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Austin's Christmas Day Massacre. The headphones are now broken
Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY
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BossmanJack live chat for stream commentary.
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Would have laughed but Bossman saying fuck Christmas got me very upset.
Total Coal Flooding for Austin, his lack of Christmas spirit and believing is the cause of this felting.
Merry Christmas on the other hand to every Kiwi, who are always there to make this site better, and the Keno Chat for being a nice and fun place to be in !
Prompt : a man with short light brown hair, in his house, with christmas decorations around, kneeling in front of a fireplace, his hands are on his head, staring at a massive amount of coal coming out of the fireplace, view from behind the man
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Best. Christmas. Ever!
Merry Sneedmas you glorious bastards
Somebody came into the chat whilst Bossmas was offline
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As naughty as Bossman has been, he deserves a little of a break at least. I'm sure he'll return full force and pumped anyway as soon as tomorrow
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Don't think it has been mentioned in the thread yet but Ghousteater is no longer in Bossmans discord.
He has apperently been called out as a rat but don't know when/where.
He has apperently been called out as a rat but don't know when/where.
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Bossman, don't go into army EOD.
Edit: One more for the homeboys on X-mas
Edit: One more for the homeboys on X-mas
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Oh no. How's bossman going to exchange Juice for Cashapp and vice versa? Ghoust was his access to US dollars in and out.
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Depends how much the fucking rats at Stake let him run his winnings up on Mines before they flip the "always lose" switch that they definitely, totally have.
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Thanks, bro
I've never done this A.I shit before so it sounds kind of whack. Additionally the video became very lazy due to the farms being slow and it took forever to find clips
Happy Crackmas, lads
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100% of it
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Austin confirming TOTAL. HEADPHONE. DEATH. Poor headphones. The UN tried to get a ceasefire between Austin and the headphones going, but getting Austin to comply, it's harder than getting Israel to commit to a ceasefire against removing kebab. We are now pressing for sanctions. He tried to hook up his AirPods, but also completely failing at that. (clip starts a bit weird due to Austin not enabling his webcam due to being retarded)
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He needs stress balls. At least 20 of them.
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He has stress headphones. I think he'll be fine.
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For the amount of property damage that he incurs, it surprises me that the blue yeti microphone has avoided being spiked for so long. Hell, both the monitor and his whole PC tower have taken hits, but the mic stands fast.
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The wire is fucked tho, it has taken damage from him rage slamming his desk, that's why he gets muted on accident 6 gorillion times a stream.
I am wondering how many small ball sized holes those would cause in his wall
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Clips from his Christmas stream. It looks like Austin's parents left him alone in the house, and Trapper is with him.
This is a long clip, but it is just 10 mins of pure kino. Austin tries to connect his AirPods to his PC with help of his chat and is completely fucking failing at it. Apparently they just aren't charged (but BRO, they came CHARGED in the box DUDE) but it takes Austin almost 10 mins to realise he just has to charge the battery.
Austin showing off the broken Walmart headphones he is currently using as a speaker.
Austin starting the bidding on the broken Walmart headphones.
Showing off the damage he did to the Corsair headphones. RIP headphones.
First feach he gets in of the day, acts like he is going to throw the chair.
Austin buying more drugs while his mic is unmuted.
Austin gets one of the chatters to send 300 bucks over CashApp to Derrick Christmas, so Austin calls him the money is there now while again not muting his mic. He comes back finding out he won something on a slot.
Austin really happy he got crack on order (actually he hit something on a slot) and did a retarded dance.
Austin thinks he broke his chair for a second from chimping out.
ShiftyG shows up, gives him a fuckload of juice, Austin pays all of the winnings back except for 1.8k he gets felted on. After all of this happens, Austin gets some freshly microwaved goyslop. What will follow is a very, very autistic effort of clipping him starving his dog (my apologies but his dog suffering just makes me MATI). His dog is begging for food and attention, and all he gets is two pieces of chicken and "staahhpp Trapper". Austin schlop warning, he feeds Trapper a small piece of chicken.
Trapper eats like a king, yo (that's why he's begging for food for like ~50 mins on his stream).
NO TRAPPER, I KNOW YOU ARE STARVING, BUT I ALREADY GAVE YOU A SMALL PIECE OF CHICKEN. CALM DOWN BUDDY BOY
Trapper begging for attention here, Austin just ignores him.
Trapper tries to get Austin's attention. Austin thinks he wants to give him "kisses", and realises the dog is hungry, but doesn't do jack shit about it.
Austin makes fun of Trapper being hungry and begging for food. He gave the dog another small piece of chicken. Looking at how Trapper snatched the piece of chicken he must be very hungry, and not haven't gotten any food since his parents left.
Trapper flies into the room, and disappears again with Austin yelling in the background.
Trapper flying into the room, looking for food, eyeing the remaining chicken on his desk. Austin calls him and he follows Austin again.
A minute later, Trapper enters the room again, and tries to get up on the desk to get some of the remaining chicken on Austin's desk.
Trapper is not sure if he is going to get fed, thinks about leaving the room to see what Austin is up to, but just takes another shot at getting to the desk.
Trapper making another attempt to get onto the desk, and is looking around for food or something on the floor.
Trapper trying over and over to get onto the desk. Austin is most likely doing crack, so Trapper just keeps walking out of the room, most likely looking for Austin, only to come back to make another attempt at getting onto the desk.
Trapper making another attempt after leaving the room and coming back to reach the desk. Most likely Austin is still preparing the chore boy and crackpipe.
Trapper again leaving the room, only to not find Austin anywhere. Another attempt is being made at the desk.
Austin finally returns, and Trapper does everything to get his attention. Trapper is fully ignored, gambling is more important than feeding your fucking dog.
