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Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild
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WAT DA FUCK?!?
Troon FLIGHT ATTENDANTS!?!
That’s the last straw, I’m about to go on a mass tranny shooting spree in Minecraft.
Is nothing sacred anymore?!
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- Aug 1, 2021
It finally happened I had a HRT man boob blob in close proximity. It was completely mad multi coloured stringy greasy hair.
Local pool going for an afternoon swim cause to damn hot. Get to the deep end see this weird blob thing in swimming around in circles doing handstands under water. Thought it might have been a younger kid just fucking around. It surfaces like a shark and starts bee lining for a younger woman with her bf getting real close and talking to itself. The young bloke gives it the fuck off eyes and it dodges over near me and my partner.
Gives us a wide berth for awhile, starts bombing into the pool, wearing board shorts and what can only be described as a long sleeved football jersey gets out, dem HRT man titties sticking out. One bomb into the pool he puts his fingers to his head like a gun mumbling to himself and jumps in backwards like a he's just practising his 41%.
As it surfaces back to the top of the water the shirt has come nearly full off moobs everywhere pants are almost off I'm trying to swim away from it.
Very little kids are inching closer with their parents, as this thing continues to spin, dive, bomb and moob flop into the pool nearly landing on me as I'm trying to get out and almost crushing a little kid and a mother. I get the shits and don't want to catch the DIY bathtub HRT finish my swim.
The blob fish continues to get closer and stare at the little kids (girls mostly in swimmers and floaties), father notices the kids and mum getting uncomfortable swims over and stares this fucker down like he'll drown the blobfish.
End up leaving just after that warned the life guard on duty that cunt in the pool nearly drowned me and a mother with a kid, as I was walking out both of the lifeguards watched HRT Blobfish do it again and nearly hit a baby closer to the shallow end. Whistles blaring pointing and yelling and blobfishes face looking like an epic Tism tantrum about to be thrown.
Tried to grab a picture when i got out but it was lurking in the water under the dive boards. Walked past its shit on a table had pink razer cat ear headphones and a troon flag t shirt.
I needed a strong hot shower and bleach after being so near to it fucking disgusting thing.
Local pool going for an afternoon swim cause to damn hot. Get to the deep end see this weird blob thing in swimming around in circles doing handstands under water. Thought it might have been a younger kid just fucking around. It surfaces like a shark and starts bee lining for a younger woman with her bf getting real close and talking to itself. The young bloke gives it the fuck off eyes and it dodges over near me and my partner.
Gives us a wide berth for awhile, starts bombing into the pool, wearing board shorts and what can only be described as a long sleeved football jersey gets out, dem HRT man titties sticking out. One bomb into the pool he puts his fingers to his head like a gun mumbling to himself and jumps in backwards like a he's just practising his 41%.
As it surfaces back to the top of the water the shirt has come nearly full off moobs everywhere pants are almost off I'm trying to swim away from it.
Very little kids are inching closer with their parents, as this thing continues to spin, dive, bomb and moob flop into the pool nearly landing on me as I'm trying to get out and almost crushing a little kid and a mother. I get the shits and don't want to catch the DIY bathtub HRT finish my swim.
The blob fish continues to get closer and stare at the little kids (girls mostly in swimmers and floaties), father notices the kids and mum getting uncomfortable swims over and stares this fucker down like he'll drown the blobfish.
End up leaving just after that warned the life guard on duty that cunt in the pool nearly drowned me and a mother with a kid, as I was walking out both of the lifeguards watched HRT Blobfish do it again and nearly hit a baby closer to the shallow end. Whistles blaring pointing and yelling and blobfishes face looking like an epic Tism tantrum about to be thrown.
Tried to grab a picture when i got out but it was lurking in the water under the dive boards. Walked past its shit on a table had pink razer cat ear headphones and a troon flag t shirt.
I needed a strong hot shower and bleach after being so near to it fucking disgusting thing.
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- Dec 19, 2022
Nope. That's the point and that's the problem.
