergic to femininity, though over time I got less upset about other people being feminine near me (before coming out I was always scared of getting dragged into "girly" group activities).

Since I came out so young, I was raised as a teenage boy. This only enforced this fear of being feminine, multiplied by the dysphoria and feeling like I needed to prove I'm a real man. I do feel like I truly have had the male "growing up" experience for the most part, at least since 13, since people sometimes literally forget I'm AFAB, even friends and family who all knew me before. I don't know why my parents accept me being trans yet still enforced strict gender roles, but meh at least it was affirming.

But over the past few months, I've started feeling very differently. I still identify completely as male, but sometimes I want to be seen as a feminine male. I'm still comfortable looking masc, I still want top surgery, I still adore my facial hair (ever since it started growing in I can even self soothe by just feeling it's there, it's great) and am so glad I got to have male puberty at a time a cis guy might've.

But... I also want tall socks and boots, maybe leggings/tights, and whenever I get a new binder that works properly I'd love to wear crop tops and such, or the exact opposite, aka a long shirt that's not quite a dress but I could wear without pants and be decent yknow, that kind of thing. And I've grown my hair out a little, just sorta stopped cutting it from the borderline military cut I'd had before. I don't want long hair but I'm loving the more fluffy medium-ish length.

I don't think I'm comfortable enough for full on dresses, skirts, nail polish, or makeup. I'm also generally not into jewelry of any kind, not as a masc/fem thing I just don't like it.

I've thought about shaving my legs so they look better in feminine leg gear but I'm pretty sure that'd cause dysphoria. I'm worried about anything that'd cross the line from "feminine male" to "female" as far as my appearance goes, basically.

I just think I'd look best as a femboy. I'm very short, with a narrow waist that curves out into my hips. My shoulders are slim as a man, but for AFAB standards they could be considered broad. Face definitely looks male especially with facial hair, but in a slightly more delicate way. I wouldn't say I'm super attractive, but could be worse, and I definitely do look worse when I'm trying to pretend to be some macho strong guy, honestly.

The aesthetic I'm going for is cute and pretty, but still male, without having to hide my body. Currently my best bet for cute is just oversized sweaters and sweatpants and stuff, which I also like, but doesn't help my confidence to hide away so much and isn't effective in the summer. Plus that's exclusively cute, not pretty (or like, attractive, yknow).

So yeah, the whole point of this post is to ask, is this... Okay? For me to be both masc and fem, while being AFAB yet male? It's just such a mess. Also, can femboys keep facial hair and body hair and still "count"? Is it ever appealing?

And if the answer to all of those is "yes"... Any tips for feminity without flowy outfits (dresses, skirts, etc)? I keep finding out feminine clothes exist that I'd never heard of before (that aren't full on dresses and stuff) and tend to get really excited about it even if I decide it's not for me. Right now I've just got some shirts that're a bit too long, long underwear that I just use as leggings with those shirts, and knee high socks, but when I move out (at most in a few months) I'd love to have more if it's not offensive to cis femboys or other trans people for me to do so...

 

[JULAY]

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Anyone, gay or straight, who is fucking this thing has no standards at all, because it is disgusting both pre and post transition.

 

[monstrous bubo]

This Tif's whole posting history is an L but here's the recent post.

I can’t laugh at this one. That someone so confused and distressed at 13 was allowed to destroy their health so comprehensively before they can drink or vote is an indictment of all adults concerned and the state of mental health care generally. And here she is at 19, still saying she hates her body as it crumbles. At 19 my biggest gripe was getting up for an early lecture and not having enough money, not surveying the wreckage of my body. I got the degree and now have a good salary, reasonable health, and interests galore. What does she have to look forward to? Horrified regret if she’s lucky, but more likely decades of health problems (physical and mental) which ultimately will kill her. What a waste of a life.

We get bugged around here by NEETs trooning out and being on gibs for life, but is this girl competent to hold a job? Imagine the damage she and others could do if they were in charge of making your lunch, parking your car or dry cleaning your fanciest clothes. If only her real problem was treated at 13.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I can’t laugh at this one. That someone so confused and distressed at 13 was allowed to destroy their health so comprehensively before they can drink or vote is an indictment of all adults concerned and the state of mental health care generally. And here she is at 19, still saying she hates her body as it crumbles. At 19 my biggest gripe was getting up for an early lecture and not having enough money, not surveying the wreckage of my body. I got the degree and now have a good salary, reasonable health, and interests galore. What does she have to look forward to? Horrified regret if she’s lucky, but more likely decades of health problems (physical and mental) which ultimately will kill her. What a waste of a life.

We get bugged around here by NEETs trooning out and being on gibs for life, but is this girl competent to hold a job? Imagine the damage she and others could do if they were in charge of making your lunch, parking your car or dry cleaning your fanciest clothes. If only her real problem was treated at 13.

There’s going to be a lot more like this in the coming years.

 

[Free the Pedos]

The US's shitty education funding is the HIV of human society.

I respectfully disagree Kiwifriend. I see this stuff happening in the best funded public schools. I don’t think redneck kids in rural schools or black kids in inner city schools are transitioning at the same rate as their middle class peers.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I respectfully disagree Kiwifriend. I see this stuff happening in the best funded public schools. I don’t think redneck kids in rural schools or black kids in inner city schools are transitioning at the same rate as their middle class peers.

Trooning kids out is a middle class disease. It’s what you do when you have no real problems in your life.