Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

Its easy to blame Nick's behavior on his alcoholism and brain decay. But its more difficult to figure out what EVS is thinking. He allied with a group of losers in decline (Nick, Dax, Vito) against someone bigger and more popular (July).
Worse yet, when there is good news for Eric July, EVS doubles down for hours on everything rather than just doing the rational thing and being quiet.
What does being in an alliance with the failing (Nick), the failed (Dax) and the never-was (Vito) get EVS?

 

[Retink Retunk]

Watching Balldo's response to Eric's video and in the first ten minutes Balldo asks why Eric can't admit to being wrong as that would be the right thing to do and then instantly says Eric is saying the settlement stated neither party was wrong because if any party said they were wrong they'd be liable. Balldo's brain must be seriously melting into mush from that alcohol if he can't keep his grift straight for even a ten minutes.

And now he's chimping out at the black comic book man. Shut up Balldo, you're a non practicing lawyer who lost the majority of your cases when you were practicing, and you don't give a shit about the law, you're just mad a black man called you lame and buck broke you. Seethe harder.

 

[Swole McPole]

Hey, we're doing Carols?

In the bleak Reketa's,
Listen to Our Wife moan,
Bulls as hard as iron,
Pound her like a stone,
Booze was drunken, booze on booze,
Booze on Booze,
In the bleak Rekieta's not so long ago.

What can I give him,
What could young Null need,
If he dons the Balldo,
I'll swallow all his seed,
I'll sing his praises online,
If he'll bend the knee,
What else can I give him,
Terrible VD

 

[AnOminous]

I barely even watch the clips anymore if they aren't short enough.

I honestly just get pissed off even looking at the thumbnail. Somehow even a single frame of looking at this faggot smugly drinking at me makes me want to punch him in the fucking face.

>if you stop the drinking i’ll gladly talk to you again, but you just can’t live like this
>stop extorting me
Bro, full fledged addict behavior holy shit.

Fun fact: when Vic Mignogna only agreed to be on Nick's stream if he was sober, Nick agreed to that.

He had not reached his current state of absolute degeneracy then.

 

[stupid frog]

DO IT END YOURSELF BITCH!

What an absolute utter pathetic faggot.

He is too much of a drunk coward to kill himself.

 

[mfalkner]

Does anyone believe this performance

 

[AnOminous]

He is too much of a drunk coward to kill himself.

He is so drunk he will kill himself accidentally. It's just a question of whether it's liver disease or he wraps his shitty Rustang around a telephone pole driving around drunk in the snow.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I was actually around when Nick would talk about other movies besides American Beauty. Crazy, I know, but he actually was quite a bit of a film buff. He loved those old action movies, kung fu movies, horror, sci-fi, a lot of different movies.

 

[AnOminous]

I was actually around when Nick would talk about other movies besides American Beauty. Crazy, I know, but he actually was quite a bit of a film buff. He loved those old action movies, kung fu movies, horror, sci-fi, a lot of different movies.

I love that even EVS basically told him to STFU about American Beauty already.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I love that even EVS basically told him to STFU about American Beauty already.

Nick has retroactively ruined my enjoyment of the movie.

 

[Chibitzen]

Balldo is claiming the simple request of "stop drinking bro" is extortion, what are the chances that he saw the text below and decided it was another opportunity to seethe at Josh?

Imagine fantasizing about being extorted, though. It's very ManD of him. And others in his fanbase that deliver threats and make up other extraordinary tales about themselves being targets of online notoreity. But they still pay that $5/mo to get their drama fix... regular people sure aren't signing up to chat to the alcoholic pseudo-lawyer, Begetter of Whinge.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine fantasizing about being extorted, though. It's very ManD of him. And others in his fanbase that deliver threats and make up other extraordinary tales about themselves being targets of online notoreity. But they still pay that $5/mo to get their drama fix... regular people sure aren't signing up to chat to the alcoholic pseudo-lawyer, Begetter of Whinge.