Wild Sighting Tax: I saw a 20ish year old black mtf helping himself at my grocery store's chicken wing bar recently. He was wearing an old and filthy looking jean jacket with the hoodie up, hiding his hair and most of his face. He had a slight homeless look. But coming out from underneath the jean jacket was about 14 inches of screaming red hippie chick mini sundress. A sort of baby doll thing made of woven Indian cotton with lots of tiered flounces. He was wearing it over dark leggings and a pair of girly looking high heeled boots.
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Fuck man, I’ll try only to fly Etihad, Emirates and all the other sandnigger airlines from now on.
Their food and service is miles better anyways, and the risk of some goddamn brick faced troons staggering around the cabin in high heels and an erection is the last straw on top of all the other BS burgerairlines pull.
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Yesterday, I encountered my first pooner in the wild. I went to the mall to do some Christmas shopping, and when I went in the toilet to take a piss, there it was.
5-foot-nothing, maybe 95 pounds tops, with a sloppily GLUED ON FAKE SCRUFFY BEARD and arms and hands so dainty and hairless, they looked like animated fairy tale princess arms.
Poor thing wasn't even trying to piss or anything. She was just hanging out in the men's bathroom. And she looked absolutely miserable. It definitely didn't look like an affirming, euphoric experience.
5-foot-nothing, maybe 95 pounds tops, with a sloppily GLUED ON FAKE SCRUFFY BEARD and arms and hands so dainty and hairless, they looked like animated fairy tale princess arms.
Poor thing wasn't even trying to piss or anything. She was just hanging out in the men's bathroom. And she looked absolutely miserable. It definitely didn't look like an affirming, euphoric experience.
T.E.R.F
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Normally I’m above taking pictures of people in public, even weirdos, but I couldn’t help myself. From a flight I took a while pack. Casually got my luggage, looked in front of me, and tried not laughing my ass off. Get fucking real, dude.
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The balding spot really did it for me.
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The best part is that unless he's feeling around on the back of his head, or has someone in his life that gives a shit,(X) he might not know that it's there for ages.
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- May 12, 2020
Saw my first tranny today while at Target. The thing was walking down the same isle I was. He was wearing a pink turtleneck and had large rimmed glasses, presumably to cover up his massive nose.
I did the only sensible thing and immediately hightailed it out of there.
I did the only sensible thing and immediately hightailed it out of there.
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Fright Attendants?
Flight Attroondants?
Fight or Flight Attendants?
Flight Pretendants?
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And another time honored sexual archetype ( the frisky airline stewardess!) has been appropriated and defiled. And made untrustworthy. Think twice about asking that cute stewardess for her number, Gentlemen! Are you 100% sure she's True & Honest?
I keep circling back to a very basic statement: "We have a right to believe what's before our eyes." These fucks are poking holes in the social fabric with their LARPing games. They're creating mistrust and unease. Chaos. And we really don't need anymore of those these days.
There should be rioting in the streets over this shit. TTD.
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- Jan 5, 2021
Went to my local store yesterday. You have to have an attendant open the liquor cabinet and walk it to the register. Person that came to unlock it was barely 21, fluffy hair, mask, and vest with a shit ton of pins and the most prominent one was a trans pin. Hunchback was thankfully wearing pants.
Meanwhile, I'm wearing my kf hoodie. I don't know if he recognized it or not, but I got a chuckle out of it.
Meanwhile, I'm wearing my kf hoodie. I don't know if he recognized it or not, but I got a chuckle out of it.
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- Jan 16, 2023
I entered a Wawa for a pit stop and at the register was a tiny girl pooner! With a boy's spiky haircut, you know the type, but in dangerhair colors. Also had on a long-sleeved work shirt and buttoned up the way you expect mens' clothes to be buttoned.
What made this encounter hilarious was some geezer she was serving was loudly calling her "man" and "you're a good man" loudly with a thumbs-up, to her obvious embarrassment, we're talking she's beet-red. Lest you think he was harrassing her, what made it funny was it was obvious he was instead trying so hard to be a supportive LGBT ally, thus accidentally causing humiliation to her in his attempts to validate.
