extended mati song
Visa and Mastercard have got me banned
Internet lolcows want me dead
Appalachian Jews gave me a curse
How could things get any worse?
I'm a feeder
A sneeder
I fit a two-seater
Failed gardener
Operator
And a lolcow farmer
I'm worked up, I'm upset
I'm mad at the Internet
I manage old autistic men
I hate troons, traps, and trans
I get DMCA'd so often
At least I haven't lost a lawsuit
I don't act my age
Browsing page after page
Don't work for a wage
And life is a haze
I'm worked up I'm upset
I'm mad at the Internet
The FBI's knocking at my door
They want to question me some more
They say I'm a cyberbully
But I'm just defending my dignity
I'm a feeder
A sneeder
I fit a two-seater
Failed gardener
Operator
And a lolcow farmer
I'm worked up, I'm upset
I'm mad at the Internet
They say I'm a menace to society
But I'm just trying to set these people free
From the clutches of the SJWs and the leftists
Who want to silence us and suppress our existence
I don't act my age
Browsing page after page
Don't work for a wage
And life is a haze
I'm worked up I'm upset
I'm mad at the Internet
The media paints me as a villain
But I'm just fighting for what's right and real again
They say I'm a hateful bigot
But I'm just standing up for what I know is hot
I'm a feeder
A sneeder
I fit a two-seater
Failed gardener
Operator
And a lolcow farmer
I'm worked up, I'm upset
I'm mad at the Internet