Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

God how horrifying. Elliot is so covid brained he doesn't get that kids also need socialization. With other kids. Preferably with outside a small "pod" ie cult interaction. Besides public school loves to indoctrinate in all the beliefs Elliot parades around.

That said , Elliot..how ya gonna acquire this kid? Prove to a us adoption agency you and your husband are worthy parents? I know you won't take a troubled older kid you want a baby.

Coerce someone into surrogacy with a chosen bio father? Ugh

Or more likely use that wealth and influence to purchase a kid from overseas where nobody will ever come knocking to see if they're a fit parent. Less adopt legitimately due to potential medical issues I bet.
 
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Joe Cool said:
As a parent the idea of Elliot looking after a small, vulnerable and impressionable being bothers the crap out of me. Exposing a child to all the depravity which goes on inside his home is a textbook definition of child abuse.
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Teacher: Excuse me MA... euh MA'AM, it occurred to us that often times your kid is covered with dog hair and we were just wondering if... <CLICK>
Teacher: Hello? ... Hello?...
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Wy4M said:
A grim future awaits us.

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You know what, give it a shot, Elliot.
And hear me out my fellow Kiwis before you condemn me. I autistically despise pedophiles and if I could I'd subject every single one of them to being skinned and salted one dermal layer at a time; but lets look at this for what this is. It's a cry into the ether that they lost.
Elliot has no recourse. We're still here, we're still sneeding, Elliot is already talking about Honeycomb going under. He knows something and is trying to place his hope somewhere else. If he can't take down Kiwifarms, and he can't ride Honeycomb, he hopes he can go home and be a family man.
Guess what Fong, it takes years to get a kid through the adoption system and even longer if you're a chopshop clown. Times that by the number of your "Polycule" when they find out the family situation in which the child will be living.
You will be in your late forties by the time you get to even spend a day with a kid, and thats banking on them LIKING you. They don't just give the kid out to the first person that comes to get them you fucking mongoloid.

I honest to god cannot wait to see you try to adopt through the system and when they inevitably deny you for being a degenerate sex-pest with questionable intent on the internet. I honestly am getting giddy at the thought of you trying to cancel or flame the fucking adoption agency with the same tactics you use with us, when you literally cannot handle them telling you "No, you gigantic walking red flag; you cannot have a child." And streissand effecting yourself to all of Canada.

You cut your cock off, Eunuch; even if you adopt they won't trust you with a baby. Even on a surface level an infant wouldn't survive your care. So enjoy adopting a 10+yo that sees you as nothing more than a skin-witch that will provide for them subjectively better than an orphanage.
At the very least we can say your future kid will be courageous, going into a predator's den in the hopes of a better life, betting on them not getting molested by the dickless jyangshi within.
Kid's a hypothetical but to fill the position they're going to have the heart of an adventurer.
 
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IDK, guys. I'm afraid ol' Elliott might be thinking of the surrogacy route. He'd have a bitch of a time going through an adoption agency, but I don't think surrogacy brokers GAF as long as the check clears. A really stupid beyond words handmaiden/pick-me might consider it an "honor" to carry an ugly tranny's kid, too.

This turtle-hatched freak might have made a, um, deposit before deleting the dickage. Any idea when he got the Big Chop? How long can sperm be frozen, anyways??
 
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Haram-Habibi said:
IDK, guys. I'm afraid ol' Elliott might be thinking of the surrogacy route. He'd have a bitch of a time going through an adoption agency, but I don't think surrogacy brokers GAF as long as the check clears. A really stupid beyond words handmaiden/pick-me might consider it an "honor" to carry an ugly tranny's kid, too.

This turtle-hatched freak might have made a, um, deposit before deleting the dickage. Any idea when he got the Big Chop? How long can sperm be frozen, anyways??
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He was 20. So 2007. At that age he was unlikely to save anything. Also it was done in Thailand, so probably not on the budget to put some on ice.
 
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Feel free to rate me late+Gay+autistic+dumb for this but I just realized in reading the last 10 pages of this thread

Elliot is basically a virgin isn’t he? Same as Lucas, isn’t he? I’m assuming he couldn’t even get laid in high school and he ended up “becoming the girlfriend” instead of getting a girlfriend.

So many of these trannies live such a sad and philosophically hideous life and I feel like it wouldn’t have gotten this bad if they would have just gotten a crumb of pussy in their late teens/early 20’s.
 
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Nate Higgers said:
Feel free to rate me late+Gay+autistic+dumb for this but I just realized in reading the last 10 pages of this thread

Elliot is basically a virgin isn’t he? Same as Lucas, isn’t he? I’m assuming he couldn’t even get laid in high school and he ended up “becoming the girlfriend” instead of getting a girlfriend.

So many of these trannies live such a sad and philosophically hideous life and I feel like it wouldn’t have gotten this bad if they would have just gotten a crumb of pussy in their late teens/early 20’s.
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It's been made clear that Fong-Jones did get pussy to some extent. Whether it was consensual or not is a very different story.
 
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Baraadmirer said:
It's been made clear that Fong-Jones did get pussy to some extent. Whether it was consensual or not is a very different story.
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Again, I’m dumb and gay and naive but

For some reason I’ve always been laboring under the delusion/impression that most of the troons I’ve seen online in the last 5-10 years were just “prison gay” troons. Again, the “if you can’t get a girlfriend become the girlfriend” thing. It probably doesn’t help that Elliot has been doing the whole “I’m such a heckin ~*lesbian*~”thing; I always assumed it’s just like CWC’s “I’m a woman and a lesbian now, pls gib pusy” scheme.
 
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Nate Higgers said:
Elliot is basically a virgin isn’t he? Same as Lucas, isn’t he? I’m assuming he couldn’t even get laid in high school and he ended up “becoming the girlfriend” instead of getting a girlfriend.
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My best guess is LFJ may not have done much of anything before transitioning. Post-transition, it depends on what kind of bedroom stuff happens between LFJ and the person who claims to identify as a snake. I can't recall if LFJ is in a poly relationship, but I can't help thinking it's just a bragging point and not a truly intimate relationship.
(Excuse me while I go rinse my eyes with Lysol now.)
 
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Just want to say Merry Christmas to all of you who are going to spend Christmas surrounded by loved ones and who spent their money on Christmas presents for them instead of DDOSing a website you don't like. I want you all to go to the mirror and say, with certainty and honesty, I am a real man/woman, because like the stuff I mentioned above this is something Elliot cannot do or enjoy this Christmas.
 
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Kid's a hypothetical but to fill the position they're going to have the heart of an adventurer.
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Let’s say Elliott gets to adopt a child. I assume he’s going to want to role play the mommy experience, so that child is going to be in the single digits in terms of age.

Does Elliott even realize how much time will have to been taken up raising the child? He’ll get a nanny but that only handles the daily responsibilities of having a child. Involvement in a child’s life, participating in their activities, being with them as they grow up all take time away from Elliott’s career, attacking Kiwifarms, and engaging in hedonistic activities. He won’t give away a second of his life for anyone else’s benefit.
 
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