Poor lil' pooner.....
What made this encounter hilarious was some geezer she was serving was loudly calling her "man" and "you're a good man" loudly with a thumbs-up, to her obvious embarrassment, we're talking she's beet-red. Lest you think he was harrassing her, what made it funny was it was obvious he was instead trying so hard to be a supportive LGBT ally, thus accidentally causing humiliation to her in his attempts to validate.
Poor lil' pooner.....
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- Aug 1, 2021
Fuck second troon in the last two weeks locally, this was a giga troon i had to take a double take.
Driving down a main street looking for a parking spot, spot this troon on the sidewalk bright green long cosplay wig down to the butt complete with thick bangs. Red corseted brocade dress to the ankles with eyelet hooks. A dress a goth might wear to a clubbing night the squarest jaw I've ever seen looks like fucking Chesty Bond man, bright red lipstick on its phone walking along looking very confused and lost (high tourist area) i had the window down in my repulsion and wonder i exclaimed very loudly to my partner "look at that fucking tranny" it heard me and i had to take another look at just for how much of a meme it was.
It turned back to look at me as we rolled down the road the look of pure hate was perfect.
Driving down a main street looking for a parking spot, spot this troon on the sidewalk bright green long cosplay wig down to the butt complete with thick bangs. Red corseted brocade dress to the ankles with eyelet hooks. A dress a goth might wear to a clubbing night the squarest jaw I've ever seen looks like fucking Chesty Bond man, bright red lipstick on its phone walking along looking very confused and lost (high tourist area) i had the window down in my repulsion and wonder i exclaimed very loudly to my partner "look at that fucking tranny" it heard me and i had to take another look at just for how much of a meme it was.
It turned back to look at me as we rolled down the road the look of pure hate was perfect.
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Oh shit, saw an mtf at my local grocery store today. Context, small town in a red, socially conservative part of the country. The dude was a worker in the meat department. He was in a white coat, hairnet, and bright red lipstick. Would not pass to a blind man. For a split second I was baffled, was this maybe actually a very tall, very unfortunate looking woman who was wearing makeup to try to feel more confident? I looked down, absolutely massive feet. Definitely a dude. I sidled up to my husband and said “Did you—“
“Oh yeah. Hideous.”
I’m disappointed that the scourge is here. And what’s extra weird to me is that this is the third mtf troon I’ve encountered working a grocery store meat counter, in widely different parts of the country.
“Oh yeah. Hideous.”
I’m disappointed that the scourge is here. And what’s extra weird to me is that this is the third mtf troon I’ve encountered working a grocery store meat counter, in widely different parts of the country.
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Way too many troons/gender specials at the university I go to. I will say that the most offputting troon I saw was in the campus dining hall. Dude either had a wig or poorly maintained long hair, plad skirt, and a ridiculous pair of bolt ons about as big as his head. All that and he still had what looked like stubble, and gangly looking arms and legs.
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This isn't an exciting story but one I've been wanting to share. I was at the cafe in Uni the other day and I noticed this fine genderfluid fellow in line. He was very shovy and like sprinted to the front to grab a plate, almost knocking over this one girl and then walked off like he wasn't being rude. A few days later, for no real reason I saw him again sitting alone and sat at the same table. Didn't say a word to each other, I didn't make eye contact. Just ate. This guy couldn't et his stuff together fast enough and then left, disappeared into the night. Like he was trying to get away from me.
One thing I notice about trannies online and off is how their body language changes and confidence leaves them in the presence of a man. Women? They have no issue doing whatever they want, but the moment it's a guy they're afraid for some reason.
One thing I notice about trannies online and off is how their body language changes and confidence leaves them in the presence of a man. Women? They have no issue doing whatever they want, but the moment it's a guy they're afraid for some reason.
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It was the weirdest thing...
I was Christmas shopping with my mom a few weeks ago. We went to the mall and the craft store two days in a row. Trannies. Multiple trannies, dressed in their standard issue uniform: mask, maxi skirt, new balance tennis shoes. (?) Why new balance every damn time, I don't know. It's eerily consistent too.