Another attempt by Trapper to get Austin's attention. Just followed by "NAH TRAP STAAAHPPP".
Trapper again asking for attention. Austin thinks he wants the chicken (he wants the chicken, retard). Trapper keeps working to get his attention, but chat and gambling is more important than his fucking dog. Trapper growling in the background, with Austin just repeating he needs to stop.
The stream ended with Austin getting felted on Keno. But when he returned for another stream (where he got felted again), Trapper was still begging for attention. He ended up "letting him out" so most likely Austin just threw him out of the backdoor, and we haven't seen Trapper on stream ever since. I guess he's still outside and Austin forgot about him.
Apologies for the clipping autism, but this happens EVERY FUCKING TIME his parents leave him alone with Trapper. Trapper is constantly begging for food and attention from Austin, and Austin just ignores him, doesn't feed him. When his parents are there, this NEVER happens. His dog shows up from time to time, but leaves as soon as he gets a couple of pets. This kind of begging from Trapper happens every time his parents leave him alone in the house with the dog, but this time I chose to clip it as it is just making me MATI he's ignoring and not feeding this fucking dog.
This is a long clip, but it is just 10 mins of pure kino. Austin tries to connect his AirPods to his PC with help of his chat and is completely fucking failing at it. Apparently they just aren't charged (but BRO, they came CHARGED in the box DUDE) but it takes Austin almost 10 mins to realise he just has to charge the battery.
Austin showing off the broken Walmart headphones he is currently using as a speaker.
Austin starting the bidding on the broken Walmart headphones.
Showing off the damage he did to the Corsair headphones. RIP headphones.
First feach he gets in of the day, acts like he is going to throw the chair.
Austin buying more drugs while his mic is unmuted.
Austin gets one of the chatters to send 300 bucks over CashApp to Derrick Christmas, so Austin calls him the money is there now while again not muting his mic. He comes back finding out he won something on a slot.
Austin really happy he got crack on order (actually he hit something on a slot) and did a retarded dance.
Austin thinks he broke his chair for a second from chimping out.
ShiftyG shows up, gives him a fuckload of juice, Austin pays all of the winnings back except for 1.8k he gets felted on. After all of this happens, Austin gets some freshly microwaved goyslop. What will follow is a very, very autistic effort of clipping him starving his dog (my apologies but his dog suffering just makes me MATI). His dog is begging for food and attention, and all he gets is two pieces of chicken and "staahhpp Trapper". Austin schlop warning, he feeds Trapper a small piece of chicken.
Trapper eats like a king, yo (that's why he's begging for food for like ~50 mins on his stream).
NO TRAPPER, I KNOW YOU ARE STARVING, BUT I ALREADY GAVE YOU A SMALL PIECE OF CHICKEN. CALM DOWN BUDDY BOY
Trapper begging for attention here, Austin just ignores him.
Trapper tries to get Austin's attention. Austin thinks he wants to give him "kisses", and realises the dog is hungry, but doesn't do jack shit about it.
Austin makes fun of Trapper being hungry and begging for food. He gave the dog another small piece of chicken. Looking at how Trapper snatched the piece of chicken he must be very hungry, and not haven't gotten any food since his parents left.
Trapper flies into the room, and disappears again with Austin yelling in the background.
Trapper flying into the room, looking for food, eyeing the remaining chicken on his desk. Austin calls him and he follows Austin again.
A minute later, Trapper enters the room again, and tries to get up on the desk to get some of the remaining chicken on Austin's desk.
Trapper is not sure if he is going to get fed, thinks about leaving the room to see what Austin is up to, but just takes another shot at getting to the desk.
Trapper making another attempt to get onto the desk, and is looking around for food or something on the floor.
Trapper trying over and over to get onto the desk. Austin is most likely doing crack, so Trapper just keeps walking out of the room, most likely looking for Austin, only to come back to make another attempt at getting onto the desk.
Trapper making another attempt after leaving the room and coming back to reach the desk. Most likely Austin is still preparing the chore boy and crackpipe.
Trapper again leaving the room, only to not find Austin anywhere. Another attempt is being made at the desk.
Austin finally returns, and Trapper does everything to get his attention. Trapper is fully ignored, gambling is more important than feeding your fucking dog.
Another attempt by Trapper to get Austin's attention. Just followed by "NAH TRAP STAAAHPPP".
Trapper again asking for attention. Austin thinks he wants the chicken (he wants the chicken, retard). Trapper keeps working to get his attention, but chat and gambling is more important than his fucking dog. Trapper growling in the background, with Austin just repeating he needs to stop.
The stream ended with Austin getting felted on Keno. But when he returned for another stream (where he got felted again), Trapper was still begging for attention. He ended up "letting him out" so most likely Austin just threw him out of the backdoor, and we haven't seen Trapper on stream ever since. I guess he's still outside and Austin forgot about him.
Apologies for the clipping autism, but this happens EVERY FUCKING TIME his parents leave him alone with Trapper. Trapper is constantly begging for food and attention from Austin, and Austin just ignores him, doesn't feed him. When his parents are there, this NEVER happens. His dog shows up from time to time, but leaves as soon as he gets a couple of pets. This kind of begging from Trapper happens every time his parents leave him alone in the house with the dog, but this time I chose to clip it as it is just making me MATI he's ignoring and not feeding this fucking dog.
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This happened a few hours before THD, but it was basically a butterfly effect from @gaystoner losing the giveaway. Here's a clip where Bossman explains what happened.
Within minutes of the rant
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Now that Ghousteater aka Austin Ricardo is out of the fold, I'd love for him to post some behind-the-scenes bossman workings. Cmon bud, show us your hand now that you've been burned, at worst we'll call you a faggot for being a janneynigger.
Wade into the pool, it's fine, retard.
Wade into the pool, it's fine, retard.