Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

"Such a fucking easy video to do!" Won't do it.

Can any of you wonderful autists recall / source our magical negro here saying the ministry wasn't Christian and / ore he didn't like what they did?

Sweet, EVS joined to cope and lie about what happened as well. Was EVS always like this? I remember him back in the day and while he seemed...kind of shitty; idr him being this bad.

 

[TexOffender]

Expect a long clip, EVS and Nick are watching the Eric response video and Nick didn't know about the "substance abuse" callout, so naturally he's not mad but acting mad.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Sweet, EVS joined to cope and lie about what happened as well. Was EVS always like this? I remember him back in the day and while he seemed...kind of shitty; idr him being this bad.

Oh he got way worse when his comic turned out to be a moderate success. It just reinforced all the shitty behavior that made people dislike him in the first place.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Nicky the red nosed booze hound
had a very shiny nose
and all of the other assets
would even say it glows
all of the trial lawyers
used to laugh and call him names
they never let poor Nicky
join in any practice dates

then one foggy showers day
Drexel came to say:
Nicky, with your nose so bright,
won't you let me plow your wife tonight?
then how the Kiwis loved it
as they shouted out with glee:
our wives last sex tape
is going down in history!

Merry obligatory celebration of a non-divine jewish mans birthday, or whatever!
Be sure to deprogram your children from their religious indoctrination at the church you send them to!

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Well, well, well; he's going to write an essay on Cyberfrog now.

 

[thebigdream]

Another American Beauty reference, my fucking God his brain is a loop.

Lmao, from Van Sciver himself: "Can you just play the video and shut the fuck up about American Beauty."

 

[AltisticRight]

膽 (Traditional) / 胆 (Simplified) Literally means gall bladder.

Oh yeah, it's 膽. I better get my eyes checked, though I didn't look twice at the melted block of butter known as Balldo's body.

膽: describes the bravery of the individual, as he observes the train of bulls being tamed by the expert bullfighter.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

-Hours Earlier- You think I'll lose because you dislike me. Have fun on Kiwifarms.

-Now- You won't take criticism because that means they're against you!

 

[TheSoutherStar]

i guess we're on track for that 7-hour copestream? lol

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Nick: "I have this thing called integrity."

Said with a completely straight face.

 

[Vash the Stampede]

And now, Kiwi Farms Christmas Carols with Saint Nick~

Joy to the world, the lawyer's drunk
He's sloshed as a Polish skunk

Let every kiwi
Laugh at our estranged buddy
hot tubbing with a heat allergy
hot tubbing with a heat allergy
hot tubbing and streaming while on molly~



Hark the hairline of Nick shrinks
Hedo 2 with 2 black kings
Our wife's legs are spreading wider
Balldo gripping ballsack tighter

Locals for ye horny winemoms
Kiwi alts to put out fires on
Calling Null while in the bath
This is the year Nick showed his ass



Jingle Balldos
Rekieta's the law pope
Damnit Nick we lost the case~

Montegraph won
and Isom's not done
and the bottle was licked away~



Merry Christmas Kiwi Farms!!

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Nick: "I have this thing called integrity."

He keeps it in a box somewhere and never looks at it.

 

[Mister Dongs]

Lmao, from Van Sciver himself: "Can you just play the video and shut the fuck up about American Beauty."

Frog is having another go at celebrating Comicsgate Christmas (dramamongering) without the dead weight.

 

[stupid frog]

Yet again, after there are comments & speculation on Kiwi Farms (that Nick’s poor attitude in December was birthday related & he’s childish for that) Nick then comes out to correct the record. Must be coincidence though, because he definitely doesn’t read his thread.

It was nice of him to confirm he is a woman.

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

About as bad. I can tell you what the characters mean individually but put together it is gobbledygook. I will include both Simplified and Traditional renditions of the characters Rekieta tattooed.

怒 Anger

节 (Simplified) 節 (Traditional) Can mean festival 节日 節日, can mean joint or node 关节 關節, can mean calibre or quality of a person 节操 節操, can mean having good sense and restraint 有礼有节，有禮有節. I have no idea what is the context. The tattooist used the Simplified Chinese character 节 that the Japs don't use.


俠 (Traditional) 侠 (Simplified) Swordsman / Hero. So Rekieta tattooed the Simplified Character 节 but chose to use the Traditional Character 俠 instead of the Simplified Character 侠. While Traditional Characters are preferred because of its aesthetic, you have to be consistent and not mix Traditional and Simplified Characters. Your Chinese teacher will mark you down for this.

膽 (Traditional) / 胆 (Simplified) Literally means gall bladder. But I will try to "save face" for Rekieta and say that in Chinese and Japanese, gall bladder has connotations of how brave or plucky you are. Having a big gall bladder 大胆 dàdăn in Mandarin だいたん (daitan) in Japanese implies that you are very plucky and daring.

So put them together and you have Angry Festival Hero Bladder 怒节俠膽? It makes no sense at all. And it is written wrongly too since you either write everything in Traditional Characters 怒節俠膽 or Simplified Characters 怒节侠胆.

What he need right now is a "friend" know just enough Chinese to fuck him over by convince him to get a meaningful tattoo that isn't just a bunch of random characters.
I'd recommend 姦夫淫婦 but hey what do I know

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

He's SO CONTENT that he contemplated suicided; or rather, got close to it. SO CONTENT.

 

[Pomniman]

Here's the meaning, I am an accredited scholar in the Chinese language with approval from the CPC.

怒: The anguish and fury experienced by individuals who flew to Jamaica, just to find out their favourite award-winning exotic bulls are on vacation.
節: Denotes the festive season at resorts worldwide, underwear parties, swinger festivals, and cuckold sessions.
俠: Like a vagabond, the individual scouts the wilderness for prime bulls. Like a samurai, the individual serves his master, by prepping the bull.
瞻: As the bull proceeds, the individual glazes from the corner, seated in the cuck chair with excitement.

You can see the progression as well. Flight > Festivity > Preparation > Observe

Festive Samurai Furiously Services The Energii King:

A Balldo User technique only transmitted to masters of the Gay Underwear Party.

 

[TheSoutherStar]

I know he has multiple monitors but the constant shifting of his eyes left and right is very unsettling

 

[ChromaQuack]

Angry Festival Hero Bladder

My interpretation is that he's admitting he pisses himself in rage whenever he's malding.

Considering all the alcohol he consumes, that it as a substance is a diuretic and that it can cause incontinence to show up in severe cases of hitting the bottle I can only conclude that he knew exactly what he was getting when he decided to tattoo "Angry Festive Piss Hero" on his chest.

It is also quite a shame he didn't pick a character for "magician" or similar instead of hero, as I could call him the Angry Whizzard.

He's SO CONTENT that he contemplated suicided; or rather, got close to it. SO CONTENT.

HONEY. YOU DO NOT. UNDERSTAND. I. AM. SO. HAPPY. I. COULD. FUCKING. KILL. MYSELF.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Another American Beauty reference, my fucking God his brain is a loop.

Lmao, from Van Sciver himself: "Can you just play the video and shut the fuck up about American Beauty."

Lol! It is amazing to find that of all the crap people that Nick brought to people's attention, he has somehow gone beyond that they are grossed out by his more extreme 'fun' obsessions...

Also, damn, why can't these people just do their own thing and be entertaining without the stupid ego drama?

It was nice of him to confirm he is a woman.

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I know he has multiple monitors but the constant shifting of his eyes left and right is very unsettling

Weasel behaviour. I am starting to think Physiognomy has some merits...