Like potato chips, there wasn't just one. We saw one in a baby pink mask and matching maxi skirt and octagonal glasses by the arcade. Of course he also happened to be perusing the Bath and Bodyworks when we were, probably specifically because I silently prayed "please don't be in the bbw" after I felt like he saw us recognize his... physical form... for what it was. Ditto for Sephora, but a different guy. A lotta them are haunting Sephora right now.
Note: I must specify the trannies were only spotted at the mall. No men in tights and skirts to be found at the Joanne's. Joanne's and Tj Maxx/HomeGoods should be considered women's spaces. The rare man spotted in either are dads with their kids in a cart and their wives on speakerphone.
I was Christmas shopping with my mom a few weeks ago. We went to the mall and the craft store two days in a row. Trannies. Multiple trannies, dressed in their standard issue uniform: mask, maxi skirt, new balance tennis shoes. (?) Why new balance every damn time, I don't know. It's eerily consistent too.
Like potato chips, there wasn't just one. We saw one in a baby pink mask and matching maxi skirt and octagonal glasses by the arcade. Of course he also happened to be perusing the Bath and Bodyworks when we were, probably specifically because I silently prayed "please don't be in the bbw" after I felt like he saw us recognize his... physical form... for what it was. Ditto for Sephora, but a different guy. A lotta them are haunting Sephora right now.
Note: I must specify the trannies were only spotted at the mall. No men in tights and skirts to be found at the Joanne's. Joanne's and Tj Maxx/HomeGoods should be considered women's spaces. The rare man spotted in either are dads with their kids in a cart and their wives on speakerphone.
My mom was one of the "live and let live" fag hag art girls leftover from the 80s. I've informed her of recent trends, and now she says she's able to clock them immediately, and that she had no idea that trannies were predatory men until I talked to her and she saw the news articles about prison assaults and the like. And then she started seeing men matching the descriptions I gave her earlier when we would go to the store. They're everywhere now, and I didn't look for them, they were just... there.
Bonus: At the craft store, the overgrown drama club-looking woman asked me my pronouns. I always give a blank stare and say something along the lines of: "...I'm a woman." They've done that shit to me at the doctor's. It must be the correct response that doesn't evoke anger, because they always frantically trip over themselves trying to explain that they're "trying to be more respectful/inclusive to ask people how they identify", yadda yadda, all innocent-like. I didn't feel like being yelled at at the doctor's or on a day out with my mom, but I also didn't feel like saying something I couldn't bring myself to say to appease clowns like that. I somehow stumbled on a way to break the code.
I wonder if they ask the same question to old women coming in for breast exams.
Note: In every instance, yes-- I was dressed like a hipster faggot. I like cardigans and mary janes and cateye glasses. Sometimes I shave my head. I guess if you're a nerd that likes old clothes and shoegaze indie they think you're one of them and lower their guard. It's how I've attracted the drama club type like flies to honey. They always get confused when I don't start joining in their chanting "down with cis".
Bonus: At the craft store, the overgrown drama club-looking woman asked me my pronouns. I always give a blank stare and say something along the lines of: "...I'm a woman." They've done that shit to me at the doctor's. It must be the correct response that doesn't evoke anger, because they always frantically trip over themselves trying to explain that they're "trying to be more respectful/inclusive to ask people how they identify", yadda yadda, all innocent-like. I didn't feel like being yelled at at the doctor's or on a day out with my mom, but I also didn't feel like saying something I couldn't bring myself to say to appease clowns like that. I somehow stumbled on a way to break the code.
I wonder if they ask the same question to old women coming in for breast exams.
Note: In every instance, yes-- I was dressed like a hipster faggot. I like cardigans and mary janes and cateye glasses. Sometimes I shave my head. I guess if you're a nerd that likes old clothes and shoegaze indie they think you're one of them and lower their guard. It's how I've attracted the drama club type like flies to honey. They always get confused when I don't start joining in their chanting "down with cis".
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