It's not even demanding he quit drinking. Just dude, you're a complete asshole when you're drunk, I'm not putting up with you being a drunk asshole. He's basically admitting he's a total addict. He can't even be sober for a couple hours. He's such an insane mentally ill fuckup he thinks "just like don't be a falling over pissing yourself drunk retard for an HOUR OR SO" is somehow "extortion."

The sheer mental illness.

 

[Strix454]

Nick runs the risk of dying by malnutrition and weight loss as much as he risks dying of liver problems through alcoholism. The ship keeps sinking and eventually I would think he will be leaving the house in an ambulance.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Kino Casino, yesterday's show, begins at 2 hours and 8 minutes
They finally cover the Sean melt down of Rekeita.

 

[CECA Loather]

I missed this statement but it's more of a fancy name he gave himself, but my guess is that Nick was a big Wuxia fan and his favorite works were the following:

• Crouching Cuckhold, Hidden Balldo
• The Swinging, big nosed wierdo
• Five Balldos
• Degenerate-Gays and Swinger-Degenerates
• Spicer Slave
• Balldo in the Red Vase
• Cope-fu master
• Degeneracy of the Drunk Minnesotan

Also there is a genre of Taiwan/Hong Kong cinema which was Wuxia porn combat. In HK it is labeled as "Catagory III" films. This one's "Sex Tales of the Heroes from Water Margin" I think. I got a laugh out of the combat move set.

Spoiler: Porn link

https://www.xvideos.com/video16586997/_

@Septic Tank Bomber People are asking for tattoo ideas to swindle Rekieta or your favourite enemy who doesn't understand Moonspeak or Moonrunes. So let me try my hand at it. Traditional Characters first followed by Simplified. I recommend getting your victim to use Traditional Characters because it has more strokes, more pain, more humiliation.

• Crouching Cuckhold, Hidden Balldo (绿帽藏假吊)
• The Swinging, big nosed wierdo (亂倫粗鼻大変態 / 乱伦粗鼻大变态 )
• (The Legend of the) Five Balldos (假吊五串傳 / 假吊五串传)
• Degenerate-Gays and Swinger-Degenerates (亂倫基佬亂人渣 / 乱伦基佬乱人渣)
• Spicer Slave, I will use Spicy Nose Little Stinky instead. It is a homophone of the Chinese translation of Crayon Shin-chan (辣鼻小腥)
• Balldo in the Red Vase I will make reference to the Chinese classic erotic novel Jin Ping Mei, The Plum in the Golden Vase and say The Plum in the Balldo Vase (吊瓶梅)
• Cope-fu master . I will translate this as Anal-fu master or Garn-fu master (肛夫高手)
• Degeneracy of the Drunk Minnesotan I translated it as The Downfall of the Minnestoan Drunk 米州醉漢淪落傳 / 米州醉汉沦落传)

 

[AnOminous]

Nick should be forcibly tattooed with the worst, dumbest moon runes imaginable over all of his body, calling him a fag, a queer, a cuck, and a retard.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Nick should be forcibly tattooed with the worst, dumbest moon runes imaginable over all of his body, calling him a fag, a queer, a cuck, and a retard.

Forcibly? Just tell him it's moon rune for "practicing lawyer" and he'll jump at the chance to get it defiled onto his body without checking.

I don't comprehend how anyone can get a tattoo from a language they don't understand. Learn the fucking language if you think it's cool.

 

[TexOffender]

Of note another Flashcast without Nick. He hasn't been on in a while. Think the relationship with juju strained stuff with yellowflash's group.

 

[Fascist Kirk]

I just ordered AN isom package highest tear out of spite for the polish kike lawyer, and the fat pie eating morman sjw @FROG . if its a grift war, Young nigger can take my smite bucks keep winning champ! Fuck mint tossed salald, Fuck lolicon Riley, Fuck Fat Fascist @FROG, and fuck the drunk lawyer who should be disbarred from life.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't comprehend how anyone can get a tattoo from a language they don't understand. Learn the fucking language if you think it's cool.

Just the sheer lunacy of it is hilarious. Here you are, a white boy with moon runes tattooed onto you. Up walks a Chinaman who actually speaks the language and asks you why you have "I am an angry faggot who sucks enormous cocks" tattooed to you.