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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 331 31.7%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 528 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.7%

  • Total voters
    1,044
They aren't going to keep Fatty on more then a couple days. He was in season 1 for so long because he was homeless and they couldn't get rid off him until his new shed house thing was funded.
Cole is enjoying some late night gaming and smokes meanwhile Trish and Brian can't stop talking about him. Like 2 spurned exes
Cole needs to seek an Alliance with the Fattytar to mind-break Cryan and Trish.

Also a quick hyperthetical, if a baby is born whilst a man and his wife watched Fishtank during labour does that make the baby a Fishtank baby? Asking for a friend.
 
Jet makes some Christmas Morning slop (I am guessing this is how he normally eats by how he looks).
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Jet makes some Christmas Morning slop (I am guessing this is how he normally eats by how he looks).
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That is some real slop looking slop.

Speaking of, what do the fish even eat? I've only seen them eat pizza so far and only remember Jon making gross looking steak last season.
 
That is some real slop looking slop.

Speaking of, what do the fish even eat? I've only seen them eat pizza so far and only remember Jon making gross looking steak last season.
Eggs, bacon, pancakes, hotdogs, I think spaghetti at one point, shrimp. They've actually had a decent variety of homemade this season since Jet told them they're not allowed to request things like hot-pockets and whatever frozen stuff they ate last time.
 
Only say it briefly mentioned, last night when Cole, Trish, and Brian were in B2 TTS was very clearly on Cole's side. Ben came in and said something along the lines of "Cole we found your accounts and the stuff you've been posting is really gay." Cole responds with "what accounts, I have instagram but there's only like 3 pictures on there." Trish asks what Cole posts and he says a selfie, a picture of his dog, and him lifting weights. Which is true (Cole's instagram). Trish tells him that's gay. He asks what she posts and she says pictures of herself. Cole responds that's the same thing he does. Cole then asks "Brian what do you post, fentanyl?" This puts Brian over the edge. He starts scolding Cole for saying that because he's supposedly had friends who died of an overdose. Cole apologizes.

TTS also referenced Brian not being able to get his dick up in the closet with Trish and he said it's difficult when there's TTS going off the whole time, confirming Broke Dick Brian is now canon.

Trish says Brian was a better kisser than the two, Cole blames the fact he was drunk as the reason. Brian tries to give him kissing advice (not a joke, 27 year old guy btw) which Cole declines citing he doesn't need any advice from Brian.

Brian was so upset about this interaction he talked to Trish about Cole for a while after he left, then woke up Christmas morning and immediately started bitching about him again.

Edit: forgot to mention, Trish commented that tensions were high because Brian and Cole are both alphas. Cole responded "I'm not an alpha I'm a sigma."
 
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On the one hand, I wouldn't even do that for $5,000. Girl should have some more respect for herself and at least ask for more money if she's gonna do it.

On the other hand, she's providing memorable and entertaining (if horrifying) content. Worst thing you can do is be boring on a reality show, and she certainly hasn't been boring these past 24 hours. I still have respect for her.
I was listening to the B2 conversation before Jimmy and Cole went nuts chasing after "doll activity." I think it's worth pointing out that Trish offhandedly mentioned spending $140/week on weed. Being someone like that from California, it wouldn't surprise me if all she's thinking about is getting high when someone offers her money.

I agree that she shouldn't debase herself for weed money, but it is entertaining.
 
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